what the he11 does lkfmdc stand for anyway?

[Water Dragon]

hi kkm

[lkfmdc]

little Kunglek F--ks mongrol dogs constantly......

or maybe not :D

[Pork Chop]

if we guess it can you tell us if it's right?


lama
kung
fu
master
david
chan

how'd i do?

[Starchaser107]

Loves Kentucky Fo' My D@mn Chickin

[David Jamieson]

lama kung fu...

well dave? finish it off

[lkfmdc]

Leaves Kung Fu'ers Mad, Distraut, and Constipated :D

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by BMore Banga
if we guess it can you tell us if it's right?


lama
kung
fu
master
david
chan

how'd i do?

I was thinking:

lama
kung
fu
maryland /
dc

[lkfmdc]

Latin Kittens Felate My Delicious C

:D

oh, I could just go on....

[SevenStar]

likes
kung lek
for
masculine
daily
chastisement


masculine daily chastisement = manlove

:eek:

[Pork Chop]

Originally posted by SevenStar


I was thinking:

lama
kung
fu
maryland /
dc

He got his master's in DC, so that or "master's dc" might make sense. But I think he's too much of a New Yorker to do that. :p

[Pork Chop]

"likes kung fu more den c**k"
"likes krotty, fux many dead chix"

or maybe he just misspelled "bamf"

[lkfmdc]

Lost Kung Fu Men Demand Clues :eek:

I'll tell you later, but keep guessing....

[ShaolinTiger00]

lama

kung

fu

modern

defense

concepts.

[SevenStar]

lama kung fu makes david cool

[lkfmdc]

St is WRONG!

"Lama" only has ONE L.....

but other than that.....

[ShaolinTiger00]

******. i go to edit my own poor spelling and i see that you've replied already!

[Pork Chop]

latenight
knife
fighting
makes
david
circumcised

[San Soo Sifu]

Lama Kung Fu MiD-City

[Water Dragon]

lubricates

kegel

for

merry's

daunting

****

[David Jamieson]

lama kungfu modern defense concepts???

uh, that's an oxymoron. lol

ain't nothing modern about white crane, lama or hop gar they are all based in "lions roar" apparently which is also known as white crane kungfu and were more chinese than anything, but attributed to a tibetan monk who saw a crane fight an ape or some such tale.

anyway, as far as i know that's the typical history of yet another kungfu style.

Tibetans don't actually have kungfu but it became popular amongst the indo-tibetans exposed to hong kong films after the exile into india.

The lamas themselves do an exercise in lamaistic practice where they posture in warrior poses while arguing, but this is not "kungfu" and in fact can't even remotely be considered combative in anyway. It is a ritual associated with tibetan buddhism.

They do have a form of yoga in lamaism, it is similar to Indian yoga like many qigongs are similar to indian yoga.

But, you won't find any grandmasters of "tibetan" kungfu who aren't actually Chinese!

Chan aside, that's ross' teacher apparently, there are a couple of other chinese who have written books on kungfu, using chinese arts and weapons and simply calling them "tibetan" as an honorarium of sorts, or something.

anyway, white crane/lions roar kungfu is said to go back to the qing dynasty and was practiced by the imperial guard (again, these were chinese guards, not tibetan ones).

I understand there is some effective stuff in it, but then we've seen that white crane master vs the wu tai chi guy clip haven't we? lol

tibetans doing kungfu, Ha!

a 400 year old style and it's stylist claiming to be "modern in concepts"??

what is modern about it dave? the sportive aspect of using san shou?(also chinese) or do you teach a firearms course along with your sportive stuff? enquiring minds must know!

poke poke poke

[Meat Shake]

loves
k-y
for
masturbating-
desists
chafing.

[Meat Shake]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
lubricates

kegel

for

merry's

daunting

****

lofl
9.6

[rubthebuddha]

lusty
knifefighter
frequently
mutilates
david ross'
cornshoot

[CaptinPickAxe]

"lubricates

kegel

for

merry's

daunting

****"


Hahahahahahaha! Thats some funny sh!t:D

[Royal Dragon]

Search his threads boys, he spilled it a year ago or so if I remember right. :D

[Serpent]

little

known

for

making

decent

conversation

[mickey]

Greetings,

lkfmdc is the consortium behind "Of Mice and Men" a no holds barred documentory on the life of Richard Gere.

mickey

[lkfmdc]

where Richard Gere is concerned, the term is no HOLES barrred :eek:

[Chang Style Novice]

Lemmy Kilmeister Freaks Motorhead D@mn Chunkily.

Even if it isn't what David Ross' handle stands for, it's the truth!

[Xebsball]

"Love Kills Fate", My Donkey Cried

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Xebsball
"Love Kills Fate", My Donkey Cried
LOL. I think we have a winer!

:D

[rubthebuddha]

Originally posted by Serpent

LOL. I think we have a winer!

:D you're missing a letter or two.

do you mean winner, whiner, weiner, wino, or what? :confused:

[David Jamieson]

serp, you have failed to pass rubs spell and context checker program.

therefore, xebs need not be hurtin himself tonight, causin domo to kill kittens, and you must give yourself to him.

hmmmmm, sounds bad, even for you.

[rubthebuddha]

i guess that means my journalism degree finally paid off?

weird that the only thing that'd come from my degree would be xebby getting his first piece via manlove, but it could be worse:

i could be a philosophy graduate. :D

[Serpent]

You've confused me.

Who's missing a letter in the what now? Xebby man love? First piece?

Something is awry here.

[David Jamieson]

just lift your shirt and bite the handle of this knife here, xebs will be along shortly...

the shorter the better!

[Indestructible]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
serp, you have failed to pass rubs spell and context checker program.

therefore, xebs need not be hurtin himself tonight, causin domo to kill kittens, and you must give yourself to him.

hmmmmm, sounds bad, even for you.

Only the good lord kills kittens. Only you can prevent it.http://www.chelleellis.net/kitty/images/godkills.jpg

[David Jamieson]

Domo is an agent of "the lord". It's obvious!

I mean, what do you think those little bricks with teeth are doing in that pic?

hmmm? hmmm??

[phantom]

Could it mean Lama Kung Fu Master David Chin?

[WanderingMonk]

Originally posted by lkfmdc

I'll tell you later, but keep guessing....

Coach Ross,

What's the deal? You gonna let us in on it or not.

[ShaolinTiger00]

*shakes head*

you sad, sad little men..