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norther practitioner
07-15-2004, 03:32 PM
Y'all got to peep this....

EBAY AUCTION (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=47103&item=5507824195&rd=1)


Are you serious :rolleyes:


:confused:

:eek:

Chang Style Novice
07-15-2004, 03:34 PM
Sounds worth it for the centipede leaping and foot-shooting arts alone!

Volcano Admim
07-15-2004, 03:37 PM
lol

Chang Style Novice
07-15-2004, 03:42 PM
Oh, SNAP! They got Door-crotch and Golden Clock Cover arts, too.

I'm going to totally dominate UFC and Pride.

IronFist
07-15-2004, 05:33 PM
Haha, I just sold that same book to shaolinlueb for like $10 a few weeks ago. Silly me, I didn't know the going rate was $999.99.

Oh yeah, and websites sell it for like $18.

Watahhh
07-15-2004, 07:17 PM
Doesn't hurt to try. I love this line though

"Since I revised this letter, I have been flooded with e-mails. I reccomend you bid quickly before people come to their senses, or else watch the price sky-rocket."

yet there are 0 bids. lol

Shaolinlueb
07-15-2004, 07:19 PM
i jsut bought this book from ironfist for 10 bucks i got a steal!!!! sucka ;) :p

Oso
07-15-2004, 08:05 PM
Self-Hitting Arts

and I thought we were trying to learn how NOT to do that.:confused:

Oso
07-15-2004, 08:07 PM
"As a result of the training in the Chi-Power Plus, I can do many things that others only dream of doing. I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet, Manipulate the movements of others using Chi, Move objects such as Cotton Balls hanging from a string, Run very long distances with no wear down, heal myself and others of pains, minor or major, and much, much more..." -Charles Dragoo, South Carolina

oh, man, it just gets funnier.

joedoe
07-15-2004, 08:45 PM
And here was I thinking this thread was about a Christian sect based in Salt Lake City :D

rubthebuddha
07-15-2004, 09:02 PM
What If You Found a Way To Learn the Highly Gaurded Secret Shaolin Arts, as seen on 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' even one of my most martially ignorant friends saw a claim like this before and asked, "dave, wasn't what chow yun fat doing from woo-dan or something?" i was so proud of him, my eyes nearly welled up with tears. :o


Self-Hitting Arts


and I thought we were trying to learn how NOT to do that. only if you're not ben gash, becca, np or mk. ;)


Rubbing and Inserting Arts the first of these arts has brought me much fame, the second one has brought me many paternity suits. :D

Becca
07-16-2004, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
only if you're not ben gash, becca, np or mk. ;)

:mad: I do not hit myself deliberatly... only when I miss the other tings I'm trying to hit.









:p

Ben Gash
07-16-2004, 02:37 AM
****** RTB, so that's whereI've been going wrong :D

Shaolinlueb
07-16-2004, 06:32 AM
well we could always start biudding on it and make the thing like 99,999,999,999,999,999.99 diollars :o

GunnedDownAtrocity
07-16-2004, 10:32 AM
maybe he meant 9.99 but ****ed up?

i dunno ... i guess thats a lot of extra 9s and im sure someones emailed him asking wtf by now.