This chicken knows tai chi

[IronFist]

Type in "tai chi" and hit enter.

Chicken (http://www.subservientchicken.com/)

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

the first thing i told it to do was die.

and i was glad it did.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

.... i did the kung fu thing too though. kung fu works just like tai chi, but punch was kinda lame.

[backbreaker]

All he throws are pillows

[sticky fingers]

try 'punch yourself'

[Lost Oath]

hehe. that's some crazy chicken. :D

i made him fly around.

[Kristoffer]

this sucks

[Ironwind]

Well he's definatly not the golden rooster from tai chi.

[Ironwind]

He must be a starving artist looking for an acting job.

i can already see the results of an interview.

Well, Mr.Poultree. Your just not what we're looking for. Nowadays we need braver actors. So I'm sorry we could'nt help but you are too chicken.

Ha HA Ha ha

funny mad chicken.

[Ironwind]

Type swim it's so stupid look at his swim.

Then watch his wipe out.

[stubbs]

i told him to get funky and he just went over to the sofa and stood on it. :confused:
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[SevenStar]

if you type in karate, it will do something different from typing kung fu or tai chi.


I told it to take its mask off, and a censor appeared over it stating that twhat the chicken ws doing may not be suitbale for all audiences.

told it to eat a chicken sandwich, and it used the pillow cushions to make a sandwich out of itself.

[SevenStar]

type in judo and it does a "kata" that ends with a kumping front kick a la the daniel-san crane kick

typing "fly" results in him doing jumping jacks around the room.

I typed in fvck, and it ran up to the camera and made the "same on you" motion with it's fingers.

[Chang Style Novice]

What I don't understand is how this is supposed to make me order a whopper with fries.

[SevenStar]

I was wondering the same thing. I couldn't figure it out, so I typed "go to he11". the result was interesting.

[norther practitioner]

well, hump the couch and fly are the same thing...

[Unmatchable]

type handstand and it tries doing a handstand. run is funny also or fly.

[Unmatchable]

is it preprogrammed or is the guy doing this stuff live?

[Chang Style Novice]

I can't decide if you are the dumbest human being ever, just a troll, or both.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I asked him if he had any vodka and he went to the black bookshelf and took a swig of something...


He's obviously drunk.

[IronFist]

Originally posted by Unmatchable
is it preprogrammed or is the guy doing this stuff live?

Preprogrammed.

Otherwise they'd have to have a different guy live for each person at that site, or you'd have wait for him to do other people's commands first.

[IronFist]

Originally posted by SevenStar
I was wondering the same thing. I couldn't figure it out, so I typed "go to he11". the result was interesting.

lol

[Ironwind]

Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
What I don't understand is how this is supposed to make me order a whopper with fries.
Well I know one thing I surely won't try thier funky chicken.

[Royal Dragon]

LOL!!!!, this had my daughter in stiches for like an hour last night!!!

Tell him to "Peck the Ground" Absolute histerical!!

[GeneChing]

Those Bk *******s stole our idea and didn't even give us any free burgers - dogs! the Taiji Chicken - original recipe (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/article.php?article=224)