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Ming Yue
07-08-2004, 09:48 AM
Last night in sparring the space under my nose met Sifu's massive, log-like forarm. I'm serious. Squirrels would live in it if they could. That particular spot almost immediately turned out my lights. Things got all kinds of woogly and dark for a bit.

Today it feels like someone put a finishing nail at the base of my nose and countersunk it.





here's your opportunity to tell your IGKTFO story...

Starchaser107
07-08-2004, 09:56 AM
owww


next time be careful where you spew that feminist banter;)

get well soon.

Chang Style Novice
07-08-2004, 09:57 AM
Sounds like a TKO to me. If you're covered, I'd defintely get a catscan to check for concussion, or maybe a hairline fracture.

Vash
07-08-2004, 10:02 AM
Ouch. Get feeling better soon. And listen to CSN.

Suntzu
07-08-2004, 10:08 AM
almost isn't good enuff....... train harder............ my story.... got pick up... got turned sideways..... got dropped on the side of my head.... lights out....

Ming Yue
07-08-2004, 10:18 AM
I feel fine, nothing a couple advil doesn't erase. Sifu has been checking up on me, and I trust him implicitly. I'm sure he'll have a look at me in class tonight, and I'll do whatever he recommends.

Meat Shake
07-08-2004, 12:32 PM
Eeeh...
that sucks. Good to know it didnt facture, would have been a bad spot to seriously injure. KTFO stories... Well, there have been any number of times in the past several months that Ive seen stars from being thrown on my head or neck... Sometimes it feels like I got slapped on the top of my brain.

red5angel
07-08-2004, 12:49 PM
when you hit the ground, pretend like your totally unconcious, lie there long enough to recover and then sucker punch him when he leans down to help you out. That will teach him!

Ming Yue
07-08-2004, 12:55 PM
lol

nono... he knows where I live.

:D

Becca
07-09-2004, 06:07 AM
Does TKOing yourself count? I did that trying to learn how to turn a traped hook kick into a flip...:D

red5angel
07-09-2004, 06:53 AM
Does TKOing yourself count? I did that trying to learn how to turn a traped hook kick into a flip...

details?

Becca
07-10-2004, 06:13 AM
Anyone who knows me kmows I tend to get a bit over-enthusiastic when learning a new technique... We were using one of those big freestanding padded bags as a target. Step up, start hook kick then spin your body aligator style so that your support leg is off the ground and wrapped around their sholder... Sorry, this is really one of those techniques you need to see to understand... Any who, I got a bit too much flip on my aligator move thing and sailed right over the top of the target. This drove my face into the floor. My kwoon has hard tile floors... I'm sure you get the picture from there...:p

sticky fingers
07-10-2004, 09:43 AM
Once I nearly de-testicled myself swinging a manriki-gusari around.

cerebus
07-10-2004, 01:56 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Serpent
07-10-2004, 10:12 PM
Shouldn't it be K'dTFO?

Ming Yue
07-11-2004, 07:41 PM
Using a contraction in an acronym is sketchy regardless. I plead minor head injury, so I'm just glad I got all the right letters in there.

I guess KTFO'd would be "knock the f**k outted". Which would be when you get hit so hard that you pass out and everyone finds out you're gay.



:p

Oso
07-11-2004, 07:50 PM
put some jow on yer arms and go to bed woman.....;)

SifuAbel
07-12-2004, 12:05 AM
Actually, it should read simply KTFO, since "Knocked" is already in the correct tense. Otherwise it would read "knockeded".