Thanks Jake

[Starchaser107]

the IT guy ,
appreciate the work.

[MasterKiller]

"Oh, Jake," Brett said, "we could have had such a ****ed good time together." Ahead was a mounted policeman in khaki directing traffic. He raised his baton. The car slowed suddenly pressing Brett against me.

"Yes," I said. "Isn’t it pretty to think so?"

[Starchaser107]

and so the truth comes out:cool:

[MasterKiller]

Brett Ashley, BTW, is a chick.

[Vash]

Keep telling yourself that, MK.

[MasterKiller]

You guys need to read a book sometime. :rolleyes:

[Vash]

Don't tease the illiterate among us :mad:

[unkokusai]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
You guys need to read a book sometime. :rolleyes:

Just 'cause you have read one, you shouldn't put everyone else down.

[MasterKiller]

That still puts me one up on you, ****wad.

[Tak]

I thought that was a script from "Jake and the Fat Man"

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by Tak
I thought that was a script from "Jake and the Fat Man"

so MK likes fat chicks? :confused: :o :D

[Chang Style Novice]

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

[MasterKiller]

I wanted to shove the business up my fathers arse. (http://www.cooldudesandhotbabes.com/roberts.html)

[Chang Style Novice]

Shakey Jake (http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=UIDMISS70406291549583282&sql=Asw8zefqk7gf3)

[MasterKiller]

83 - 19 - 4 (http://www.ibhof.com/lamotta.htm)

[unkokusai]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
That still puts me one up on you, ****wad.

So you can imagine how impressed I am! I guess it was Mao's little red book (popup edition)

[unkokusai]

Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
so MK likes fat chicks? :confused: :o :D

I thought MK was a fat chick!

[MasterKiller]

Guess you'll have to find someone else to masturbate to.

[unkokusai]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
Guess you'll have to find someone else to masturbate to.

Its good that you fat girls can use humor to hide the pain.

[MasterKiller]

You should know! It's just like hiding behind a screen name to compensate for no skill. I think we can hug now.

[unkokusai]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
You should know! It's just like hiding behind a screen name to compensate for no skill. I think we can hug now.

Whoa! Back off there missy. Try to control yourself.

[Oso]

wow, that went horribly awry...good attempt anyway Starchaser.

And, yes, thanks Jake !

[GeneChing]

If you want to see the real Jake, he was on the back cover of the Mar Apr 2004 issue (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=453) getting kicked in the head (by me :p ). It was for the ad for Tiger Claw shoes (http://www.martialartsmart.net/90-201.html).