Sifu Abel!!!

[Royal Dragon]

Ha ha, made ya look!!




























:D

[shaolin kungfu]

Does this mean he's a dirty crook?

[dwid]

A slave to a page in your rhyme book...

[Royal Dragon]

No, it just means I'm in a bizzar mood.

My kid is sick, so I'm home form work today and going a bit stir crazy............as I'm sure you can all tell.

[SifuAbel]

OMG! I'm in a Dr, Seuss nightmare!!

p.s. I'm working on the pics for the mag. I think You'll like what I'm planning.

[Royal Dragon]

Excellent!!!

I'm going to write and E-mail to my other guy on this in a bit as well.

[ShaolinTiger00]

I once saw Sifu Abel scissor kick Angela Landsbury.

[SifuAbel]

Poor girl didn't have a chance. She hit the floor like a sack of dry twigs.

[norther practitioner]

I once saw Sifu Abel scissor kick Angela Landsbury.

Isn't that APs grandma...

[ShaolinTiger00]

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!

His poop is used as currency in Argentina.

He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!

[ShaolinTiger00]

Did I ever tell you about the time Abel took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Abel takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Abel yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!

[ShaolinTiger00]

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.

They found $60 in change in his stomach.

He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie.

He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault.

Abel drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'

They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Abel talk in his sleep.

He date raped David Bowie.

He once inhaled a seagull.

The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress.

It was the sight of Abel's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.

He once had sex with a cigarette machine.

He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.

He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.

He once ate the Bible while water skiing.

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

[SifuAbel]

Originally posted by ShaolinTiger00
He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!

Sure, but only steamed served in a curry sauce.


His poop is used as currency in Argentina.[/B]

Anybodies poop is worth more than argentine money.


He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.[/B]

Actually its was the other way around. a flamigo dancer, that is.


He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony! [/B]

Oye brotheeee, soy mas cubano que la palma, y bisnieto de un gallego.

I love mexicans, especially doggystyle.

[apoweyn]

Originally posted by norther practitioner


Isn't that APs grandma...

I think you mean wasn't that Ap's grandma. *sniffle*

[ShaolinTiger00]

We once had a bachelor party for Abel. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Abel once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.

He has a toenail on the end of his *****.

Abel's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.

you drop a phonograph needle on Abel's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'

Abel directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.

All the 'Yes' album covers are Abel family photos.

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

He framed Roger Rabbit.

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Abel - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.

[apoweyn]

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road...

LOL!

Put the cap back on the highlighter and go outside for some fresh air.

:)

[SifuAbel]

yikes!!!

Welcome to the 35th anual celebrity roast.

The bar one was pretty zen.

As far as the yes covers, my grandpa was a cattle rancher. ;) (those in the know will know) LOL!

[Royal Dragon]

:eek: Oh my GOD, what did I do??

[SifuAbel]

Heck, even I didn't know I was such an interesting fellow.

"Abel drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin."

Ok, who squealed.

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by apoweyn


I think you mean wasn't that Ap's grandma. *sniffle*


Oops... sorry...

so tell me who did it...