bjj term to flowery name thread

[SevenStar]

Based on a suggestion from another thread, we're gonna think up flowery names for bjj techniques!


the guard - tiger suns it's belly

shrimping - shrimp curls it's tail

preparation to shrimp from side mount - bear prepares to move mountain

side mount - buddha takes it in the arse

knee on belly - tiger catches it's prey

rear mount - snake entwines tree

straight armbar - monkey snaps twig

[Chang Style Novice]

mata leao - Slaying the lion

Omo Plata - Oh Moh Pla Te

Butt Scoot - Incontinent dog soils carpet

[CrippledAvenger]

collar choke-- Patient Father Chastizes Flame-Haired Son of Least Favorite Wife

[SevenStar]

triangle choke - arhat examines bicep

[Christopher M]

wtf... I spend hours thinking up Eight Ancestor Doggy Style posture and it just vanishes into the haze of forum archives. Great. Just great.

Never no respect. No regard either.

[SevenStar]

you lose a post?

[Water Dragon]

Mount: Helio buggers Royce

Kimura: Bully takes the milk money

[Midnight Oil]

Passing the guard: Monkey vaults the fence.