Bally's new fitness promotion

[SevenStar]

I was flipping stations this morning and stopped for a sec on the stern show - he and bally's are having a fitness promotion. They got to obese guys - on 338 and the other 423 - and they are being trained byy trainer's from the bally's staff. Whoever makes the best progress after 8 weeks will win 10,000 and a date with a porn star named karina...

[rubthebuddha]

spend 5k on lipo and cosmetic surgery, win the date, and you have five fresh to spend on what you want.

then again, if you sleep with karina, you can spend that five on treatment for the clapp.

so go with lipo and cleanup surgery, take the money, take the chick to burger king, and then when you're done, you're left with $4990 and weigh a ****load less.

[ElPietro]

Don't forget to add in the cost of synthol injections as well, so he can drop all the weight, and then turn into an artificially ripped behemoth.

[IronFist]

Haha Bally's.

I shouldn't laugh to hard, tho. Somehow my friend got a one year membership to Bally's for $68. That's less than I pay at my gym PER MONTH!!! :eek:

[Ford Prefect]

They have good student deals. My bud got a similar deal as IF's. At least the guys are trying to get in shape. They could just continue to be fat slobs, which would be a lot easier on them.

[CaptinPickAxe]

then again, if you sleep with karina, you can spend that five on treatment for the clapp


:DSo **** funny, but so **** true:D

Thats the funniest sh!t I've seen on KFO in a while.

[IronFist]

Karina

This thread is worthless without pics. :D

[SanSoo Student]

68 bucks for a year is practically free...:eek:

I wish I could get rates like that...