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IronFist
04-05-2004, 07:42 PM
He collects lava lamps and doesn't wear deodorant because he's a hippie.

:D
PHILBERT
04-05-2004, 07:54 PM
And you know this how?
SevenStar
04-05-2004, 08:32 PM
he works around a lot of hippies also.
IronFist
04-05-2004, 09:24 PM
hippies don't wash their hair

rtb doesn't wash his hair

therefore, rtb is a hippie
SevenStar
04-05-2004, 09:31 PM
he has hair now?
IronFist
04-05-2004, 09:39 PM
hippies also have full mailboxes.

Clean it out! I tried to reply to your PM but it said your inbox is full.
GunnedDownAtrocity
04-05-2004, 09:46 PM
i don't think he means on his head.
IronFist
04-05-2004, 09:47 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
rubthebuddha
04-05-2004, 09:51 PM
GDA once again trips over the correct's shoes and lands face-first right into her muff.

i figured that, when i first read IF's post that it was some sort of retribution for all the "do some cardio" **** i've been pitching him. turns out i was right, and that the bugger actually DID some cardio. :eek:

to re-state that which seven has already implied, i shave my head every five days or so. thus, no matter what kind of scruff you're talking about, GDA is right -- it's all shorthairs.
rubthebuddha
04-05-2004, 09:53 PM
follow-up: turns out ironfist was LYING. :mad:

how'd i know?

basic sleuthing leads us to the training forum, in which iron details his kettlebell workout.

how is this a clue?

because iron's cute, little hands can't fit around the handle. :D
IronFist
04-05-2004, 09:53 PM
eww GDA knows what rtb's pubes look like :eek:

I'm glad I'm not in that club.
GunnedDownAtrocity
04-05-2004, 10:44 PM
how can you not know what rtb's pubes look like?

rtb is a fillthy little *****.

yes. a dirty dirty hippy *****.
rubthebuddha
04-05-2004, 10:53 PM
time for corrections:

1. i shave my head, so no noggin hair
2. i have blond hair and fair skin, so i have little body hair
3. i shower twice per day, so no filth
4. my wimmin lives 2,500 miles away from me, so i'm not much of a *****, either.

that, and i hate hippies. not sure how that happens, working for our dreadlock-sportin, shower-hatin, vee-dub-bus drivin associate publisher, but hey, stranger things have happened ...

like ironfist doing cardio ... ;)
GunnedDownAtrocity
04-05-2004, 10:55 PM
i'm just joshin ya man.

i wouldn't actually come near your pubes if you didnt shower.
rubthebuddha
04-05-2004, 10:58 PM
thankfully, i'm full of good hygiene habits.









:eek: