What's the only thing worse than a new Steven Seagal movie?

[Chang Style Novice]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/music.html

A new Steven Seagal album!

[Kristoffer]

With B.B. King and Stevie Wonder..
dare I say this is better than some new movie of his?

[Sang Feng Fan]

William Shatner has a new album coming out, that might be worse.

[The Count]

Hahahahahaha. An album by Steven Seagal! That is err......interesting. Well, lets give him a chance. There is an extremely miniscule possibility that it could be decent. Discounting that, it will probably go the way of most albums by actors that try to sing: sucking more then a Hoover Vaccum cleaner. The scary part is that this actor gone singing trend seems to be getting bigger. There is a small minority of them that are actually good though. Still, imagine the horrible possibilities........Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston do Sonny and Cher, Seinfeld sings Sinatra, Oprah does Opera......~~~~~Chills down my spine~~~~~~~~~

[Shaolinlueb]

you can always go to edit and delete the post!!!!!!


anyways segel is.... multitalented, see the mountaindew commercial with him? you can see it on kontraband.com.

[David Jamieson]

even russel crowe made some god awful turd of an album.

yeesh, these guys get a little money and figure they can start "branching" out.

they should stick to what they know and leave the music to the pros.

[yutyeesam]

eh, he's an aikido guy. them's all a buncha tree huggin folk singin hippies, so no surprise there!:p

actually, when he was on saturday night live years and years ago, he played guitar and sang "everybody was kung-fu fightin'" during his opening monologue....and it wasn't half bad!! but that also means it wasn't half good either.

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[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
even russel crowe made some god awful turd of an album. Fightin round the world!

[Tak]

I thought Russell Crowe had his (admittedly terrible) band before he was rich/famous?

[Mr Punch]

Although the first answer was correct, so is this one:

A new Seagal movie where the fat **** gets to shag an 18-yr-old sweetheart, on account of his macho attractiveness and ultraviolent tendencies. And you get to watch it. Pass the barf bag.

[TonyM.]

Two steven seagal movies? A seagal/crowe duet? A band with seagal, crowe, crow, richards and kidrock? I dunno. I leave it to stephen king to come up with the truly horrifying.

[Radhnoti]

Segal played guitar in one of his movies with a country music star...Fire Down Below maybe?

MK - "Fightin round the world!"

LOL. Southpark = goodness

Russell Crow's band was (I think) "40 odd foot of grunt" or something similarly bad...

[Shaolinlueb]

the only good actor to make good music is. as we all know, David HasselHoff.

[Brad]

http://www.itskaratekidthemusical.com/mp3/its_karate_kid_wax_on_wax_off.mp3

[Mr Punch]

This (http://imdb.com/title/tt0410176/) looks like it's gonna have a shot at the title too...!!! :eek:

[gwa sow]

so its like a sequel to kickboxer or bloodsport whichever one was the kumite one. :eek:

russel crow, david hasselhof, keanu and his band, and segal, how many other actors have bands. oh forgot, didn't bruce willis try some kind of blues thing????

[Jason Martell]

What if Michael Jackson played Batman in the sequel instead of Christian Bale?
That might be worse.

[Azrael]

The only thing I can imagine that would be worse than this is if Tarantino started rapping and put out a hip-hop album.