Does anyone know who Richard Simmons b#tch slapped?

[rubthebuddha]

not sure how this guy plans to keep his dignity once the press gets hold of his name, but ...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/25/simmons.cite.ap/index.html

[norther practitioner]

LOL, dam thats funny.:eek:

[Vash]

I didn't know Simmons was 55.


Ne'er again shall Ralek suggest we "rock out to the '50s.

[red5angel]

I can confirm he's not as ghey as you might think, he and I spent an evening passing NP's girl between us.

[norther practitioner]

Well, I guess that would explain the bumps.

[red5angel]

no no NP, that's what we normal sized individuals cal a *****....

[norther practitioner]

Uncensor that word so I can reply and get back to using your girl as a meat muppet.

[red5angel]

LOL! I can't believe they censor p e n i s

[norther practitioner]

:confused: dude, the bumps are on her.

You're the one hitting my sloppy seconds.. anyhow, it isn't a small ***** and balls, it's the cl1t and her genital warts, which Simmons gave her.. ah, man, sorry dude, sorry to here you're going to be plauged with that....

[red5angel]

so she has a cok?! I never noticed, I just thought that was one big cl!t!!! No wonder your doin' her!

[norther practitioner]

Dude, you need to get hooked on phonics or something.. ...

and I said it isn't...but anywho, enjoy the warts.

[WannabeWarrior]

Link (http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0325B1-talker25.html)

[EarthDragon]

KEN SHAMROCK

[norther practitioner]

But yet your link has the same story, with no name... great investigative work.:o :rolleyes:

[red5angel]

I saw him slap NP's girl once, but she was asking for it.

[Shaolinlueb]

RS is a funny dude and has helped people. i would have dne the same if i were him.

[norther practitioner]

I would have pimped smacked him back.. screw that... can't even take a joke on the dumb ass image he set himself up with.

[rubthebuddha]

it has nothing to do with outward appearance, it's all about behavior. he and bob ross have the same wafro hair (white afro), yet bob ross (bless his soul) was, is and always will be a stud, and richard simmons? i don't think i need to answer that one.

[Indestructible]

Bob Ross = happy little trees...

[norther practitioner]

rub, why don't you just merge the threads?

[FatherDog]

rub - the guy's name was Chris Farney, according to the smoking gun -

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0325041simmons1.html

[red5angel]

maybe simmons wants to cage wrestle or ultimate fight?

[rubthebuddha]

then i guess we all know chris farney is a ***** for getting slapped by simmons and not having the marbles to stand up for himself.

[red5angel]

holy crap!

read what Steve-O got arrested for!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/steveomug1.html

[norther practitioner]

Yeah, after I got done crying when i read that Steve-O thing, I laughed so I hard, I started crying again....:)


Ah, the smoking gun, I think it is in my top ten... right below reading the mafias latest hi-jinx at ganglandnews.com

[planetwc]

According to the smoking gun:

The 54-year-old fitness guru (5' 7", 155 pounds) laid the smackdown on one Chris Farney, a 23-year-old Mesa man (6' 1" and 255 pounds) who happens to cage wrestle in his spare time.

[rubthebuddha]

what does he wrestle with, stuffed animals? i've won teddy bears from carnivals bigger than richard simmons.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

did simmons really slap someone or is this all a joke?

and if he did, it doesn't make the other guy a ***** .... it makes him smart and soon to be very rich.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

.... and i hate sue happy people, but if richard ****ing simmons slapped me ... **** it ... im suing him.

[cerebus]

Right you are GDA! Please, someone rich & famous come up and slap me in front of a whole buncha people! I'm beggin' ya! I'd be set for life after that! :D

[Vash]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha
what does he wrestle with, stuffed animals? i've won teddy bears from carnivals bigger than richard simmons.

I almost won a four foot spongebob squarepants one time.

Friggin rigged ladders that suxors!