View Full Version : Jessica Simpson
jun_erh
07-12-2004, 02:30 PM
has anyone seen her new video "angels"? It's like the worst thing I've ever seen. Her cover versions are almost as awful as her own material. I think the director of the video knows it and tries to bring out her lameness. the orchestra looks massively bored. She fascinates me.
I'd Der. And so would you.
Shaolinlueb
07-14-2004, 12:22 PM
jessica "how come you dont open the door for me anymore like when we first got married"
nick "cause when we first got married i got laid." as he gets in the car leaving her outside
:D oh man i was loving that.
mortal
07-14-2004, 12:33 PM
I just like the way he handles her. I wish I could be so patient.
Starchaser107
07-14-2004, 12:39 PM
i dont care how pretty she is,
i say he's either gonna leave her dumb ass or
cheat on her.
if he isn't already
jun_erh
07-14-2004, 12:53 PM
She makes people like Nelly and Aquillara look like the Beatles. There is really nothing in that head. Andy Warhol would've loved her. Though I wonder if he could even stand the total lack of any sort of taste or culture
bung bo
07-14-2004, 02:19 PM
dude, she's as dumb as a box of hammers. that show about her being married is the biggest piece of crap ever.
jun_erh--good to hear somebody else thinks andy warhol is full of it.
norther practitioner
07-14-2004, 04:25 PM
bung bo has boned correct with no rubber, and now has a little one called right running around (if you get some *****illin, that burning should go away).:D
Jessica=one of the dumbest things on this earth....
Nick=one patient dude... but really, he had to realize how dumb she is before hand.
I'm gonna play the devil's advocate here and say she's a bit less dumb than is played up in the stuff we hear.
Not so say she wouldn't stare at the orange juice 'cuz it says "concentrate" or anything . . .
God she's ****ing ****able.
Kristoffer
07-16-2004, 09:21 AM
Dumb chicks rules
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