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htowndragon
04-24-2004, 09:15 PM
i kicked tu jin shengs nuts last year at houston annual chinese martial arts exhibition. it was funny. he was like, okay i need a volunteer, and two of my friends made me go up. so this is how the convo went

(convo in chinese)
master tu: i want you to kick straight up here
me: whaaaaaatt?
master tu: straight into here
me: uhh... u sure?
master tu: YES!!
me: ok....

ten kicks into the nuts, and he had to jump a little to neutralize it.

he also lifted a bucked of water wit his d1ck

Shaolin Dude
04-24-2004, 10:22 PM
that's awesome. If I was chosen, I wouldn't hesitate. speaking of him, the baton form he did in a kf magazine a few months ago, is that a traditional fighting form? if it is, what style is it?

chen zhen
04-25-2004, 12:03 PM
HAhhahhaHHAhHAHAHhHahhaHHhahhaaaahhahHAHhAAH

man thats just SOOO funny!

GeneChing
04-26-2004, 10:03 AM
The crutch/tonfa form was in our Mar Apr 2004 (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=453). It was a traditional from form the Sun Bin system. By the way, have you all seen this? (http://www.ironcrotch.com)

stimulant
04-26-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by htowndragon
he also lifted a bucked of water wit his d1ck

Always helpful when the wife sends you off to the well to collect water, no wait, that was in a past life....

Merryprankster
04-26-2004, 01:32 PM
i desperately want to spin this.

GeneChing
04-26-2004, 01:44 PM
...and when you're done spinning, prepare yourself for htowndragon's ten kicks to the crotch. :cool:

htowndragon
04-26-2004, 02:42 PM
ill be nice and only do 9

htowndragon
04-26-2004, 02:50 PM
i became famous in houstons chinatown for that, the next day a bunch of people came up to me and asked if iwas the lucky guy who got to kick his crotch.

Shaolin Dude
04-26-2004, 09:40 PM
The crutch/tonfa form was in our Mar Apr 2004. It was a traditional from form the Sun Bin system. By the way, have you all seen this?

so is it an external combat effective form?

rubthebuddha
04-26-2004, 10:16 PM
merry -- i know what you're thinking. the practical application? when someone is changing from in your guard to mount and their shin is on your nuts, you can buck them without fear of smooshing your tiddlywinks. :o

GeneChing
04-27-2004, 09:17 AM
so is it an external combat effective form? I would classify Sun Bin as external and combative. It's often connected to sleeve boxing, although I don't know how much of the system GM Tu actually knows of it. He's actually quite knowledgable, but people always get hung up on his iron crotch (that is a show stopper). Tu clearly has a lot of skill and a lot of knowledge. I've sat in on some of his lectures on various topics and have found him an extraordinary resource on a lot of odd martial skills.