blooming lotus vs Ego_Extrodinaire: Who Will Win?!?!

[Vash]

This is an open challenge to the two most prolific trolls still posting with any consistency.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE Y'ALL to troll each other. Why, you may ask, would you all do this? Because. Because . . .


Originally posted by Ego
blooming lotus puts out to me, though I am a northern kung fu badass in a wheelchair with a supa-kewl website. (http://www.geocities.com/goktimus/Martial.html)

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Originally posted by blooming lotus
. .. .. .the dimmak/secks tuch combo'd width "double got know legz" . . .... . iz wat i due to goktiums . . .... cuz he has a fut fetish for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. . .. i am GENUS!

Now, after all this, Ego and BL, are you gonna just let each other get away with this? That's what I thought.

[sets up lawnchair, cracks open ice cold Fruit Punch Gatorade]

DOUBLE DOG DARE Y'ALL!

[CaptinPickAxe]

Is this a fight to the death?!

I'll act as the KFM bookie. Here's the odds as of this morning in Las Vegas:

Blooming Lotus: 3-1

Ego_Extrodinare: 4-1

If you've been living under a rock for the last year or so, here's some background.

Blooming Lotus: The Smarty Jones of trollshido. Her L33t skills include:
-Super Witt (she's a jeenus)
-Super Stupidity
-The Inability to provide any sort of proof
-$10,000 a day from modeling so she may have a super gym to train at

Ego_Extrodinare: He's obviuosly the underdog. He's known as the Fat Starwars Kid of KFM! Here's what he has goin' for him:
-Psuedo-Cripple, sympathy points with the ladies. And BL is supposedly a lady
-A humorous website that puts dead baby jokes to shame.
-The alias Goktimus Prime...that is all

So, we'll be accepting Traveler's Cheques, Cash, Blood, Chocolate, Cars, Slightly Used Jesus', and first born children. PLACE YOUR BETS!

[Chang Style Novice]

I've got 20 chocolate cars on Bloomers.

[rubthebuddha]

my money's on BL -- at least she talks big. i'm not sure ego could do a single pushup, but BL can do about 484,000 straight, only pausing for potty breaks.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm gonna say BL too. Even if by some stroke of luck Ego_Extrodinare could beat her, she'd never admit it and live by her story until everyone forgets how it really went.

That be a day for me considering I'm a pot smoker:eek: :D

[Kristoffer]

I'll bet on BL..

She's a master of unheard-of dim mak points, she runs between chinese villages for a warm up, she trains every hour of the day and models every day and posts on kfm everyday! (=She's got a secret abillity to control time.) kick ass

[scotty1]

And the summer of 2004 shall henceforth be known as the BL Era on KFO.

History in the making boys.

[cerebus]

See BL? We're all rootin' for ya'!:D

And yeah, as far as the superior troll? BL is probably the better man! :p :p

[blooming lotus]

If trolling is an art then I am your yoda.if spelling counts, go elsewhere..........

ego is in wheelchair????.then I'd dimmak, aikdo, ninjitsu his a*s inrto serious submission striking and stroking points until he hewas so emotional, through his tears , confusion and pain: he thought I was his saviour goddess come to kiss all his blues away..then I'd break his heart, spank him for being such a bad boy, and send him home crying to mommy ;) :p


of course making him the winner ..'cause he tread where many fear to walk....................

[cerebus]

ROFL! Great post BL! I'm tempted to frame it & put it on my wall. Heh, heh, heh!:D :p :p

[Ben Gash]

Nah, I'm going with Ego. I've had my foot run over by a wheelchair a few times, and it's taken the fight right out of me :D
Ego has no respect for Dim Mak, Iron Shirt or other peasant superstitions. He's cross trained extensively in northern, southern and MMA.
He will defeat BL with his superior northern footwork (from a wheelchair) :cool:

[Ben Gash]

Hey Vash, what thread is your ego quote from?

[Vash]

Now, that would be telling.
:D

[Kristoffer]

BL is the king of kfo

[MasterKiller]

My money is on Ego. Never bet against the powers of a 'Nam flashback.

[dodger87]

But people in wheelchairs have mind control and are super smart. Like Professor Xavier and Stephen Hawking.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Well, BL. I just gained a little more respect for you. At least you took this with a grain a salt and rolled with it.

Now that we have one of the two warriors, we need to quest to bring ego's ass on this thread. Then the fight can truely commence. THEY WILL BATTLE IN A BATTLE THAT CAN HAVE NO VICTOR! Blood will be spilled! Children will cry! Limbs will be seperated from body! We will drink Beer and watch!

I'm putting a carton of cigarettes(they're as good as money in prison) on BL by snappin' on Ego's mom on the 4th page.

[Vash]

Northern Kung Fu is the b.tch of Southern Kung Fu.

:eek: :D

Seriously though, BL I think is gonna be the victor. She just pimped on this thread. And I have a sudden urge to make her my wench.

[blooming lotus]

I have half an urge to take you up on that.....................


seriously though MK......Nam???.I'm doing China with no products...............now tell me that's not soldiering in earnest :p

[YinYangDagger]

I dream of BL often :cool:

[Serpent]

Great avatar there YYD! It really says, "I'm a 10k per week model with a super high IQ", huh.

