so...

[Xebsball]

Where the wimmins at?

[Oso]

my house

sheeeet, where did you think they were?

[Fen]

There coozing at my house man!!!!

~Jason

[Xebsball]

is it night over there?

cos during the daylight they are at uni
all of them

just to torture me

[Oso]

you on the wrong continent
I've seen a few campuses, including UNC-Chapel Hill which is touted as having the hotties...

but, I was on University of Tennessee's campus back in November and it was just unbeleivable.

so unbelievable I had to write a poem about it
wanna hear it
here it goes:




Half a leg, half a leg,
Half a leg onward,
All in the valley of Dames
Rode the judokas
'Forward, the White Pajamas!
Charge for the breasts!' he said:
Into the valley of Dames
Rode the judokas.

'Forward, the Judokas!'
Was there a man dismay'd ?
Not tho' the judoka knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to come and die:
Into the valley of dames
Rode the judokas.

Breasts to right of them,
Breasts to left of them,
Breasts in front of them
Jiggl'd and roll'd;
Storm'd at with cleavage and swell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the judokas.

Flash'd all their sabres bare, (some metaphors are just best left as is)
Flash'd as they turn'd in air
Sabring the dames there,
Charging a *****, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the perfume and smoke
Right thro' the silk they broke;
Enkan and Candlerite
Reel'd from the sabre-stroke
Spent and depleted
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Breasts to right of them,
Breast to left of them,
Breasts behind them
Jiggl'd and roll'd;
Storm'd at with cleavage and swell,
While ***** and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of th' judokas

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour th' judokas,
Noble judokas!

[rogue]

Oso, you really should protect your head more.:p

[Oso]

I do. Trojan, every time. ;)