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Judge Pen
03-16-2004, 07:20 AM
The toot: I tested for 3rd black this weekend.

The b1tch: I threw out my back in the process.

MasterKiller
03-16-2004, 07:23 AM
1. Congrats.

2. Suck it up.


;)

red5angel
03-16-2004, 07:35 AM
1. Congratulations man

2. Yeah, stop whining ;)

Vash
03-16-2004, 07:51 AM
1. Congratulations

2. That suxors. Take care.




Then suck it up :D

phantom
03-16-2004, 08:00 AM
1. Congatulations. What style was it in? I assume judo?
2. How did it happen? Best of luck for a speedy rehab and a prompt return to training.

MasterKiller
03-16-2004, 08:02 AM
What's 3rd Black in SD? Jr. Master?

Judge Pen
03-16-2004, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by MasterKiller
What's 3rd Black in SD? Jr. Master?

:p No, there's no title. The "title" thing doesn't start until 5th black and that's "Associate Master."

Kymus
03-16-2004, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by Judge Pen
The toot: I tested for 3rd black this weekend.

The b1tch: I threw out my back in the process.

You still suc... Err.. That's great to hear man! Sorry to hear about you back ;)

quiet man
03-16-2004, 11:50 AM
Congratulations on testing for 3rd back and sorry for throwing out your black.

















Man... I gotta do something about this dyslexia of mine.

sakko
03-16-2004, 12:08 PM
1. That's awesome

2. You tried your best. Get better soon...

red5angel
03-16-2004, 12:23 PM
sorry for throwing out your black.


I bet if he were white you wouldn't have thrown him out!

Radhnoti
03-16-2004, 01:21 PM
Hmmm...You say you tested, but didn't mention how the committee ruled? I'm betting you passed, so congratulations amigo.

Did you throw it during the testing, or did it hit you after the adreneline rush subsided? In any case, that's a b*tch. Take it easy for a while, I hope it gets better quick.

Becca
03-16-2004, 04:30 PM
COngrats and condolences. :) :(

March must be a bad moth to test for black belt... You're the second one I know of to get a serious injury testing. Our newest sifu broke his ankle early on in his test.

Vash
03-16-2004, 05:00 PM
Yeah, that's right. Saturday's the one-year anniversary of my gimpitizing at my BB test.

March suxors.

heal fast, JP.

Oh, and when you get the chance, think about San Njie ;)

Shaolinlueb
03-16-2004, 06:11 PM
1. congrats

2. thats what massages are for. get one. not tyring to be perverted either.

Judge Pen
03-17-2004, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by Radhnoti
Hmmm...You say you tested, but didn't mention how the committee ruled? I'm betting you passed, so congratulations amigo.

Did you throw it during the testing, or did it hit you after the adreneline rush subsided? In any case, that's a b*tch. Take it easy for a while, I hope it gets better quick.

Thanks everyone. Yes Rad I passed. I actually threw my back out the day before during the physical requirement portion of the test. I slept on an ice pack, put some "A" medicine on it, and let the adreniline get me through the test.

PHILBERT
03-17-2004, 07:42 AM
So I take it you are a 3rd black now?

Judge Pen
03-17-2004, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
So I take it you are a 3rd black now?

Yep. I know that impresses everyone here. :p

Fred Sanford
03-17-2004, 01:18 PM
3rd black, huh? so what is that equivalent to? a yellow belt in TKD?

Water Dragon
03-17-2004, 01:25 PM
Oh be nice.

Vash
03-17-2004, 01:27 PM
Indeed.

Judge Pen
03-17-2004, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Fred Sanford
3rd black, huh? so what is that equivalent to? a yellow belt in TKD?

:D Whatever you want to think is fine with me. Serioulsy, didn't you spend some time in Iraq? If so, I'm glad your back home and safe even if you're an arse to me sometimes.

Fred Sanford
03-17-2004, 03:38 PM
Seriously though you're ok with me Judge Pen, I don't care what Water Dragon says about you. congrats man.

and yea I was in Iraq and Kuwait for a period of about 3 weeks. Got the full tour of Iraq- Mosul, Tikrit, Kirkuk, Baghdad, Basra, Nasariya.

Serpent
03-18-2004, 01:43 AM
Only three weeks? That's a ***** tour.

JP - what did you have do for black 3? And what was it that put your back out?

Judge Pen
03-18-2004, 07:18 AM
Originally posted by Serpent
Only three weeks? That's a ***** tour.

JP - what did you have do for black 3? And what was it that put your back out?

I had to do 5 roads of Hsing-Ie, Hsing-Ie Linkage form, 12 Animal Hsing-Ie, Hsing-Ie two man set (both sides), Tai Chi 32 posture sword, Table Top Sword (a small straight sword form done in a 6' x 6' square), Seven Star straight sword form, and Hua To's 5 animal play (dead, live, and chi kung). Then lots of sparring. One on one and two on one.

I pulled my back out the day before during the physical requirements test. Every year all tha black sashes meet and must complete a special conditioning class. If we can't finish, then we lose our rank. I think I hurt my back during the stance portion of the class. He made us do our horse stances with someone on our back. I didn't feel it when it happened, but it stiffened up later.

Serpent
03-18-2004, 04:07 PM
Well, say what you will about the system, it looks like you guys certainly work hard. Well done.

Mediocrity
03-18-2004, 05:31 PM
Ow, I hope we dont have to do that for Wah Lum... Butterly Horse + someone on the back = PAIN

Fred Sanford
03-18-2004, 07:06 PM
Only three weeks? That's a ***** tour.

that's right. get in, get out, and get paid.

don't hate.

Vash
03-18-2004, 07:19 PM
Indeed.

Serpent
03-18-2004, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Fred Sanford


that's right. get in, get out, and get paid.

don't hate.
:D

KC Elbows
03-18-2004, 09:32 PM
Congratulations, you toot your little horn!:D

Seriously, congrats.

Judge Pen
03-19-2004, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by Serpent
Well, say what you will about the system, it looks like you guys certainly work hard. Well done.

Thanks man. I appreciate it.

Meat Shake
03-20-2004, 12:52 PM
"that's right. get in, get out, and get paid."

Thats the slogan of the escort service I run.
:eek:

Congrats JP. Glad to hear that you got your 3rd. Suck that you hurt your back.
I fuxored my ankle really bad... But that had nothing to do with MA. It had to do with a frisbee, an uneven beach, and lots of alcohol.
Stupid frisbee.

cerebus
03-20-2004, 07:39 PM
Yeah Meatshake, next time ya gotta do it without that dam frisbee! :D :D
Well JP, I may not be any kind of SD fan, but congrats on the promotion.
For your back, does your instructor do bone-setting or do you have a chiropractor? Either one, followed by DEEP tissue work (hurts like HEL L but it really speeds healing up) and a long soak in a hot tub should help alot. Later.