this is why I train hardcore

[red5angel]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040323/480/sc10103230042&e=2

[Shaolinlueb]

yeah, ill pass on that.:D

[red5angel]

your no kind of man until you can comfortably take a shot to the jimmy.

[Chang Style Novice]

It's worse than I thought - politicians are now LITERALLY kicking their foreign visitors in the goobers.

[kwaichang kaned]

Does Herb know "Crane"?

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by red5angel
your no kind of man until you can comfortably take a shot to the jimmy.

i love my johnson and would never submit it to that kind of pain. plus my kung fu is too good, i avoid ALL shots to the johnson. :o :D ;) :p :cool:

[kungfu cowboy]

That's just a socially acceptable outlet for manlove.

[David Jamieson]

the caption to that photo here in the paper was

"Once again, more proof that they will elect anyone in California"

bwahahahaha.

[norther practitioner]

I saw that, and I was thinking the same thing CSN posted.

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by kwaichang kaned
Does Herb know "Crane"?

No, he just watched The Karate Kid way too many times.

[kwaichang kaned]

Caption to photo should be

" HMMM! do you carry these in a lace up?"

[Chang Style Novice]

NP - really? Including the word "goobers"?;)

[IronFist]

1. But does it work in a fight? :D

2. Do those guys ever have sex?

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
NP - really? Including the word "goobers"?;)

actually I first thought gobstoppers.. but goobers works right in there....:D

gobstoppers comes from gab-stoppers, my friends and I came up with this during one of those late night intellectual talks whilst under the influence of a few intoxicants.
Gab- because girls like to talk
stoppers, cause if there in red fizz angizzle's girls mouth she won't be talkin' much.

[red5angel]

one of those late night intellectual talks whilst under the influence of a few intoxicants.

Those are the best!

If you just interpose NP as the monk, and the guy kicking him with NP's latest "girlfreind", it owuld work well too.

No means No NP!!

[norther practitioner]

Luckily, I train hard core too, so that really didn't phase me all too much.:cool:

[red5angel]

neither do those scratches all over your face I bet? Hopefully the mace is starting to wear off quicker too.

[norther practitioner]

I'm fairly imune to the pepper spray now... usually just put it on my burritos, the mase however, it does bother me a little bit, but not as much as your girl when she cries on the phone after every time I leave.....:eek:

[red5angel]

hey man, whatever you have to do to get a date I guess...

your girls too out of breath when I leave, to cry.....

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by IronFist
1. But does it work in a fight? :D

2. Do those guys ever have sex?

dont they say iron ball chigong increases sex drive? :ugh:

[norther practitioner]

your girls too out of breath when I leave, to cry.....

She gets that way 'cause she's got to take care of herself when you're not lookin'

Dude, she said you ain't gettin' the job done...

[red5angel]

hey man, if it weren't like throwing a hotdog down a hallway....

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by red5angel
hey man, if it weren't like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.... Hot dog? From what I hear, it's more like a Vienna Sausage.

[red5angel]

kielbasa atleast, it's just NP's girl is unnaturaly large, like a mason jar.