we are all going to die this month. armageddon is upon us.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

good read and jesus i hope this guy is right:

warning .... lots to take in here and you'll think the guy is a complete moron until much later into it. much later into it you will think that an amature astronomer watched the day after tomorrow and had way too much time on his hands. and then if you're like me you will pray you're wrong and he's serious.

http://www.bushcountry.org/news/may_news_pages/g_051604_assiebloke_end_world.htm

http://www.bushcountry.org/news/jun_news_pages/g_060104_withheld_june_2004.htm

tons of other **** out there about this guy that can be found with a quick google search. much better discussion going on in threads like these:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread51056/pg39

[edit] keep in mind i **** on conspiracy theories and the like .... but this is kinda cool.

[Toby]

Thanks for the entertaining lunchtime read, GDA. So, you're for the end of the world? Not me, not yet. BTW, his deadline is running a bit late. The "clouds of dust" are supposed to be here already. Not where I live.

[shaolin kungfu]

yeah, no clouds here either.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Color me "Blind" or "brainwashed" but I don't belive his story. The days haven't been getting darker...we'll have to wait 3-5 days to see if his 1st impact occurs. Then I'll start sweatin'.

He talks about everyone dying then turns around and talks about survivors fighting over the remaining resources.

He talks of recent events then goes on to say that he's been trying to tell us for years.

He says he left a site that was laden with hackers than tries to blame the Gov't for hack attempts on his PC

He seems like a senile old man with internet access.

[CaptinPickAxe]

interesting name for the Observitory. Wormwood is what absinthe is made from...might explain his senility. He keeps on teasing with "You should know that...nah, I'm gonna wait to tell you" crap. Bah!:mad:

[Eddie]

If it is already tomorrow in Australia, and they are still living, then at least we know the end of the world is not tomorrow…

I wonder which time would the end of the world follow? If the end of the world start happening on the 27 th of June (lets assume you are in the west coast of the USA) as the article says, it would already be the 28th in Australia. Then again, people in Hawai would be very confused, because they are stuck in the middle of it all. Would the whole process end or begin in hawai?

Im so confused. When would the day after tomorrow be?

[Vash]

Anyone want some Gatorade? I sure do. I'm parched.

PARCHED LIKE THE DEAD EARTH!!!!!!

[Chang Style Novice]

GDA - just thought you'd like to know that this weekend I got a poison ivy or fireant or something venom attack...on my BOYS!

The sac swelled up to like a softball, man - itchy, aching, turned bright red and leathery and Mr. Johnson got all puffy so the shaft was about three times as wide as the head.

So, naturally I thought of you.

(I'm icepacking 'em and taking hydrocortisone now - much better!)

[Kristoffer]

I hope something happens. That would give me an excuse to go around and off everyone I dislike

[CaptinPickAxe]

I hope something happens. That would give me an excuse to go around and off everyone I dislike

LOL!

OH MY GOD! Another day, but I awoke today...and there was HAZE!!! The news said it was 'smog' but I know that its just a government cover-up. Everyone knows that cars a benificial to the environment...The reckoning is upon us...I'm going to masterbate to goat porn while I'm covered in Apple sauce...then I'm gonna smoke a fat hooter laced with PCP, Heroin, and donky sh!t. Then I'm gonna go punch Nuns while me and my midget buddies blare Satanic Folk music and scream gibberish at the conservatives...Its the last days, guys...so I don't really care:D

[David Jamieson]

Vash-

That was pretty dang funny man! lol! :D

Oh and by the way kids, this line "Fireball Near Grover´s Mill, N.J.
" should have tipped you to the gig immediately.

It's ringing some bells for some of you isn't it?

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Grovers Mill NJ was the setting for "The war of the worlds" as read by Orson Welles to a panicky nation way back in da 30's!

anyway, aren't you happy it's yet another hoax and it's even paying homage to an even greater hoax!

cool

[CaptinPickAxe]

Kung Lek is wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! I saw a midget today...and everyone knows that midgets are like the walrus, crow, and raven...a sign of death!!! Repent sinner! Repent to save your dammed soul!

Man, the oort cloud is thick today...you can taste it in the air

[Kristoffer]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
us...I'm going to masterbate to goat porn while I'm covered in Apple sauce...then I'm gonna smoke a fat hooter laced with PCP, Heroin, and donky sh!t. Then I'm gonna go punch Nuns while me and my midget buddies blare Satanic Folk music and scream gibberish at the conservatives...Its the last days, guys...so I don't really care:D


sounds like a plan. I'll join ya after my metro massacer :D

It rained here today... It can only mean one thing right? ARMAGEDDON!

[CaptinPickAxe]

Its raining cause the Swedes are evil! God is ****ing on you sodomites! Hey, I bet during the day the moon is the color of blood...but it hides behind the oort cloud so no one can see the IMPENDING DOOM!!! I'm going out on my balcony now to let the world know that the revelation is upon us! I have to go wrap myself up in a towel and construct a makeshift pope hat though...I have to draw attention.:D

[kwaichang kaned]

Don't be fooled!

This is for real people."The MAN" just wants you to think it's a hoax.
Bluff and Double bluff.

It's part or the New World Order's attempt to radically reduce the world population.Then the Reptiles can emerge from their bunkers to enslave what is left of humankind.

Me? im hightailin' it to the hills with canned food, water and my precious collection of 80's porn .

Which raises the question.
If you live in the Netherlands,Where do you head to in times of crisis?

[Kristoffer]

yo it's true. God never did like us. I bet it's coz of those heden rituals and thunder gods..

U gonna wear a pope hat? I think I'll go with the bright pink 'urban-turban'.

[CaptinPickAxe]

LOL
urban-turban

The makeshift pope hat commands respect! That and its total in style for the summer season...I'll complement it with a vomit stained bathrobe that screams "look at me! I know whats hip, dogg" to tie off the ensemble I wear house slippers that have crusted, hardened dog doo-doo on them, remenicent of my rugged, moutain man roots.:D

That should show those arrogant radical muslims whose in style this season...the black head wraps is so 1999:D

oh, man. I can't belive I just said all that crap. Look Folks! This is what sleep deprevation does to you!

[norther practitioner]

CPA, you didn't notice the dust storm yesterday too?

[Ray Pina]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1238116,00.html

There was also a large meteor explosion last week in the state of Washington caught on film, you can see it light up the night sky so that it looks like noon.

Do a search. I lost the link but CNN ran it last week.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

kung lek ....
Grovers Mill NJ was the setting for "The war of the worlds" as read by Orson Welles to a panicky nation way back in da 30's!

well now i know who's been ****ing in my cherioes.

[David Jamieson]

there are an estimate 20,000 meteorites that hit the earth every year!


that's approximately 55 meteorites per day, every day, 24/7/365

some of those probably hit reptile people and knock flying saucers to earth. Which in turn forces the black helicopters to head out and collect teh bodies!

what with all that downward wind coming off those roter blades why shouldn't we expect a dust storm now and again!

yeesh, you guys don't even get me started on the anal probes everyone is getting on judgement day! Where's you're messiah now they'll say as you limp away, bleeding profusely from the rear.

you poor poor sods. get tinfoil NOW and lot's of it! That's what you should make your urban turbans out of.

the urban turban...man, I'll bet there's a marketing scheme in there somewhere.

[Chang Style Novice]

Unlucky ducky (http://mst.dark-omens.com/Penguin-related-stuff/nooooo.jpg)

[CaptinPickAxe]

that duck felt the wrath of IMPENDING DOOM! I guess the oort cloud impared it's vision...better for him though. Now it won't have to endure the pain, suffering, and raw animal struggles that will ensue after the meteors wipe mankind off the earth...
After they hit mankind will be like video games. Namely GTA. People will carjack each other, shoot each other, and beat each other to death...oh wait...they already do:D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

new thread about it on the second site i linked:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread55811/pg1


towards the end of the first thread and in this new one i have read about 5 or so meteors hitting in the past month or two. a buddy just told me that two more hit michigan today. links to actual news sites are in there ... plus theres security video of the flash the one of the most recent ones caused.

plus there's the thing with all of the ships being ocean bound.

i understand this guy did this with very relavant referrances to war of the worlds, however its been a while since i have been excited about something so im still going to hope.

[norther practitioner]

Don't show that to the Boulderites I have to please with my road design...lol They'll move to eliminate drains everywhere on roadways, then divert all the water to duck free zones.

[Royal Dragon]

I have but one question:

How can I use this to get laid??

[rubthebuddha]

How can I use this to get laid?? i hear xebby isn't yet spoken for. :eek:

[Royal Dragon]

I thought he was among the missing!!!

[Vash]

According to Volcano, Xebs is dead, died after yet another night of sexless boozing.

[Chang Style Novice]

Sexless boozing won't kill you. Or anyway, it hasn't killed me, and I've definitely taken a more-than-sufficient dose.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i continue to ignore the facts and have even begun praying.

i sincerely hope that we all die and i hope its soon.

[Kristoffer]

no, let it fall some rocks first.. or an army of undead! Oh yeah that'd be the ish

[The Willow Sword]

The Mayan Calendar ENDS on june 12th 2012. Why it ends here and why the Mayans End their calendar on 2012 have baffled the rich philanthropists, that continually r@pe and plunder the ruin sites, for years.
Could THIS tie in to the hail of comets that are making thier way here? God i sure hope so,,i am tired of going to work and earning a living, id rather sit at home and post mindless Bullsh!t all day;)

PEACE,,,TWS

[Chang Style Novice]

The universe ends everytime I close my eyes.

[FatherDog]

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bull**** three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bull**** three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip****s.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly ****, stupid ****...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

**** L Ron Hubbard and
**** all his clones.
**** all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

**** retro anything.
**** your tattoos.
**** all you junkies and
**** your short memory.

Learn to swim.

**** smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
**** these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

[shaolin kungfu]

and maynard choked out the fourth horse, and yay, it was good.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

ws ...
The Mayan Calendar ENDS on june 12th 2012.

actually the mayan calander doesn't really end in 2012 ... it just begins a new cycle. it goes through all the sun things and begins again.


http://www.crawford2000.co.uk/maya.htm ....
Over a year's time the Sun transits through the twelve houses of the zodiac. Many of us know this by what "Sun sign" is associated with our birthday. Upping the scale to the Platonic Year - the 26,000 year long cycle - we are shifting, astrologically, from the Age of Pisces to the Age of Aquarius. The Mayan calendar does not really "end" in 2012, but rather, all the cycles turn over and start again, vibrating to a new era. It is as if humanity and the Earth will graduate in the eyes of the Father Sun and Grandmother Milky Way.

also ... http://www.jaguar-sun.com/endcount.html

its weird the **** you stumble accross crawling conspiricy sites. i thought i was ****ing crazy, but these people are something else. if you guys havent looked into this yet it's worthwhile. it's interesting to see how it evolves as it gets closer to the "deadline." the only thing i cant understand is how people can argue with these psychos (or truly mislead/paranoid) for over 50 pages straight. and then start the same arguments on a new thread that is already like 17!

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

... and thank you father dog. i was actually considering quoting "moms coming round to put it back the way it ought to be," last night but decided my post amused me more the way it was.

that's probably my favorite tool song ... definitely my favorite off that album.

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
... and thank you father dog. i was actually considering quoting "moms coming round to put it back the way it ought to be," last night but decided my post amused me more the way it was.

that's probably my favorite tool song ... definitely my favorite off that album.

I actually prefer "Third Eye" but that might be because of the gratuitous Bill Hicks quoting.

[joedoe]

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/06/17/1087245005575.html

[Felipe Bido]

Are we dead yet?

[shaolin kungfu]

today there was a very scary sort of mist/haze/fog thing. it only lasted about 20 minutes though. :(

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

don't give up hope man .... don't give up hope.

[IronFist]

Can I have the Cliff's Notes version of those links please?

[shaolin kungfu]

The world as you know it will end, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

I think that's what the guy was gettin at.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

arrrrggggggg ... i finally broke down and posted.

part of me is terrified that people will come to their senses and ill ruin all the fun ... the sensible part of me realizes that these people are beyond reason and this is not possible.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

and to turn the topic of this thread a little .... does anyone else pray to see the end of humanity? i'm talking tipping your 48th beer of the night to the astroid closing in on your head.

don't get me wrong ... i have a lot that i love in my life. my daughter being the most important of those things. i am not strong enough to deal with it if anything were to ever happen to her, but at the same time i accept that the end of the world is bigger than her, me, or anything i love no matter how much.

i just have a feeling that such an event could finally set things right. maybe one of the only things that could set things right. if there were a handfull of survivors that fought themselves into extinction then this is what we deserve ... extinction. on the other hand, if everyone grew the **** up and started working togeather we might appreciate and actually deserve out exisitance.

i am willing to welcome the event regardless of the outcome.

thank you for reading gda's nightly drunken post.

[Toby]

I still want to live a little. Plus I want my children to have a long life and enjoy watching them grow up. But I have no delusions of grandeur and realise my miniscule existence in the scheme of things. If the end came, so be it.

I did always like Stephen King's "The Stand". I also enjoyed "28 Days Later". You would have liked the scene near the beginning in Jim's (?) house when the black girl and her friend realised the friend had been scratched. Or when Jim went amok near the end and the infected couldn't distinguish him from themselves. So I'd say if asteroids did hit, please let them carry some kind of mutating virus. BTW, I loved "Return of the Living Dead" and the rainstorm after the nukes at the end. Can't wait to see "Dawn of the Dead" even though it's getting some bad reviews over here.

[Kristoffer]

Toby thinks like I do

[red5angel]

His physics is a little off. If we were to succumb to a barrage of impacts like he describes, the heat would more then likely wipe out most life on this planet.


either way I think Maynard Keenan said it best:

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bull**** three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip****s.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this




I could use a vacation from this crap.....

[red5angel]

in case you haven't found this yet (obviously Kung Lek has)

http://www.rense.com/general53/hhx.htm

[dodger87]

Great! Now we can all use our martial arts training to save the world.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

yeah ... that's why i said i knew who was ****ing in my cherieoes. i read something similar to that the same day i found the article, but i didnt mention it at first cause i thought it was fun.

there are plenty of reasons why the guy is full of ****, but i still give him an A for effort.

[Meat Shake]

The world cannot end until I have laid pipe in every country in the world at least once.

[red5angel]

The world cannot end until I have laid pipe in every country in the world at least once.


from where your standing?!:eek:

[rubthebuddha]

not sure i understand the significance of taking a dook in every nation on earth, but meat shake has always been a rather odd biscuit ...











:D

[joedoe]

My wife has laid cable on every continent in the world :D

[Vash]

Yes, she has.

Sometimes twice.

[joedoe]

Originally posted by Vash
Yes, she has.

Sometimes twice.

No, only once in Antarctica :D

[Vash]

. . . I have no witty retort for that.