Who ****zed on my Flan?

[ShaolinTiger00]

I was keeping in my underwear drawer for safe keeping!

:mad:

[rubthebuddha]

'tis the calling card of the skidmark bandit. :eek:

[Water Dragon]

My bad. I was looking around for Judo Woman's new gi in your underwear drawer. The flan was there, nature called. Well, at least now you know why they call me Water Dragon :cool:

[red5angel]

I have another theory, I don't think ST00 is just Ralek but also waterdragon. They both seem to show up at the same time, compliment each other constantly and have an obsession with peeing in their underwear drawers.....

[Water Dragon]

Well, if it means I get to go home with J-Wo, then yeah, I'm really ST00.

[ShaolinTiger00]

of all 4 of my personalities,you're the one with the least bladder control.

water dragon = bladder adder? :p

[Water Dragon]

lol @ adder bladder.

Oh! and I officially apologise for accusing you of being Ralek.

[red5angel]

I'm just sayin'...everytime one is on, the other is on. even the names are similar Shaolin Tiger , Water Dragon, 4 syllables each!!! Count 'em, 4!!! that and you both are apparently digging on the same chick, I mean from waterdragon is telling me in PM anyway....

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by red5angel
that and you both are apparently digging on the same chick, I mean from waterdragon is telling me in PM anyway....

Wow! ST00 is having an affair with Red's mom too? Mebbe we are the same person!

[red5angel]

hey, if you guys are doing my mom you need to call and let KC Elbows know ahead of time unless you want to double ot triple team. It costs extra though....We charge per orifice.

[SifuAbel]

No, No, No, ST is only one other person..........









































Janet Reno

[ShaolinTiger00]

janet reno, sifu abel 4 syllables. coincidence? ;)

btw: your mom gave me a pre-paid credit card. i just slide it thru the scanner as i hit the bedroom and check out upon leaving 7 minutes later. all the guys have talked about how much time it saves us..

[SifuAbel]

Nah, I can't be reno, I would let elian stay.

My mom was mentioning something about vienna sausage, I just didn't see the connection until now.

[ShaolinTiger00]

actually it wasn't your mom I was refering to you arrogant *******, but since you mentioned her.. tell her that the "little guy" sends a besito!

nothing satisfies like after sex flan..

and don't get me started on Elian.. that was some ****ed up **** sending that boy back..

[red5angel]

yeah able you self centered *******! Stop trying to steal my mom's thunder man!

[ShaolinTiger00]

Her days of "thunder" are long gone..

now it's just a soft, meaty flapping.. like a buffalo hide door on a log cabin.

(I'm so sorry...)

[red5angel]

that's so wroooooong.......

[norther practitioner]

Her days of "thunder" are long gone..


Nah man, you haven't seen her after a beans rice and flan eating session.

Oh, you meant that thunder.... I guess thats why I've been out of the loop for so long.

[ShaolinTiger00]

Nah man, you haven't seen her after a beans rice and flan eating session.

See that's why. I'm not a back door man. I've heard that it's great, but I just can't accept to go the wrong way up a street clearly maked ONE WAY..

:o

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by ShaolinTiger00


See that's why. I'm not a back door man. The men don't know, but the little girls understand....

[norther practitioner]

The men don't know, but the little girls understand....


Dude, when you get caught, thats going to come back to bite you in the a$$

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by norther practitioner



Dude, when you get caught, thats going to come back to bite you in the a$$ huh?

Wha, yeah!
C'mon, yeah
Yeah, c'mon, yeah
Yeah, c'mon
Oh, yeah, ma
Yeah, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the little girl understand
Hey, all you people that tryin' to sleep
I'm out to make it with my midnight dream, yeah
'Cause I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the little girls understand
All right, yeah
You men eat your dinner
Eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken
Than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah
I'm a back door man, wha
The men don't know
But the little girls understand
Well, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
Whoa, baby, I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the little girls understand

The point is that chicks really like it

[ShaolinTiger00]

Mk has broken on thru to the other side of the correct and found it was full of dead rock stars.