Dogs aren't supposed to know Kung Fu!

[Neckbones]

Last night I was rough housing with the dog, well I grabbed the dog and pulled his legs out from underneath him and pushed him onto his back. So, here I am, I have the dog held down with one hand and the other is lightly slappin his face, you know just to pi$$ him 'em off a little. All of the sudden he contorts his body and with a rear leg kicks me right in the **** face! In actuality, it was a pretty good technique, there was good power behind the kick, the leg extention was good, and the speed was very good, I didn't even expect it. So, now I have a pretty good scratch under my eye and I'm kinda glad he didn't know Eagle Claw or I might have lost an eye.;) I guess the moral of this little gem of a story is that no matter how well you think you know your opponent, be prepared for the unexpected.

Neckbones

[Shaolinlueb]

LOL

dog style > neckbones style

:D :p :o ;)

[Banjos_dad]

One time we were on a camping trip. My dog had a bee or a wasp on her ankle of her back foot. I was standing a little bit behind her...next thing I know she kicked me really hard on my leg. Like a horse. She was trying to flick the bee off. I didn't understand at first, I thought she just kicked me for the he11 of it. I'm like hmmm...never been kicked by a dog before.

[Chang Style Novice]

Neckbones, that sounds more like basenjiujitsu than kungfu to me.

[Water Dragon]

In America, neckbones makes a funny post about it and has a good laugh.

In China, he would create a style around it, and everyone else would have a good laugh.

[Neckbones]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
In America, neckbones makes a funny post about it and has a good laugh.

In China, he would create a style around it, and everyone else would have a good laugh.

Hmmm. Can't use Doggie Style, that's already been used.:p

How about Flailing Canine Gong Fu?
The form is called Spaniel exits cave with a peach kicks the retard?
:)

[Kristoffer]

drool pool fist of fury

[CFT]

My Yorkshire terrier does a passable imitation of the Wing Chun biu sau with his front paws when on his back. Or am I just reading to much into his actions?

But his most fearsome weapons are his 'Alien' impression and his patented toxic breath attack. :D

[Judge Pen]

I'd match my dog's tail up against a whip chain anytime.

[Tak]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
In China, he would create a style around it, and everyone else would have a good laugh.

There is at least one dog style actually. And I hear it is laughable...

[Neckbones]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
In America, neckbones makes a funny post about it and has a good laugh.

In China, he would create a style around it, and everyone else would have a good laugh.

Originally posted by Tak
There is at least one dog style actually. And I hear it is laughable...
Oh snap! I thought he was kiddin'! So, no disrespect to all you Doggie Stylist out there, matter fact more props to ya. Git 'R Done!:p

[Hermes3X]

has anyone ever actually seen gouquan in action? I always thought it was part of the Shaolin "curriculum"

[The Willow Sword]

i will post it here again.



MY dog can Kick your Dog's Stuffed toy's A$$.

[YinYangDagger]

has anyone ever actually seen gouquan in action? I always thought it was part of the Shaolin "curriculum"



No Hermes, it's in the Shaolin-DO curriculum, get it straight!

:D

[Premier79]

Here's a link to a Gouquan routine by ShiXingWei.

http://x.russbo.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56