Unmatchable
03-03-2004, 11:40 PM
taken:
http://www.hawkinscheung.com/
There were some tricks we played all the time when we were teenagers looking for a fight. When we would find a "target, "we would just walk up and say, "Hey! I'm talking to you!" or we would go up and touch or pull him. We would make our victim pay attention. If the guy was hot-tempered, he would try to hit us or push our hand away. Once the guy started, we would initiate our timing from his move. If the guy got hurt, we would say, "What's the matter with you? I was just talking to you, and you tried to hit me first Mr. Chan (fictitious name we made upon the spot)?" The target would say, "I'm not Mr. Chan!" To which we would reply, "We thought you were Mr. Chan and are very sorry we made a mistake!" If our target didn't pay attention to us, we would curse his mother or sister. We tried to infuriate our unwilling adversary so we could resume the fight. We were real bad guys!
http://www.hawkinscheung.com/
There were some tricks we played all the time when we were teenagers looking for a fight. When we would find a "target, "we would just walk up and say, "Hey! I'm talking to you!" or we would go up and touch or pull him. We would make our victim pay attention. If the guy was hot-tempered, he would try to hit us or push our hand away. Once the guy started, we would initiate our timing from his move. If the guy got hurt, we would say, "What's the matter with you? I was just talking to you, and you tried to hit me first Mr. Chan (fictitious name we made upon the spot)?" The target would say, "I'm not Mr. Chan!" To which we would reply, "We thought you were Mr. Chan and are very sorry we made a mistake!" If our target didn't pay attention to us, we would curse his mother or sister. We tried to infuriate our unwilling adversary so we could resume the fight. We were real bad guys!