and you thought chest guards were not sexy?

[sticky fingers]

http://www.realmartialarts.com/wdc/realmartialarts/shopping/product.asp?pid=184

[inic]

Her face isnt that great but nice bod!! I'd just put a pic of a hot girl over her face and I'd be on that.

[ShaolinTiger00]

why bother with the chest guard. it appears she comes equipped with saline airbags.

[SCFalken]

http://www.realmartialarts.com/Shopping/product.asp?pid=208

Guess who's back....

She never did drop trou in any of her "movies". Although, sadly Jalal Merhi did...


Mike

[IronFist]

Originally posted by SCFalken
http://www.realmartialarts.com/Shopping/product.asp?pid=208

Um, how old is she in that pic?

[SCFalken]

Dunno, I think she's 47 or so, currently.


Mike

[norther practitioner]

As good as that chest guard looks in that pic.. it'd look much better oh.. never mind.

[GeneChing]

...we even shot it, but it was decided that it was too risque for the image of our company. Maybe some day we might use it. Let me ask you this - did any of you buy it?

[norther practitioner]

No, because I've been waiting until you guys did an ad like that, then I'd buy it.

[Shaolinlueb]

yeah her face is kinda busted but i'd still hit it. which would never happen. so i am going to flip back into the temple. :D :o

[GeneChing]

good answer. you know, if y'all can find more ads like this, it might soften the powers that be for us to do ours. we just found a great one in wulin - this really beautiful Chinese girl doing sanshou - a total glamour photo spread, including the obligatory topless shot with her gloves strategically positioned. believe me, we'd love to do more stuff like this.

ok, maybe not 'we', maybe just me and the guys here....

[norther practitioner]

wulin link?

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by GeneChing
, including the obligatory topless shot with her gloves strategically positioned. believe me, we'd love to do more stuff like this.


I second that and I'm sure most of the board members agree. :D

[IronFist]

Originally posted by GeneChing
...we even shot it, but it was decided that it was too risque for the image of our company. Maybe some day we might use it. Let me ask you this - did any of you buy it?

Don't succumb to that level of advertising, unless you're doing it for a purely comical reason.

Altho for some reason, guys seem to buy things that are demonstrated by chicks. I don't know why. It's not like the chick actually comes with the product. Do you guys think you're going to get laid by that chick if you buy the product? Duh :rolleyes:

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by IronFist


Don't succumb to that level of advertising, unless you're doing it for a purely comical reason.

Altho for some reason, guys seem to buy things that are demonstrated by chicks. I don't know why. It's not like the chick actually comes with the product. Do you guys think you're going to get laid by that chick if you buy the product? Duh :rolleyes:

no. it just makes the product more fun to look at :D :o :P

[PHILBERT]

Gene, yeah, as much as some of us (including myself) would love to see the models you use for the magazine model like that, it would be tacky for a serious thing. That is something we'd see more in IKF of BBMag. Stick with the fully clothed models I think.

Or print 2 issues each other month, the regular G rated and the PG-13 rated. :D

[blooming lotus]

I dunno Gene...If I took that offer to model for you I'm sure I get get you a least a couple of sales :p :D ;)

LOL...gotta admit though, for 47..that chick looks pretty good :D

[norther practitioner]

She is not 47... or she might be, I doubt it. Cynthia R. is 47 now, which was a comment made when someone asked how old she is (someone posted a link to a poster of her)

[blooming lotus]

ok Nthn Prac dude..I can see it means alot to you..so I'm just gonna go with what you said :D

[norther practitioner]

Wow, after reading that, I guess it did sound a little defensive of the hotty.:D

I'm sure you'd sell more chest guards though;)



there that should get me out of the dog shed
;)

[PHILBERT]

Well, I looked her up on the IMDB, and she turns 47 in a few days. Nice shot IronFist.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001686/

[IronFist]

What's IMDB?

Either way, she's not my type.

[GeneChing]

... but it's always kind of odd when hot chicks are selling stuff to men - think fishing rods. I hear a lot of people only read IKF for the profiles now (come on guys, 'fess up, which article do you always read all the way through if you read IKF) Fortunately, the number of women in martial arts is rising, which is producing more hot chicks in the martial arts. Take BL for example ;)

It's always a fine line how risque to get with female models. And that line changes every day.

