join me in celebrating my 1000th post

[The Willow Sword]

yayyyy 1000 posts on kfo. :cool: dont i get a t-shirt or something like that?;)

Peace,,,TWS

[Kristoffer]

If u get a t-shirt I want some shoes or something

[Dim Wit Mak]

I'll celebrate with you Willow Sword. Now compile all those posts into a book of knowledge. I want an autographed copy.:)

[CaptinPickAxe]

I got a watch on my 1000th post, but it doesn't work and smells oddly of old people...cheap KFO :mad: :D

[Vash]

I didn't even get a "hey, congrats, you posted 1,000 times. Good going" from the cheap-@$$ fockers. :mad: :eek: :p

[Chang Style Novice]

Every 100 posts, Gene emails me another copy of the restraining order. Good thing he can't afford a real lawyer, so it always says "The Fischer-Price Republic of Legonia."

Yay Cheap KFO!:D

[Vash]

Interestingly enough, this is my 1,938th post here on KFO.

That is the year that a)my grandfather was born, and b) that Superman premiered in Action Comics #1 (http://comic-art.net/images/action.jpg) .

Next post is a Batman picture! yay!

[David Jamieson]

probably not as good as this one:



http://www.davidjamieson.com/wf235.jpg
<< best superman related comic cover ever

[Xebsball]

i sense a lot of compressed hate whitin your heart Kung Lek

[David Jamieson]

I have no outlet for it since my gimp died :(

LOL

compressed hate, that would be something one could market.
oh wait, it's been done and they call it CNN :D

[PHILBERT]

Wouldn't it be funny if some moderators (me, 7*, RTB) deleted some of your old posts, thus dropping your post count below 1000? ;)

[Tiger_Yin]

if theres no bloddy ritual involving lots of virgins and booze im out :D

[David Jamieson]

philbert, I will send you a shiny canadian dollar (they look like gold!) if you take the time to delete every post I ever made here.

Then I could have an empty cup! And I would be happy in my nothingness.

Oh the joys of being a newborn!....I wish :)

[Xebsball]

no virgin sacrifices today please

im too young to die

besides that i got some anatomy test tomorrow... or like... in 8 and half hours... and i havent even studied yet...

ok go ahead with the sacrifice, i wont fight back

[PHILBERT]

Not possible Kung Lek, my powers are too weak to do such a thing.

[David Jamieson]

alright, well, it doesn't hurt to ask. :D

[PHILBERT]

Will you still send the dollar?

[Kristoffer]

u can't delete all posts by someone? :confused: Why's that?

[norther practitioner]

LOL @ 997:D

[rubthebuddha]

kris -- he only has dibs on his own forum. on the main one, it's seven, rm and myself. for mantis, only btl holds the magic eraser.

unless you're an administrator. gene can delete any darn thing he wants.

[David Jamieson]

come on rub, empty my cup and I'll send you the dollar.

:D

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha
kris -- he only has dibs on his own forum. on the main one, it's seven, rm and myself. for mantis, only btl holds the magic eraser.

unless you're an administrator. gene can delete any darn thing he wants. I think he was asking if you could just purge someone's account without deleting post-by-post.

[rubthebuddha]

kl -- i live 45 minutes from vancouver. i have more than enough loons and toons left over from trips up north, so i don't need any more. :p

mk -- you should read more into my post. if i only have swank in the main and training forum, then i can only delete posts by a user made in that forum. doing an overall purge would affect several forums, particularly for someone like kl who's been here longer than dirt. we wouldn't be able to even if we had a magic purge button, as i wouldn't be able to kill stuff in btl's forum, and since philbert doesn't play nice with others, he gets his forum and that's it.

honestly, i can't think of a legit situation when we'd want to nix all of a user's posts from one forum and not from another, so a purge (if gene has such a shiny, red button) makes the simplest and best sense. and if gene doesn't, a simple nix of the account followed by opening a fresh one under the same name is easy, too.

[Serpent]

Celebrating 1,000 posts? Hah!

Amatuer.

[rubthebuddha]

TWS -- you know, your post count is surprisingly low considering the hyoooge amounts of **** you've posted. :D

serpent(or) seems to be right on target, though. ;)

[Serpent]

Serpentor....

I like that! Could be my megalomaniacal alter-ego.

:)

[rubthebuddha]

just finish your posts with "THIS, I COMMAND!" and you're golden.

[Serpent]

This thread is now ended!

By the will of Serpentor, this I COMMAND!

[rubthebuddha]

not quite authentic. you gotta have more of a pause between "this" and "I."

[Serpent]

ah, bollocks

OK.

This ends now!

By the will of Serpentor

THIS











I














COMMAND!










how's that?

[PHILBERT]

Much better.

[Kristoffer]

:D

[MARTIALSTUDANT]

yayyyy 1000 posts on kfo. :cool: dont i get a t-shirt or something like that?;)

Peace,,,TWS

Curiosity is killing this cat!!!! If it wasn't for posting videos, posting 7 or more replies to the same threads, or even unfunny jokes How many post would you have then?

[The Willow Sword]

Hey guys ive got a stalker. awww isnt that cute??:rolleyes:

[Chief Fox]

Hey cool, where did you get her? I should have one too, I've got almost as many posts as you. :D

[Su Lin]

I'll be your stalker Chief ! My post count is poor!:(

[Su Lin]

That was my 200th post!!! What do I get for that???

[Pork Chop]

So what's the cut off that we get our own female stalker?
1500 posts?
I want my own female stalker for christmas.

[Pork Chop]

That was my 200th post!!! What do I get for that???

a piece of pocket lint and a rubber band.....an official KFO rubberband. :cool:

[Su Lin]

Brilliant! I can't wait to get my own stalker one day. Perhaps I'll try starting as many threads as Martialstudant, that'll get my post count up.
I love rubber bands. Can use it as a weapon!

[Chief Fox]

I'll be your stalker Chief ! My post count is poor!:(
I've got a stalker... I've got a stalker! Now I've really hit the big time.

Su, now that you're officially my stalker all you have to do is post right after me, quote me and write stuff like "I think Chief is right on the nose with this one!" and that's it!

Your post count will be sky high in no time! :D

[Su Lin]

Go on then, post something and Ill try it! Although the time difference may be a slight problem, will try and be the best stalker I can be though.:p

[jethro]

Post count means everything!

I like this site becuase my post count shows that I am better than a lot of people here.:D

[The Willow Sword]

You guys so Funny:D

toodledoo,,,TWS

[MARTIALSTUDANT]

Go on then, post something and Ill try it! Although the time difference may be a slight problem, will try and be the best stalker I can be though.:p


So what's the cut off that we get our own female stalker?
1500 posts?
I want my own female stalker for christmas.


I'll be your stalker Chief ! My post count is poor!:(


Hey guys ive got a stalker. awww isnt that cute??:rolleyes:


Hey cool, where did you get her? I should have one too, I've got almost as many posts as you. :D


Post count means everything!

I like this site becuase my post count shows that I am better than a lot of people here.:D

lol How cute children or child like minds little trolls

[Su Lin]

Somebody likes using the mulitquote tool!:p
Yep! We're all trolls.:rolleyes:

[The Willow Sword]

looks like we are p!ssing martialstudant off a tad. i mean they go to the trouble to dig up this old thread of mine and repost it to try and make some stupid counter insult to some humour i have been jabbin at with this screen name. and quite frankly it just shows us how much of a troll this new screen name is.
i was willing to give it the benefit of the doubt with all the threads started by IT. i even sent a private message to them asking them about who they are.

here was their response.

I'm a traveling sales women. So to answer were do I hail from in recent years I came from Union Missouri were I trained Jun fan Gung Fu under Kathy Moore But not long just over a year. Currently I reside in Illinois were I train kuing fu at a songs martial art academy http://www.songskungfu.com/i.php. To answer your question to why I don't reply to my answers I receive from some of the questions I post is I'm a newbie I have a little over a yr in Jun Fun and not even 6 months at Songs. I ask questions that may seem odd at times because I'm not sure how to perceive Kung fu because it is way different from previous trainng.

okay so i replied in kind and was going to leave it at that. But then everyone else started in on martialstudant and all i did was give the benefit of the doubt and throw in a little joke and now i got a stalker.

see kids this is what happens when you catch the attention of a troll. they cling to you like sh!t to a blanket and multiquote and even if you WERENT a Troll to begin with Martialstudent you certainly turned into one.

trolls are fun though, we like poking at trolls.

TWS.

PS. Hey maybe your PM response to me will actually HELP you in people taking you a tad more seriously in your threads. it might be the troll antidote for you.:)

[Pork Chop]

lol How cute children or child like minds little trolls

So does this mean you'll be my stalker? :D
I'm a lot cuter and cooler than crusty old TWS.

[The Willow Sword]

quit tryin to upscale me man, Martialstudant is MY STALKER TROLL NOT YOURS. GO Get your own ya putz!!!!!!:mad:

:D hahah This is fun look at all the old threads from 2003 MS is diggin up. hahahahah TWS

[Su Lin]

So does this mean you'll be my stalker? :D
I'm a lot cuter and cooler than crusty old TWS.

