Sneaky mother****ers!!

[sticky fingers]

Here I am , all comfortable in front of the computer perusing my favourite forum - KFO when the doorbell rings. I look through the peephole and see this cute girl. Opening the door, an older woman suddenly appeared and starts talking about religion and shoves a magazine under my nose. 9am on a Saturday morning !!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

Gone are the days of the 2 guys in white shirts riding bicycles I usually don't even bother answering the door. They've now reached a new low. But that cute girl trick will get me every time:mad: :mad:

[Xebsball]

man thats focked up
thos fockers deserve nothing but to be punched in the face

but i can help you, yo

[Xebsball]

OR if they keep goin you bust em with this

[sticky fingers]

LMAO at the Dalai lama pic!!

yeah, I rolled up the magazine real tight while she was talking. I was tempted to stab her in the eye.

[Shaolinlueb]

that dali lama pic is the best!

[Vash]

Well, he did invent Royce Gracie, after all.

[IronFist]

Did I miss the Dalai Lama pic?

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by IronFist
Did I miss the Dalai Lama pic?

Judging by how it says Kung Lek has edited it, yes.

And yeah, I've had the cute girls come to my door too. I've told them everything from being Jewish, which shuts them up, to Buddhist, to Hinduist to Muslim. I once told them I was a Jedi. She said

"So what happens to your soul when you die?"

"I become one with the Force."

[CaptinPickAxe]

I used to fu[i][i/]ck with telemarketers all the time. When They'd ask if I was interested in the product I'd say, "Maybe, but let me ask you something...how would you like to buy a slightly used Jesus?" I'd usually get the whole I-can't-buy-anything-from-the-customers bit, but I know they really did want it...its like the suitcase from Pulp Fiction...who wouldn't want a slightly used Jesus?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i tell them to beware of satan.

[Chinwoo-er]

I once told them I was a Jedi. She said


"So what happens to your soul when you die?"

"I become one with the Force."


~falls off chair laughing~





~still laughing~





~Continues laughing~



Man, I HAVE to try that someday

[Vash]

Baptists (and Protestants in general) are like kryptonite to Jehovah's Witlessness . . . I mean Witnesses.

I was once approached by a JW on Christmas Eve. Chick (but not the pretty kind. The bawk-bawk kind) asked if I knew why Christmas wasn't a good holiday, aside from the fact that the Catholic church turned a Roman holiday into christmas and santa represents the use of marijuana. I says, "sure."

She says, "oh really, why is that?"

I whisper to her, "my dog told me it's the time the Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with hamsters in the streets."

She just looked all offended and walked off into K-Mart. I ended up having to check her out, since she caught me on my break. She was buying Christmas decorations.

[CaptinPickAxe]

christmas and santa represents the use of marijuana



:confused: :confused: :confused:
am I stoned or does this make no sense?

[kungfu cowboy]

No, I think that if you were stoned it would make sense.

[Vash]

Indeed.

[CaptinPickAxe]

******! The one time I need to be stoned to understand something and I'm not! Oh, the irony!:D

[X_plosion]

I remember one incident where some people from a Christian group ( I forget which denomination) tried to preach to a friend of mine and then ask for donations.

He asked "What do you think of Islam?" They started ripping the Muslim faith. He replied "Well, I'm a Muslim". They responded "At least you can help us spread the truth by donating to our work." :D

[David Jamieson]

Is it better to believe something or nothing?

If you believe something, you have a direction to go.

If you believe nothing, where are you headed?

Contradiction is how we understand things. Without black we don't understand white, without the dark we wouldn't fully understand the light.

In kungfu, the saying goes, if you don't taste bitter, you cannot know sweet.

Of course, it's up to you if you want to believe in anything, or not.

-o\_

[sticky fingers]

Well I certainly don't believe in knocking on someone's door at an ungodly hour on Saturday morning and trying to stuff your religion down their throat.

The only time I invited in JW was when I had chickenpox. I had it real bad, sores dripping with ooze all over my body and face.
Anyway they politely declined my invitation. Strange that :confused:

[David Jamieson]

sf-

then don't knock on peoples doors at ungodly hours on a saturday morn. :D

you don't have to answer the door. or you can put a sign up that says "solicitors will be shot" :D or "no solicitors."

living in a society means we have to put up with the idiosyncracies of others and we can't always have things our way.

if you don't want to deal with other human beings then you basically have to become a hermit.

if you only want to deal with like minded people, you have to join a club, or cult, or religion, or some such other thing.

anyway, point being, there is no difference between a jw trying to sell you on what they think and your television blariong other peoples messages at you all day long. The jw's just go door to door and are more personable about how they sell their message than the corporation that wants you to buy into their product or belief.

same stuff, different pile. I don't know why people are offended by religion but they're not concerned about corporate diatribes of virtually the same order.

that's messed up in and of itself in my opinion.

p.s they'll go away if you ask them too, same as you can turn off your tv or change the channel or hand up on the telemarketer. THe key is to be polite yourself imo, no need to get rude :D

cheers

[Toby]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
I used to fu[i][i/]ck with telemarketers all the time.
You're giving away the secret to your Jedi powers, CPA.

<edit>Your jedi tag powers ****ed up my message</edit>

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
Is it better to believe something or nothing?

If you believe something, you have a direction to go.

If you believe nothing, where are you headed?


Wherever you want to go.

[Xebsball]

The "search for a direction to go to" itself can be your "direction"

Looking for some truth
But at the same time knowing that such truth might not exist at all

Its called keeping your eyes open and having a critical vision to what is thrown at you since you were a little kid until today and on and on
I choose questioning, not choose swallowing
I choose proof, not assumptions
I rather have the gaps of life filled with question than with boolshyt
Something the huge great majority of religious people have such a hard time doing

[Vash]

Trust those who seek the truth, doubt those that find it.

[htowndragon]

its all good until they start knocking your religion. my family is confucious/buddhist for the past i dont know howmany generations and we usually dont diss people's beliefes to their face. i respect jw and otehr xtians until they start talking sh17 about other beliefs

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