[David Jamieson]

sex sells and people are buying!

the girl is pretty, but so are the got qi girls and they are wearing heavy black T-shirts. :D

More to the imagination is where the real thrills are!

I haven't read an IKF in a long time. KFM is the only MA mag for me because it actually has Kungfu articles and isn't a pseudo ufc mag that is 30% articles and 70% advertisments of which 50% are questionable items lol.

oh, I like tricycle too, but that's not martial arts, jama is ok now and then but still overpriced, empty vessel can get overtly flaky at times and Taichi Magazine can be ok now and then.

but KFM all the way! Get your's today! :D

Believe the hype!

cheers

[blooming lotus]

Originally posted by GeneChing
... Fortunately, the number of women in martial arts is rising, which is producing more hot chicks in the martial arts. Take BL for example ;)
.

Aww..thx Gene...:p maybe we'll talk after all;) :p

[red5angel]

the way I figure it, it's sort of like looking through car mags - you like the cars, you may even buy one, and the chick sprawled all over it certainly doesn't hurt.

[norther practitioner]

the number of women in martial arts is rising, which is producing more hot chicks in the martial arts. Take BL for example

Are we supposed to take your word for it?

and r5a got it right. hot chicks on things usually makes them better.

[red5angel]

hot chicks on things usually makes them better.


Or me on hot chicks!!! That's really hot!!!!

[norther practitioner]

Or me on hot chicks!!! That's really hot!!!!

for you maybe, makes me puke

[red5angel]

yeah, don't tell me you wouldn't buy a few copies of the video ;)

[blooming lotus]

Originally posted by norther practitioner


Are we supposed to take your word for it?
.


is this where I post the obligitory bikini shot?? LOL...you might get it after all..you all realise there's a water park out at Deng Feng......now if we just get them to put water in it .........

[norther practitioner]

Yup, and water is optional, but generally makes things like that look nicer :D ;)

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by norther practitioner
Yup, and water is optional, but generally makes things like that look nicer :D ;)

or baby oil :D

[David Jamieson]

yes, a deng feng baby oil park would attract scads of hot chick martial artist chicks to shaolin where thousands of pics would be snapped and promptly placed into Martial arts magazines.

In the future, say 20 years from now, new ranking systems will be in place where it is a pre-req to be a hot chick, in a bikini, slathered in baby oil to attain the rank of great grand master and the cycle will then change to something along the line of being a drooling teenage boy will be the pre-req in the following 20 years.

the things ya gotta do to keep peoples interest when they are desensitized already are simply amazing!

cheers

[blooming lotus]

amazonia style :D :D :D

I dont know about the drooling teenage dudes, but we can muster some fabulous :D :D ...hey ma Maggs ;)

Ps..can I borrow some baby oil?????

[Meat Shake]

How do you make oil out of babies?
I wouldnt want people making oil out of my baby.


...

If I had one.

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
yes, a deng feng baby oil park would attract scads of hot chick martial artist chicks to shaolin where thousands of pics would be snapped and promptly placed into Martial arts magazines.

In the future, say 20 years from now, new ranking systems will be in place where it is a pre-req to be a hot chick, in a bikini, slathered in baby oil to attain the rank of great grand master and the cycle will then change to something along the line of being a drooling teenage boy will be the pre-req in the following 20 years.

the things ya gotta do to keep peoples interest when they are desensitized already are simply amazing!

cheers

LMAO oh man that made me crack up. that was sweat. maybe i should read stuff before i post stupid replies. LOL

[Kymus]

Originally posted by IronFist


Don't succumb to that level of advertising, unless you're doing it for a purely comical reason.

Altho for some reason, guys seem to buy things that are demonstrated by chicks. I don't know why. It's not like the chick actually comes with the product. Do you guys think you're going to get laid by that chick if you buy the product? Duh :rolleyes:

You mean I've been wasting my money this entire time???

[GeneChing]

And all these years I've been going to the temple... I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque...