Expired water

[Meat Shake]

Ive always wondered what expired water tastes like.
I just realized that the gallon Ive dranken half of expired in 2001. It tastes a lot like rubber.

Now you know. Dont drink expired water.
Im not sure if Ill be hallucinating, vomiting, or ****ing out of my ass, but Im sure one or more is soon to happen.

[rubthebuddha]

consider what the water was packaged in. most bottled water containers are NOT meant for re-use. afaik, it's because the plastic breaks down and begins to "season" your beverage.

mmmmmmplastic.

[CaptinPickAxe]

season your beverage...:D

Don't harsh his buzz...he'll have to drink more "rubber water" from '01

[Judge Pen]

Since they don't warn you of the plastic breakdown, and its reasonble to expect someone to re-use plastic containers to store water, I smell a lawsuit coming on. Drink the water MS and we'll make millions together!

[Shaolinlueb]

could be worse. could be expired bottled water from mexico city. :barf: :****blood:

[red5angel]

apparently you can also become intoxicated by drinking enough water fast enough. Apparently if you drink it fast enough, it can dilute your blood and has the same effect as alcohol.

[rubthebuddha]

only problem is that you'll spend all of that drunk time shaking hands with the governor. :rolleyes:

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

you dont drink much beer do you son?

[rubthebuddha]

not anymore, pops. i just remember that, when i did, water still made me pee far more.

[Toby]

Originally posted by Meat Shake
Ive always wondered what expired water tastes like.Just as well I read on. I thought you meant "expired" as in "expired from the body". There was a radio story on that last year over here. The reporter actually drank his own **** for the story and put a pic up on the radio station's website. Apparently there are a bunch of nutcases who think it's good for you, especially the first **** of the day. :eek:

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
could be worse. could be expired bottled water from mexico city. :barf: :****blood:

REGULAR water from Mexico City will make that happen.

[Meat Shake]

Originally posted by Judge Pen
Since they don't warn you of the plastic breakdown, and its reasonble to expect someone to re-use plastic containers to store water, I smell a lawsuit coming on. Drink the water MS and we'll make millions together!

I already drank it.
:eek:

I dont know why I drank so much even though it tasted so bad....

[Meat Shake]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
you dont drink much beer do you son?

Oh lordy... Im cutting back but Im from texas my friend. Dont make foolish assumptions.
;)