[blooming lotus]

flattery will get you everywhere :D :D






Ps. keep dreaming.................

[YinYangDagger]

Oh I will, I have a VERY good imagination :D

[YinYangDagger]

Serpent - It may say that to you (:D ), but to me it says love me hard and strong, baby :p

[Vash]

Well, to me it says, "$20 for the Champagne Room."

[Ming Yue]

ROFLMAO!

[blooming lotus]

:eek: :eek: :eek: ..not so...dor shiao ( how much) did you think you'd get me there for????...lol..................

YYD......................something like that.but gentle is good somewhere in between aswell ;):p

[Ming Yue]

If Ego doesn't show do we still get odds?

I got a half a box of frozen eggo waffles and a cool shooter marble on "Eyebrows" Lotus.

[blooming lotus]

Hell..........................if he doesn't show I'll pay you myself.I'll take the waffels, the shooterS and I'll raise you a slippery nipple...no.......make it 2 :p :cool:

[Ming Yue]

eww. I gotta say no to anything with butterscotch schnapps.

[Vash]

Well, BL, there's no sex in the Champagne Room, so I don't think it'd matter ;)

[YinYangDagger]

Slippery nipples??? Holy smokes. Hey BL send me a good hot PM :D

[joedoe]

Geez YYD, and we all thought Xebby was bad.

[YinYangDagger]

Hey JD, at least in my ramblings I make a little sense ;)

plus, if this is good enough, I can cancel all my porno website subscriptions, except the Asian ones, gotta keep those

[Chang Style Novice]

A slippery nipple is half Bailey's Irish Cream layered with half Sambuca in a shot glass.

In other words, a sorority girl drink with a goofy sex-oriented name.

Real drinkers set up with a fifth of whiskey and maybe some water or ice. Or beer to chase.

Mmmm...boilermakers.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by YinYangDagger
Hey JD, at least in my ramblings I make a little sense ;)

When? That's not something I've ever seen. That sentence in itself is a contradiction!

What that picture in YYD's avatar really says to me is, "La la la mmm mmm, I'm so great... lalala check me out.... yeah baby, let me tip my head a little to make me look sexy and mysterious, maybe a little pouty... man, I'm so cool... it's great to be a genius. Anyway, think I'll dump this kid with no regard whatsoever for her well-being and fvck off to China to satiate my own personal and selfish desires. La la la, I'm so great..."

[CaptinPickAxe]

YYD, you avatar is priceless...

Now take that **** down before we sacre the kids away:D

I wonder if E_E is gonna show his face around her, or maybe his Trollshido is to t3h d3ad1y for us.

[joedoe]

Originally posted by YinYangDagger
Hey JD, at least in my ramblings I make a little sense ;)

plus, if this is good enough, I can cancel all my porno website subscriptions, except the Asian ones, gotta keep those

Xebby makes sense, you just have to know how to understand him (kinda like No_Know). And you have to bear in mind that he is Brazillian so English is not his first language.

Still doesn't change the fact that you are behaving extremely desperate :D

[scotty1]

if you put someone on Ignore can you still see their avatar? ;)

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
...then I'd dimmak, aikdo, ninjitsu his a*s inrto serious submission striking and stroking points until he hewas so emotional, through his tears , confusion and pain: he thought I was his saviour goddess come to kiss all his blues away..then I'd break his heart, spank him for being such a bad boy, and send him home crying to mommy ;) :p


of course making him the winner ..'cause he tread where many fear to walk....................

I dunno, but it sounds like you are trying to have sex with him there. Or cybersex. In that case...
























I put on my wizard hat and robe.

[Kristoffer]

hey, remember Stacey? The guy who claimed to be a chick for like a year then admitted he's a perv? Yeah, this thread reminds me of him somehow...

[CaptinPickAxe]

I travelled to the Southern Kung Fu Forum to bring our man Ego_Extrodinare over. I tried to instigate him by sayin that BL said somethings about his family. Here's what the munchikin had to say:


I had a look at that post. I don't understnd why people build a web site of themselves when they're obviously not trying to sell stuff. oh btw, i'm not goktimus hence I have the last laugh. I might be blooming lotus though or maybe not.

Now either he's scared, drunk, or scared. I think BL has this one in the bag...wheres Ralek when you need 'em?

[Chang Style Novice]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
Now either he's scared, drunk, or scared.

Or drunk!;)

[blooming lotus]

hey If I am in fact Egop..I'm gon have great night tonight;)...............just kidding..fiance arrives fromoutta province.sorry to dissapount , but I think I'm covered ;)


thx for te offers :p :D :eek:

[The Willow Sword]

isnt Bl's fiance one of those rich black men on the "down low"?:eek: :eek: :eek:



(not a racist,,,,Peace:)),,TWS

[Gangsterfist]

Hmm I don't know if I would trust a man who is in a wheel chair and studies kung fu. It seems like some sort of deception, to make you underestimate them.

What if he has a super wheel chair?

