Shaolin and Tennessee Football

[Judge Pen]

http://dailybeacon.utk.edu/article.php/8185

[rubthebuddha]

Avoid rather than check
Check rather than hurt
Hurt rather than maim
Maim rather than kill
For all life is precious nor can any be replaced ...

... will now be changed to ...

incomplete rather than sacked
stiff arm rather than tackled
pass interference rather than give up six
praise buddha rather than get flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct
for coach is sacred and we really wanna dump gatorade on him

or something like that.

[MasterKiller]

To quote Cartman......

Sweeeeeet.

[GeneChing]

...the monks would make better soccer players (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=28425)

[Shaolinlueb]

that guy has seen too many movies.