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IronFist
07-15-2004, 06:57 PM
Move objects with Chi Power without touching them * Move an object with your eyes only * Extinguish a candle flame with your eyes only * For speed faster than a cat, try this test * Lift a bowl of water with Yin Chi * Learn how to make select breaks * Ring the chimes with a Yang Chi throw * Repel bird, dogs, with your eyes only (http://www.masterthepower.com/)

PS. CSN was right.

Watahhh
07-15-2004, 07:25 PM
What's so funny about that? It's a good deal. Better then that shaolin book for $999.

Shaolinlueb
07-15-2004, 07:30 PM
i can sell you dirt from shaolin for 10 dollars a cup...

(runs into backyard and takes dirt from garden and puts it in a cup.)

i got some :D

rubthebuddha
07-15-2004, 09:23 PM
a website called "masterthepower" and not a single reference or prop to grayskull.

I UPSET. :mad:

GunnedDownAtrocity
07-16-2004, 10:20 AM
i repell dogs with my ***** only.

well ... dogs that know me run when they see it anyway.

red5angel
07-16-2004, 10:29 AM
I upset also

Chang Style Novice
07-16-2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by IronFist
PS. CSN was right. You should know better than to doubt my supreme omniscience.

CD Lee
07-16-2004, 01:18 PM
I'm getting the course. You guys just back off. Looks like my Sifu has been holding out on me.

Meat Shake
07-16-2004, 01:21 PM
I can make chickens explode just by winking at them.

Chang Style Novice
07-16-2004, 01:22 PM
That's nothing. I can make chickens wink just by exploding at them.

Meat Shake
07-16-2004, 01:26 PM
That my friend, is a skill to be reckoned with.

MasterKiller
07-16-2004, 01:31 PM
By chickens, do you mean ho's? Cuz that really changes the context of the conversation.

Chang Style Novice
07-16-2004, 01:39 PM
By chickens I mean cowards.

Buk-buk-bukAAAW!

norther practitioner
07-16-2004, 01:41 PM
No, those would be chicken heads....


and csn, I think the common vernacular for that goes more like this:

buk bak bukaaawwwk!