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norther practitioner
02-12-2004, 03:48 PM
A wushu dude wouldn't submit to the can opener...



Discuss....
red5angel
02-12-2004, 03:53 PM
it depends, how many can openers are there? Are they on the ground? How hard are they training to open cans?
rubthebuddha
02-12-2004, 04:09 PM
and another question -- was it washed after it opened that last can of tuna two weeks ago? if not, then it'll win just on odor.
Knifefighter
02-12-2004, 04:22 PM
The problem with the can opener is that you've got to be incredibly strong or have to nail the technique exactly to get someone to submit to it. Not to mention, it's pretty easy to counter. It is great for opening the closed guard, however.
norther practitioner
02-12-2004, 04:37 PM
Yeah, I just watched some Pride where this Russian guy got submitted by an American who was huge...

I was just like ouch.


tuna.. yum or yuck
Vash
02-12-2004, 07:33 PM
Albacore tuna owns all.

Shark makes good sammiches.
rubthebuddha
02-12-2004, 10:43 PM
vash has taken the correct, mixed it with a little mayo, spread it on bread, put some tater chips on it and polished off the nummiest correct/tater chip sammich ever. with gusto.
norther practitioner
02-13-2004, 10:44 AM
I have a secret ingredient for my tuna salad... apple chunks....
Pork Chop
02-13-2004, 11:02 AM
I sunk in a can opener off a 3 meter high dive once, man did that hurt...
norther practitioner
02-13-2004, 11:11 AM
Am I the only one that thinks that makes no sense.....:confused:
Pork Chop
02-13-2004, 11:31 AM
For a basic education on summertime fun (scroll down to the clear blue stuff):
http://www.freedomfastpitch.com/Scrapbooks/12u%20Scrapbooks%20-%202002/Practice%20Game%2014u.htm


For a pic of this deadly can opener submission:
http://www.freedomfastpitch.com/Photos/Scrapbooks/Practice%20Game%2014u/P8240084aa.jpg
norther practitioner
02-13-2004, 11:40 AM
Oh, OK, that makes sense.
rubthebuddha
02-13-2004, 11:47 AM
bmore -- problem. that water moves like water, so getting anything resembling a submission is a pain in the ass.
norther practitioner
02-13-2004, 11:48 AM
LOL, the thing is he's submitting him self.
norther practitioner
02-13-2004, 12:20 PM
This kid would be able to wiggle out of the can opener... (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040212/photos_us_rank_afp/040212163029_qjut1se7_photo0&e=19)