My grapefruit looks like a grapefruit.

[Chang Style Novice]

It smells, sounds, feels, and tastes like a grapefruit, too.

Is that a nutty coincidence or what?

[Meat Shake]

What does a grapefruit sound like?

[Judge Pen]

Squish.

My nards look like grapefruits.

[Starchaser107]

i guess u guyz are bored.


:p

[Chang Style Novice]

Judge Pen, I know you're joking, but you should be careful about what you say.

I got a rash and swelling about a week ago that really did swell my package up like a grapefruit. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. The problem isn't completely gone yet, and I haven't had a stiffie since then. What's more, the rash has spread to other parts of my body and as I type this I'm watching my pinky flash pink and white in time with my pulse while trying like crazy not to scratch it, since that would just make it worse.

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I got a rash and swelling about a week ago that really did swell my package up like a grapefruit. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. The problem isn't completely gone yet, and I haven't had a stiffie since then. What's more, the rash has spread to other parts of my body and as I type this I'm watching my pinky flash pink and white in time with my pulse while trying like crazy not to scratch it, since that would just make it worse. You guys never listen to me. I'll say it again for the last time: The pretty hookers are not chicks!

[Chang Style Novice]

Heh, I wish! No wait. I don't.

Actually, my best guess is that I got Poison Ivy or Oak or something on my hands and then transferred it to the tickly-parts via good old fashioned loneliness. Coulda been an insect or spider bite, too, though. I was running around in some pretty thick brush, considering it was right in the middle of the city.

[Judge Pen]

:o My apologies man. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

[Chang Style Novice]

No need to apologize. Just remember that the price of getting what you want is having what you once wanted.

(deep, huh? I stole it from a comic book about a goth-rocker who lives in a castle made of nightmares.)

[Meat Shake]

you have elephantitus.
If thats how its spelled...
If not, well just call it the clap.

*clap clap clap clap*

Disclaimer: Gonorhea is nothing to clap about.

[Judge Pen]

CSN, just wash your hands before getting lonely. Especially after pulling weeds in the garden.

[Chang Style Novice]

Good advice, but too little too late for me.

The rest of you, take heed!

[Becca]

It could be that new avionirial virus called Cherpies. I heard it was un-tweetable.;)

[Chang Style Novice]

Just when I thought the pain could get no worse...

[norther practitioner]

OK, so I know a bunch of us know a lot about each other nowadays... but really, I'm sorry to hear about your boys, and I'm sorry I had to hear about your boys.


Hopefully things will be on the up and up for you soon.. I mean that figuratively, and literaly.

[BM2]

I thought I had chiggers. Think some of y'all call them red bugs. Anyway it was bothering me and was spreading. I knew it was something else because of the 11 patches on my left thigh. I went to the Dr. and he said " You have shingles."
Almost cleared up now. Oh yeah, it hurt too. :eek: