Songs for GDA

[IronFist]

Oh man. Why did I think of GDA when I saw this?

Alright. There's a band whose name I can't say here. I shall just refer to them as A.C. You can see one of their albums here (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000005857/qid=1073718889/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/104-4607813-0625532). Here are the names of the songs:

1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
2. Valujet
3. You've Got No Friends
4. You Keep a Diary
5. You Own a Store
6. You Got Date Raped
7. Recycling Is Gay
8. You're a Cop
9. You Can't Shut Up
10. You've Got Cancer
11. We Just Disagree
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos
13. You Are an Interior Decorator
14. Pottery's Gay
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay
16. Branscombe Richmond
17. You Live in Allston
18. You Are a Good Food Critic
19. Just the Two of Us
20. Your Band's in the Cut-Out Bin
21. You're Gay
22. You Look Adopted
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24. You Have Goals
25. You Drive an Iroc
26. You Play on a Softball Team
27. Because You're Old
28. You Sell Cologne
29. Being a Cobbler Is Dumb
30. You Live in a Houseboat
31. Richard Butler
32. 311 Sucks
33. Your Kid Is Deformed
34. You Are an Orphan
35. You're Old (**** You)
36. You Go to Art School
37. You're Best Friend Is You
38. You're in a Coma
39. Windchimes Are Gay
40. No, We Don't Want to Do a Splait Seven Inch With Your Stupid ****ing Ba
41. René Auberjonois
42. Internet Is Gay
43. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
44. Hootie and the Blowfish
45. You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)
46. Locking Drop Dead in McDonalds
47. Technology's Gay
48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
49. I'm in Anal ****
50. You (Fill in the Blank)
51. Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache
52. Bonus Track #3

Seriously tho, I downloaded one of their songs and they are absolutely the worst band ever. Their songs are like 45 seconds long, and they suck soooo bad. But the names of them are hilarious!

[IronFist]

omg, i found their lyrisc on darklyrics.com and the are soooo offensive. :eek: :eek: :eek:

mods, please leave this up until GDA replies.

[yenhoi]

good stuff!

:eek:

[Feng]

come on. A.C. is sooo great ;)
Actually they are soo bad that i think they are hilarious, well I've only heard a couple of songs: Hey santa clause you c..t (fill in the blanks) and Staying Alive (oy oy oy). About the lyrics. I have no idea i can't understand a single word they say :D
Need my own computer so i can start downloeding:eek:

[Kristoffer]

sounds like my old band

[Toby]

That's unreal! I can't believe amazon doesn't have a censor! Hilarious :D.

[Kristoffer]

cencors are for faschists butt ****ers

[Chang Style Novice]

Living Colour is my Favorite Black Rock Band

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

iron fist.....

Oh man. Why did I think of GDA when I saw this?


10. You've Got Cancer


laughing my ****ing ass off.

that has to be the best thing i have read in years.

if i still want to change my sig tomorrow when sober, that'll be it.

[IronFist]

lol dude I didn't even see that one!

I think "You Own a Store" is the funniest name ever...

like how are they on stage?

"Come one!!!! Fvck yeah!!!!! This next song is one we like to call, YOU OWN A STORE!!!!!!! Rock with us!!!!!!!!"

^ lol

Anyway, did you download any of their songs? It's terrible. It's like mindless screeching and screaming and their songs are like 45 seconds long.

[IronFist]

Here's another album:

1. Face It, You're a Metal Band
2. Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
3. Kill Women
4. Steroids Guy
5. Everyone in Allston Should Be Killed
6. I Noticed That You're Gay
7. Dead, Gay, and Dropped
8. You Looked Divorced
9. I Hope You Get Deported
10. Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
11. Trapped
12. You're a ****ing ****
13. Phyllis Is an Old Annoying ****
14. Al Stankus Is Always on the Phone With His Bookie
15. Bill Scott's Dumb
16. Harvey Korman Is Gay
17. You ****ing Freak
18. Theme from Three's Company
19. Jeanine Jizm Is a Freak
20. Everyone in Anal **** Is Dumb
21. I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth
22. Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked by Morrisey
23. Metamorphosis
24. I'm Sick of You
25. Howard Wulkan's Bald
26. You're a Trendy ****ing *****
27. Tom Arnold
28. I Got Athletes Foot Showering at Mike's
29. Big Pants, Bigger Loser
30. Marc Payson Is a Drunk
31. Your Family Is Dumb
32. Furnace
33. You're Dumb
34. Van Full of Retards
35. Deche Charge Are a Bunch of ****ing Losers
36. Everyone in the Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
37. Dumb Fat and Gross
38. I'm Not Stubborn
39. Mike Mahan's Sty
40. 02657
41. Gloves of Metal
42. Bonus Track

lol :D :D

[CaptinPickAxe]

Have you ever heard of The Stupids? Their album is called "Retard Pic-nic" they have it on Amazon.