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Hey, what would happen if I called my style "Kung Fu" and when I fought I took people to the ground, mounted, pounded, etc.
I could get a novice BJJ player with a gi choke or a ude garami and say I beat him with Kung Fu!
:D We've all seen the movies, I can just say it's a long lost "style" of Kung Fu. :)
.......... Okay maybe not. :(
Sorry, very immersed with Taiwanese friends right now :D
Ryu
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joedoe
10-17-2001, 01:18 AM
BJJ/Judo/whatever can be kung fu too :)
Just don't open a school that teaches BJJ/Judo/whatever and call it Shaolin<insert name here> to cash in on the Shaolin name. :D
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Ralek
10-17-2001, 01:21 AM
Everyone knows that Shaolin is a joke. I wouldn't use the name Shaolin in a school. It would attract a bunch of people who think chinese people who meditate all day are good fighters.
Ryu. I wouldn't do that. If it's not kung fu then don't call it that. If you choke them out then they will get a high opinion of kung fu even though kung fu sucks.
TKD the real street lethal!!!!
DragonzRage
10-17-2001, 01:26 AM
Oh, it has been done before Ryu, believe me. Hell, I see a lot of kung fu fighters that look suspiciously like muay thai/wrestling as well :D
"The UFC spawned a new breed of "mixed martial artists." World-class wrestlers learned to kickbox. Champion kickboxers learned to grapple. (The karate experts learned to stay home.)"
Ming the Merciless
10-17-2001, 01:27 AM
...because nobody EVER thought of those moves before BJJ came along
shut up, stupid.
Ralek
10-17-2001, 01:38 AM
Dragon Raze. When i fought shaolin Tiger he did roundhouses to my thigh just like a muy thai guy. And he shot in for a double leg takedown just like a freestyle wrestler. He does san shou.
Is it really kung fu? It depends on your definition of kung fu. If your definition of kung fu is "arts that are indiginous to china" then san shou is not kung fu. But if your definition of Kung fu is "any fighting techniques even from muy thai and free style wrestling" then i guess you can consider san shou to be kung fu.
Muy thai is the grand daddy of all the BOXING styles whether kick boxing, san shou boxing. Muy thai spawned these other boxing styles by KO'ing a bunch of traditional fighters.
TKD the real street lethal!!!!
Knifefighter
10-17-2001, 01:57 AM
Ming:
Actually, there are quite a number of techniques in BJJ that are specific to that discipline. Most notably guard and 1/2 guard techniques.?
JasBourne
10-17-2001, 01:57 AM
Ryu-fu... I like it. Open a school, hang a Grandmaster shingle like cheesemaster does, and troll every MA board on the net.
Oh, and don't forget to rabbit punch a taichi guy or two and call yourself the Grand Ultimate. And slam all other styles a lot.
:D
Felipe Bido
10-17-2001, 02:01 AM
Kung Fu is "accomplishment over time" or something you master by spending lots of times practicing it.
So, Ralek, if you play you SNES over and over and over again, then we can say you have Kung Fu at Nintendo games...
Sorry, Rolls, but it seems you've been doing Kung Fu all this time...
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Jas,
Troll boards, hang grandmaster shingle. Gottcha.
I'll get on it right away. :D
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Ralek
10-17-2001, 03:03 AM
Jasbourne. I did not rabbit punch the tai chi instructor. I did a mystical punch known as the "left hook". It's actually a very powerful punch and is responible for most of the KO's in boxing.
TKD the real street lethal!!!!
Grappling-Insanity
10-17-2001, 03:05 AM
K ming show me the moves outside of modern hybrid grappling styles. I doubt you'll find any other than SC for throws.
If she knows the boxing term "rabbit punch" don't ya think she'd know what a left hook is? :D
So I shouldn't call it Kung Fu, huh Ralek?
I can see your point. How about Chinese BJJ??
Does that sound better?
Ryu
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friday
10-17-2001, 03:13 AM
hmmm...funny posts
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Ralek
10-17-2001, 03:15 AM
Jasbourne. I don't slam all other styles. I respect many styles in addition to my video game training.
I respect videogames, muy thai, boxing, kickboxing, san shou, free style wrestling, greco-roman wrestling, brazilian jiujitsu, sambo, kali, tekken, streetfighter series, virtua fighter, soul caliber, ect.
I only trash styles that are based on forms, stances, dead drills, and thorwing dragon punches into the air. Styles like Kung fu, Shotokan karate, taijiquan, wing chun, choy li fut, Hsing I, ect.
TKD the real street lethal!!!!
Hey Ralek, don't leave me hangin.
Do you think Chinese BJJ is a good name?
HEY WAIT! Can you give me a good video game martial art style name??
What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
Ryu
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Watchman
10-17-2001, 03:52 AM
but LOL @ "mystical punch known as the 'left hook'".
PHILBERT
10-17-2001, 04:22 AM
Ryu, how does this sound?
Nin Ten Do
That can be your style.