Like this one I attatched

also check out the link for the full story about the cyborg wheelchair/tank

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eliminators/

ahhh the 80s

Here is a great quote from that movie:

Fontana: "What is this, anyway, some kind of God **** comic book? We got robots, we got cavemen, we got kung fu."

Now for Blooming Lotus....Well, I am sorry but you cannot dimmak a cyborg in a wheelchair tank. However, on the counter side of it, I am not sure how well ninjitsu adds up versus a tank wheel chair. Hmm.....

Guess we will have to see...

[YinYangDagger]

I think that WAS a rascist comment WS

:D

[rubthebuddha]

well, sevenstar's a gay, female, indonesian midget with dyslexia and chronic halitosis, so i'll let him decide if he feels the comment was insensitive. :D

[SevenStar]

...naisenodnI TON ma I


:D

[Serpent]

Originally posted by SevenStar
...naisenodnI TON ma I


:D
LOL!

Now that was funny!

:D

[The Willow Sword]

Oprah featured this story on her show and i was just in tears of laughter at the whole thing(it was the most idiotic thing i have ever seen on her show and i dont watch it much). I mean if you are a married man with children, and you like to go and Fuk other men in the A$$ and have them suck you off and you say it is NOT a gay thing,,then i think you are pretty much a worthless individual be you black white yellow or red. it just so happens that the "Down Low" is something that a % of black men engage in, I find it ridiculously funny and low life and BL, in my opinion, fits the ridiculously funny low life persona.
SO,,let the laughter and rolling eyes commence, LOLOLOLOL
:rolleyes:





PEACE,,,TWS

[blooming lotus]

serpent.if the of us understood , I'm sure it wuldabin................hey.at least if I use chinese I give defintion..

as for the fiance.no new age nothing.just some real estate sales man come engineering student.......

yes..very cheering :D :D

[Vash]

Dammmmm, that chick is tow up from the flow up.

[cerebus]

HA HA! I was thinkin' the same thang! :D :D

[Ming Yue]

allow me to translate:

BL said:
serpent.if the of us understood , I'm sure it wuldabin................hey.at least if I use chinese I give defintion..

as for the fiance.no new age nothing.just some real estate sales man come engineering student.......

yes..very cheering

___________________________

which means:


I am drunk again.

[cerebus]

Sometimes it's hard to distinguish between her "drunk" and her "sober"! :p :p

[blooming lotus]

got it in one.........................:rolleyes:

[Serpent]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
serpent.if the of us understood , I'm sure it wuldabin................hey.at least if I use chinese I give defintion..

as for the fiance.no new age nothing.just some real estate sales man come engineering student.......

yes..very cheering :D :D
OK, this is obviously addressed to me, but I have no idea what you are saying. Even when I can comprehend your statements, I usually don't get your point, as there often doesn't seem to be one, but this is out there even for you.

Drunk or not, you need help.

[blooming lotus]

lol.I mean that if you're using a foreign language, do you think you could interpret for us

[Serpent]

For a genius, you're pretty dumb.

Here's a clue. I don't speak Indo. It's not the content of what he said that's funny.

Man, it must be hard living with your gargantuan brain.

[blooming lotus]

deadv set.I speak very sanely outta school :eek: :p ;)

[shaolin kungfu]

panda?

[cerebus]

Aspirin! Goat car mayonnaise?

[cerebus]

On the other hand, green bank toad boots!

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
lol.I mean that if you're using a foreign language, do you think you could interpret for us Try reading 7*'s post in the mirror that you use to apply makeup. Then again (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27991&perpage=15&pagenumber=3) ... it might come out worse than before.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Crapshackle horseradish! Godly orion fierce bowel movement forced fetal position! Lucky children understand that feet are optional equipment....OPTIONAL EQUIPMENT!!!:D

[blooming lotus]

nope.......read it again and maybe it's just this chesty/viral thing causes my brain to not function, ....but I still don't get it :confused: :eek: :rolleyes: at self??????

[Toby]

Surely you're not that stupid? The joke was funny, but you've killed that. One more time: look at the words closely. Look at what 7* was responding to for a clue. Sloooow down a bit. It might take you a few minutes :rolleyes:.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I hope she's fu(kin' around...or I, personally, will tear up her "Official Genius" papers...which is written in crayon on paper-cut proof paper:D

[blooming lotus]

11 hrs per test paper whoa to go per class..duibuqi.no time for humour :( :cool: ??

[Ming Yue]

Hey Eyebrows. here's a hint.

Dyslexic is the key word. start from the right and move to the left.

[Gangsterfist]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
nope.......read it again and maybe it's just this chesty/viral thing causes my brain to not function, ....but I still don't get it :confused: :eek: :rolleyes: at self??????

You got a viral thing? What happened to your ultimate powerful qi, that makes your immune system tougher than nails?


...Aspirin! Goat car mayonnaise?

...On the other hand, green bank toad boots!...

Hmmm.... I must say I think I actually understand where you are going with this.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
11 hrs per test paper whoa to go per class..duibuqi.no time for humour :( :cool: ??
Oh my god, you are so dumb. This is just too funny!