You and Chief Fox can share me if you like!!! I'm officially his stalker...hmmm, may go and dig up some of his old posts....:p

[Pork Chop]

Man, I never get stalker... even in r/l... :(
i guess coz i usually end up dating the chix that stalk me... lol
if i'm a putz what does that make you? :p

[Chief Fox]

You and Chief Fox can share me if you like!!! I'm officially his stalker...hmmm, may go and dig up some of his old posts....:p
WHAT! :eek:
You've only been my stalker for one day and now you're offering up your stalking services to someone else. I can't believe it!

[Pork Chop]

You and Chief Fox can share me if you like!!! I'm officially his stalker...hmmm, may go and dig up some of his old posts....:p

you're gonna take us both huh?
as much fun as this DP fantasy is, I don't like lookin at other dood's weiners and I'm pretty selfish so I'ma hafta decline... hope i'm not adding to your depressed day, maybe do what I do and spike the office coffee pot with laxatives. it doesn't really make you feel better but it's funny watching people running for the toilet.

[Pork Chop]

WHAT! :eek:
You've only been my stalker for one day and now you're offering up your stalking services to someone else. I can't believe it!

well don't forget she wants to take us both at the same time- it's not that she's cheating on you, she just wants that "two guys at once" fantasy...

[Su Lin]

Sorry!I'll concentrate on stalking you alone CF...;)

[Chief Fox]

Sorry!I'll concentrate on stalking you alone CF...;)
That's ok, Pork Chop may be a better stalking victimn for you. OR better yet, maybe you could start stalking The Willow Sword too. That way, he'll get the two on one fantasy. ;)

[Pork Chop]

That's ok, Pork Chop may be a better stalking victimn for you. OR better yet, maybe you could start stalking The Willow Sword too. That way, he'll get the two on one fantasy. ;)

I think Chief is right on the nose with this one!

:p

[Su Lin]

Bwaaahhhhaaaa!
I'll see what I can do.....Does that mean you have sacked me Chief Fox???:(

[Pork Chop]

Bwaaahhhhaaaa!
I'll see what I can do.....Does that mean you have sacked me Chief Fox???:(

awww poor su lin... *offers hugs*

[Su Lin]

AND I'm stuck at work!:( with rats and ghosts.:mad:
Thanks PC!

[The Willow Sword]

you know i think this is the first time EVER that we have had a troll of this calibre on the forums, and to top it off this is also the first time that a troll has gone to such lengths to post the same comment on every OT thread that a person has started.

i sent her/he/it/whatever another pm to see if things can be smoothed out, but i doubt it. i mean when you really look at it this has become an annoyance.

i think we have a brand new underdog troll of the year candidate.

TWS

[Pork Chop]

AND I'm stuck at work!:( with rats and ghosts.:mad:
Thanks PC!

where do you work? super mario land?

anytime.

[Pork Chop]

i sent her/he/it/whatever another pm to see if things can be smoothed out, but i doubt it. i mean when you really look at it this has become an annoyance.

i think we have a brand new underdog troll of the year candidate.


Let her stick around.
She's hard working and clever... like an umpa lumpa...

[Su Lin]

Nope ,unfortunately! In a house built in 1580's (see we have REALLY old things here in England!) just round the corner from a bronze age burial ground (which is now covered by a school) but we have some of the remains here in the museum!Must admit, haven't seen a ghost here...yet!

Yep, MS certainly deserves some kind of accolade for trolling! Unless TWS just REALLY upset her in some way.:p

[The Willow Sword]

yeah england has lots of hauntings and ghosts and really really old things of the like. i had alot of fun trepassing aorund london in the old district and trafalgar and picadilly and such.

yeah su lin i think i really upset martialstudant. i mean gosh su lin if you had gotten bent out of shape with my pumpernickle comments i may have been in REAL trouble;)

martialstudant doesnt realize that i have been in these forums for along time and that most people here know what my martial background is. and we all post OT's here on the forums, doesnt make us any less of a martial artist because we wish to strike up some different topics now and then. i mean this joker actually brought up stuff from 2002, hahahaha.

[Su Lin]

You see, I'm currently plotting my pumpernickel revenge at this very moment in my old house......:eek:

[Pork Chop]

Nope ,unfortunately! In a house built in 1580's (see we have REALLY old things here in England!) just round the corner from a bronze age burial ground (which is now covered by a school) but we have some of the remains here in the museum!Must admit, haven't seen a ghost here...yet!



mmmmm the sweet smell of decay...

[Su Lin]

It's an awesome place.
MS seems to have calmed down a bit now!

[Pork Chop]

It's an awesome place.
MS seems to have calmed down a bit now!

i love ghost hunting and exploring haunted places.

shame MS quieted down, it was actually entertaining for a bit.

[Chief Fox]

Bwaaahhhhaaaa!
I'll see what I can do.....Does that mean you have sacked me Chief Fox???:(
Not at all, I'm just trying to recognize your needs as the stalker.

