kung fu beer!!

[captain]

i'm going to have a go at brewing my own beer,would it be anger the martial arts gods if i named my brew:"Kung Fu Beer"?

would you prefer
1,a lager
2,a bitter
3,none alcoholic?

Russell.
oh dear,that spelling mistake could be a bad omen?!

[anerlich]

There are no martial arts gods.

Non-acoholic beer is a travesty, much like decaf coffee. Why go to all that trouble for no return?

[captain]

yes,i see your point.I shall give this a go.however,home made brew is usually very strong.is aus getting over the rugby mauling you got form us yet?

Russell.

[namron]

Originally posted by captain
yes,i see your point.I shall give this a go.however,home made brew is usually very strong.is aus getting over the rugby mauling you got form us yet?

Russell.

Just watch your sugar levels lest your bottles go boom....

Draught or lager HB is the better go IMO

WRT the rugby.... well every dog has there day....

Bludy good match though !!!!

[captain]

the very last episode of freinds has just finished.a commercial comes on.this one is different.you see wing chun.you know one of the guys.it's mr Rene Ritchie and his doing away with a
naughty karate.tkd guy.its a very special looking Kwoon.

suddenly,rene turns to the camera and has a beer in his hand.

Rene:You know,after a hard chi sau session,there's nothing i
like more than a cool refeshing beer.Kung fu beer [shows to
camera] has that something different,its 120% alcohol.no
messing with kung fu beer.

suddenly nasty grappler grabs Rene's beer and drinks it.Rene
vertical punches him onto the ground AND grabs the beer.he
smiles at the camera as girls swoon about him.

Voice over:Kung Fu beer,twice the punch,three times
the tradition of other brews!


Russell.