Cinderblocks are in

[Stacey]

I wanted to tell you about an amazing super offer. I just ordered my CINDER BLOCK (R) I opened the package and was supprised to find a cinderblock. Now unlike weights, kettle bells or stone locks CINDER BLOCK develops EAGLE CLAW KUNG FU GRIP used by kung fu master to RIP APART HUMAN SKULLS!!!

You can do everything you can do with kettle bells or stone locks only now you get the benefit of FANTASTIC FINGER FORCE (R)

Each cinder block comes with a lifetime guarantee, If your ever breaks, we will replace it for no extra cost.

I'm backed up with e-mails of people ordering CINDER BLOCK but for only 89.73 I can send you, your very own today!!!

[WanderingMonk]

no, don't order from him, order from me. I'll send it to you at half price. 44 dollars, s/h included. two cinder blocks purchased at my local hardware store for $3 and s/h @ $41. order from me plz.............. I'll pack it with my own two hands and the cinder blocks are made with PRIDE in the USA.

[Christopher M]

I just recieved a shipment of cinderblocks straight from Carthage - where "No cinderblock shall touch another" (tm). Special deal of $35 USD/ea, or two for $65.

[T'ai Ji Monkey]

Amateurs.

Nothing beats "Midnight Stores" they got everything from Hi-Fi's to Car-parts and all the MA gear you want for the low price of USD 0,00.

BTW, I just heard of a store that got in a set of brand-new Shaolin Stone-locks still unused. ;)

Time to go shopping. :D

[Shaolinlueb]

i already got a couple.

[KombatKid]

Impudent fools! I'd like to try your Wu-Tang style.
My martial skills are still stronger than yours.

:p

[WinterPalm]

Do you people actually train with these for eagle claw kung fu?

A friend and I once designed a training course using cinder blocks for strength training. Never for kung fu, though, curious to hear how you guys use them.:)

[CaptinPickAxe]

Forged in a mystic Xaolin(R)forge. Tempered with the sweat of a thousand children working for pennies, Forced into labor by a small, portly man with a whip and a bad attitude. These patened Xinder Bloks(R) have been used in SECRET and DEADLY temples located in SECRET and DEADLY locations by SECRET and DEADLY Monks(R)! These Xinder Bloks(R) were used in training for grip, power, and sexual prowess, but they also doubled as stylish coffee tables. Now, you may ask, how much would a SECRET and DEADLY training tool like this cost? You'd be surprised to find out that you can own a fine Xaolin Xinder Blok(R) for the ultra-low price of you eternal soul (we also accept first born children!!!) Act quick! Supplies are limited!

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[MonkeySlap Too]

This stuff is funny, but those Atomic guys are just trying to fill a perceived need...frankly I'm glad there's a source for this wacky stuff.

[rubthebuddha]

agreed. kk is selling some good stuff, but i gotta admit, stacey is pretty **** funny sometimes. :D

[Xebsball]

you guys arent really seeling anything, liers

[ShaolinTiger00]

Good job Stacey!

[Neckbones]

I had some just like that, Stacey. They were stuck in a wall. I removed them with a hammer and chisel and my house caved in.:p