I'm still around if you need a "stalk" buddy. :D

[Su Lin]

I'll be watching you............................................... ................................................

[MasterKiller]

Anyone else itching for some bikini shots of Su Lin?

[Su Lin]

Hang on,I seem to remember that request before!!!!! No ,really,noone should have to suffer that!:p

[jethro]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pork Chop]

mmmm bikini shots..... now are those with rum? or triple sec?

[Su Lin]

Hi Jethro, long time no speak!!!:p Do you like my new sig???

[jethro]

Hello, that is certainly a good quote.



PS, pm me that pic:D

[Su Lin]

I have no bikini shots, or a bikini! Not much call for it in Lancashire!!!:p

[jethro]

Understandable, but I am sure you can think of something to show:p

[Su Lin]

Nah! I prefer to be mysterious!

[jethro]

You do remind me of a ninja.

[Su Lin]

Nope, far more deadly than that! :p

[jethro]

No way you are a 2 sword weilding samurai!

But you could be:rolleyes:

[Su Lin]

Nope! I don't even NEED weapons!

[jethro]

Well, I would be glad to go hand to hand with you sometime!

[Su Lin]

:eek:
With all those kung fu films you been watching I bet you would win! I have a mean and fast punch!

[jethro]

I have been practicing my monkey fist quite a bit. Give me directions to lancashire and I will drive over there.

OMG, you live in the shire?

[GeneChing]

Su Lin, you go girl!

[The Xia]

I have been practicing my monkey fist quite a bit. Give me directions to lancashire and I will drive over there.

OMG, you live in the shire?
You are going to drive to England from Nebraska? :eek:
Does your car double as a boat? :D

[Chief Fox]

Su Lin, you go girl!

How true, I may start stalking my own stalker.

[Pork Chop]

How true, I may start stalking my own stalker.

I think Chief is right on the nose with this one!

[The Willow Sword]

Well i think my Stalker situation has been dealt with. Thanks to those who quelled the situation. i guess i am stalkerless now:( . im kinda sad, i was just starting to feel important here on these forums. sigh:o oh well, back to my old self.


as always,TWS

[Su Lin]

Sorry for the 'jacking Gene!:o Sorry you lost your stalker TWS, I'm sure at some point there will be another oddball who appears who you can take under your wing!:p
Don't you go stalking me now Chief Fox- I'll set Jethro on you! He's d34dly!!!:p
Phew, thank goodness it's Friday! :)

[jethro]

You are going to drive to England from Nebraska? :eek:
Does your car double as a boat? :D

I have an idea where England is, but I am still trying to get directions to the Shire.

[Su Lin]

hee hee! I havent posted bikini shots as I am actually a hobbit! You found me out!

Beware everyone, someone called MARTIALSTUDANTE has appeared- clever- just adding an E to their name so they come back and terrorise The Willlow Sword! :eek:

[MasterKiller]

Sorry for the 'jacking Gene

I have it on good authority that Gene does not mind having strange women jack him.

[Su Lin]

I'm not strange!:p

Watch out for Martialstudante- clever person, registering again, but with an 'e' on the end , unless its just coincidence!!!

[GeneChing]

...but if you're an elf princess (http://www.lordoftherings.net/film/cast/ca_ltyle.html), that's entirely different. ;)

[Su Lin]

Hee hee! Don't blame you! I have huuuuge feet, but am generally quite cute!

[David Jamieson]

ok, it's pic time then.

nipples are optional.

sites, attachments!

let's see what you look like.

PS I know what Gene looks like, he's basically a Chinese dude who occasionally poses with his foot deep up and into some others guys nuts.

masterkiller is a bald dude with hippy glasses

me, im the bleary eyed "looks drunk" dude in the rings article in the ezine (those are bad pics but earned me a nickname of "blur" thanks to pat lugo's flash skeelz and several other peeps have posted pics before. so. we will be needing a shot of your feet su lin. maybe you can be a got qi girl if you make gene turn his head with the pic you send.

just sayin...:p

[Su Lin]

Lol! I certainly don't turn heads! Not got any kung fu action shots yet, will see what I can do! :p Give me a week and I may post something! I'm just a plain ole English girl really.:rolleyes:

[Mr Punch]

BTW, I'm stalking all of you but I'm too good to talk about it.


I'm just a plain ole English girl really.From Lancashire? I'm afraid it's taken that you're a hot pot. :rolleyes: Bu-boom, ching!

[Su Lin]

Funnily enough Mr P I did eat some hot pot last night!!!:p

[GeneChing]

I'll remember that David, if we ever meet in the flesh....;)

[David Jamieson]

all i know is that im an easy target ~g cause i got big balls. :D