who do I need to punch!?

[red5angel]

for this:

http://store.martialartsmart.net/tck-hh001.html

I saw the ninja holding the sword in the weapons masters kit set banner ad, and thought, NO WAY! then I got to the page and saw the samuria sword wepaons kit and thought, ok, I can go with that. then I scrolled down!!!!

Who's responsible and who needs a good kick to the throat and groin?!

[norther practitioner]

Yourself for the fact you found it....


Stop looking for the secret of the Ninja...









































then you will find it.:mad:

[red5angel]

too late! I found it!!!

http://store.martialartsmart.net/tck-hh003.html

[kungfu cowboy]

Hmmm. Weapons are usually a no-no at most psychiatric institutions. And I see they must have a sewing room.

[norther practitioner]

At least it will give you something on the martial side..

[IronFist]

Ok I must have totally missed something here.

[norther practitioner]

something... thats what you missed, something.

[Mr Punch]

The secret of the ninja is wearing a bright red belt and knee-high tabi over your everyday clothes to render yourself completely invisible.

That's how you know these guys are fakes. They tied their belt with the wrong knot, so you can see them.

[Vash]

I always thought using the word "ninja" anywhere implied falseness.

[IronFist]

Ninja are totally sweet.

[stimulant]

should call them kage, or oni kage if you wanna make them sound way cool and dangerous!

:)

[Liokault]

Originally posted by Mat
The secret of the ninja is wearing a bright red belt and knee-high tabi over your everyday clothes to render yourself completely invisible.




This is true. When I wear my ninja suit I can walk though town and no one makes eye contact, infact most people look in the other direction.....I am invisible.

[SevenStar]

the ninja turtles are fakes too. It's common knowledge that all ninja are mammals.

[Liokault]

Originally posted by SevenStar
the ninja turtles are fakes too. It's common knowledge that all ninja are mammals.


Ah, but the ninja turtles were taught by a rat. Rats are well documented mammals. I personaly belive that splinter (? is that right) held back most of the ninja secrets from the turtles because he does racism against reptiles.

[Serpent]

Gene, do people actually buy this sh!t?

:eek:

:(

:p

[norther practitioner]

I can only imagine how popular that stuff is with 13 year olds and with 23 year olds who are into RPGs. D&D ****s and the like.

[red5angel]

I can only imagine how popular that stuff is with 13 year olds and with 23 year olds who are into RPGs. D&D ****s and the like.

THAT"S IT NP!!!!! It's time to face the wrath of my well bred, well fed and deadly Welsh Pembroke Corgi trained in the deadly arts of Ninja!!!!!!!

[norther practitioner]

OK.. if you say so.. (Corgi as in a dog right..)

[Liokault]

I remember hearing years ago that Ninja suits out sold karate suits for this one trader. He said somthing like if you look at how many ninja clubs there are x30 to get a high estimate of student numbers he was still selling 10 times the number of suits than there were students per year (all numbers aproximate as I read it a few years ago).

There are lots of guys who sit at home pretending to be ninja.

[norther practitioner]

There are lots of guys who sit at home pretending to be ninja.

If you think thats scarey, you should see what r5a does at home.

[red5angel]

If you think thats scarey, you should see what r5a does at home.


That was a one time deal, and they paid well ok.....

[norther practitioner]

still, a plunger, a crack *****, four midgets, a donkey, and three bottles of tequila, you shoulda got more $

[red5angel]

I didn't even know the donkey was involved until after we shook hands!!!! I woulda asked for more money otherwise!!!

[norther practitioner]

LOL..

:D

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by red5angel
I didn't even know the donkey was involved until after we shook hands!!!! I woulda asked for more money otherwise!!! That wasn't the donkey's hand. :eek:

[anton]

Originally posted by norther practitioner
I can only imagine how popular that stuff is with 13 year olds and with 23 year olds who are into RPGs. D&D ****s and the like.

LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!

[Xdr4g0nx]

Sleep, Sleep, Sleep

[Vash]

Death! Death!

[Jook Lum]

Hello! I will visit Jack`s next Monday so hopefully you will
be there. Let me know?

[ShaolinTiger00]

Not sure if you guys realize this or not but amongst teh modern ninja community and its "scholars" *giggle*, they are certain that the sword we believe to be the "ninja sword" (straight blade, square guard) was created in the 80's ninja craze and never an actual weapon.

which makes sense.. hey look at that sword. that guy's a ninja!

the 80's were great.. rocking the karate kid bandana, wearing camo tabi boots, watching bloodpsort and practicing my helicopter spinning kicks.

and I had to ruin it all by growing up..:mad:

[joedoe]

Originally posted by ShaolinTiger00
Not sure if you guys realize this or not but amongst teh modern ninja community and its "scholars" *giggle*, they are certain that the sword we believe to be the "ninja sword" (straight blade, square guard) was created in the 80's ninja craze and never an actual weapon.

which makes sense.. hey look at that sword. that guy's a ninja!

the 80's were great.. rocking the karate kid bandana, wearing camo tabi boots, watching bloodpsort and practicing my helicopter spinning kicks.

and I had to ruin it all by growing up..:mad:

In fact some scholars are now suggesting that the ninja were nothing more than samurai that had specialised training in espionage skills, and were far from the mystical/invincible creatures (mammals even) that the 80's craze made them out to be.

[blooming lotus]

:eek: sacrilige!!