PHILBERT
Felipe Bido
10-17-2001, 04:24 AM
I think you can help me (and my nephew)
I posted a question about japanese characters in DBZ, and you may know the answer (Well, if you're a DBZ fan like my nephew). Go to the Martial Media forum and check it out, please :)
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NorthernMantis
10-17-2001, 04:29 AM
How about drunken nhb or Brazilian Ba Gua or The Way of the Intercepting Donkey Punch.
"Always be ready"
"right, that's it!you've insulted me, and you've insulted the shaolin temple!"-Fish of Furry
Way of the intercepting Donkey Punch, eh?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
DragonBall!
LOL, no no, I don't know anything about it other than the name of the two characters Gouku and Piccolo.
That's it. :) (**** guys, what kinda person do you think I am?? :D)
Actually though I have a Japanese friend who might know. I'll check it out..
(NO, the "friend" is not me! :mad: )
Ryu
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Xebsball
10-17-2001, 04:34 AM
Ralek!!! :mad:
Enough with your ****ty talking.
I AM the ideal opponent to you!
You got video game skills?
I've been training arcade fu for more than 8 years, the only person that can keep a fight with me is my brother, that have a similar training.
You got video-bjj skills?
I've watched a great number of great NHB events on my tv. Pride, UFC, Meca World Vale Tudo... I've absorved the skills from great fighters such as Sakuraba and Vitor Belfort.
The diference between us is that i have Kung Fu and you eat **** for breakfast.
I know you are afraid of me, but there is no way out, its about time your nightmares come truth!
You will be swimming in your own blood that will hit the floor when i hit your ugly smelly face!
You are the Grand Ultimate Walking Vomit with hemoroids. And just when you think you hit me I'm behind you kicking you in the nuts and making sure you'll be walking funny for the next 2 weeks!
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Xebsball
10-17-2001, 04:38 AM
Ryu, sorry for using your thread like this.
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"You will never need to feel weak, helpless, indecisive, not fascinating or ashamed of your genital dimensions. GOOD-BYE Humiliation. Bullies, Karate Experts, Boxing Champions, traffic wardens will melt to pulp as you master every situation."
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:eek:
Is this the end of the lovable troll, Ralek??
Will the intense might of the NEW video-game martial artist be too much for the "Ultimate Grand Fist"??
What's this?? A "Mexican stand-off"? A new enemy has appeared from the recesses of the dark, hungry, cruel, and trained with the same skills as the Vid-Fu gamer!
Who will win as the power of TWO videogame champions comes together in an apocolyptic climax of martial arts mastery!
Be sure to tune in next time! Same Troll station,
Same Troll channel!!
(insert old batman theme now...)
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Xebsball, I don't think it was that serious to begin with! :D
No problem, dude. Feel free to have some fun! :)
We all are.
Ryu
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Ralek
10-17-2001, 02:08 PM
Actually when people ask me i just say i play Nintendo. And that's what i do. My main training is playing 8 bit nintendo and super nintendo.
Felipe Bido. I know all about Dragon Ball Z. I watch that show all the time.
TKD the real street lethal!!!!
Silumkid
10-17-2001, 06:02 PM
Ralek, the more you post the more obvious it is that you are a know-nothing troll who thinks he knows it all. This is attributed, usually, to one of two things:
1) Youth
2) Stupidity
We will continue to hope that one day you will either grow up, or educate yourself. And by the way, if Shaolin is so weak why is the Shaolin character on Virtua Fighter 4 the strongest fighter? I played it the first time in years, since VF2 (when Lion, another Kungfu character was the strongest) and cleared it. So there, troll. :p
We are trained in wushu; we must protect the Temple!
Felipe Bido
10-17-2001, 06:33 PM
As you already noticed, the question is about the Kanji characters, not the DBZ stuff itself.
Go ask your "friend" :D
Ralek, I think my nephew knows more about that show than you do...well, if you know kanji, maybe you win.
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Tigerstyle
10-17-2001, 07:41 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I only trash styles that are based on forms, stances, dead drills, and throwing dragon punches into the air.[/quote]
Does that mean you trash Ryu (and Ken) from the "Street Fighter" series? They can both do the "Sho Ryu Ken" technique, which translates to something like "Rising Dragon Fist". Wouldn't that mean they are "throwing dragon punches into the air"? ;)
Never thought I would see the day Ralek points out the flaws in his own style...
Watchman,
I also enjoyed the "mystical left hook" line.
Ryu,
I agree with PHILBERT: "Nin Ten Do"
"Chinese BJJ" is also a good one :)
PHILBERT
10-18-2001, 04:41 AM
Actually, John Lindsay over on E-budo thought that one up. He perfers to call it Ninten Do. But some famous styles tend to have 3 names. Jeet Kune Do, Tae Kwon Do are two. So I thought Nin Ten Do would be better than Ninten Do.
PHILBERT
Nin Ten Do is clever, but....
Chinese BJJ it is!!
:D
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Wongsifu
10-18-2001, 01:15 PM
on a side note did you guys know that ironically ralek is most suited to practising sega and not nintendo !!!
Sega in italian means To m@sturbate.....
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