View Full Version : Odd problem

05-19-2001, 07:39 AM
Well, I have an odd problem(well mabey not, heh) but anyways I seem to have a problem with gas.

Could this be a problem in my diet?
Are there certian foods to eat that help with preventing gas?
Becuase although beano, and the sorts, may work(and work OK at best) i dont like the idea of eating unnecessary chemicals...

So any responces would be a relief. ;)


05-20-2001, 02:10 AM
I **** all the time, even more during training. Diet has something to do with it, but some of us are just full of hot air. ;)

You have no chance to survive - make your time.

05-28-2001, 11:47 PM
It's highly likely that you have an imbalance in the lungs. The large intestine and lung are connected.
Treat the lung and watch what you eat.

05-29-2001, 05:23 PM
Try eating some Stony Fields Farms yogurt.

It has 6 kinds of bacteria (the good kinds) and may help rebuild your levels.

You can also go to a health food store and pick up a polydofilus. This is like an acidofilus pill but also has several kinds of bacteria.


"I have been in
sorrow's kitchen and
licked out all the pots.
Then I have stood on
the peaky mountain
wrapped in rainbows,
with a harp and a
sword in my hands." -
Zora Neale Hurston

07-11-2014, 04:42 PM
This is 13 years late, but I must recommend this thread: Tiger-Balm-and-flatulence (http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?8594-Tiger-Balm-and-flatulence)

Now for the real reason I necromancer-ed this here thread:

Ridiculous Study of the Day Says Smelling ****s Might Prevent Cancer (http://time.com/2976464/scientists-say-smelling-****s-might-prevent-cancer/)
Laura Stampler @LauraStampler

10:37 AM ET
http://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/102120949.jpg?w=1100 Cream cheese Getty Images

It has been a weird week in health news. First doctors said that Justin Bieber might save young boys’ lives (the “hip” bowl cut is actually a form of sun protection — skin cancer be gone!), and now scientists out of the University of Exeter insist that smelling ****s could actually prevent cancer, among other diseases. Uh, okay.

“Although hydrogen sulfide gas”—produced when bacteria breaks down food—”is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases,” Dr. Mark Wood said in a university release.

Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, the researchers seem to think that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria. Researchers are even coming up with their own compound to emulate the stinky smell’s health benefits.

“‘We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria,” Professor Matt Whiteman, who worked on the study to be published in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, said.

So thank the guy in the elevator. While it might have seemed like the ride from hell, IT MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE. Or not. Not even going to chase down the source study. :rolleyes:

Mor Sao
07-12-2014, 10:40 AM
so that is why I am so healthy and beautiful.

07-12-2014, 11:23 AM
I guess this guy might have a future in health care:


I can't fathom how the other guy thinks a clothes pin on his nose is really helping. He's still breathing it.

David Jamieson
07-14-2014, 08:51 AM
13 year set up to a semi-**** joke.

Bravo. Well done. *slow claps :p