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IronFist
08-14-2004, 11:51 AM
here (http://movies.pr0n.biz/disarming_the_ninja.wmv).

We'll ignore the fact that that's a ninja with a Chinese sword.

MasterKiller
08-14-2004, 11:55 AM
He's doing a Chinese form. Nothing wrong with it.

IronFist
08-14-2004, 11:58 AM
He's a NINJA. Contrary to what Ashida Kim thinks, ninjas are Japanese.

MasterKiller
08-14-2004, 12:08 PM
Japanese are the only people to ever put on a mask and wear black, huh? Check out the sash.

He is doing a Chinese form with a Chinese sword; therefore, you are wrong.

sean_stonehart
08-14-2004, 12:26 PM
It's obviously the Lin Kuei... duh.... :eek:

Possibly a cousin of Scorpion or SubZero before they lost their souls in Mortal Kombat... jeez... doesn't anybody know anything any more???

hehehehehehee

IronFist
08-14-2004, 12:31 PM
The point is the video, not what he's wearing and what he's doing.

Oso
08-14-2004, 02:36 PM
It's obviously the Lin Kuei... duh....

:eek:

Kymus
08-14-2004, 05:23 PM
That's that chinese ninja from Crouching tiger, Hidden Dragon - except this time she remembered to tie the bottom flap to the face mask.

Mr Punch
08-15-2004, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by IronFist
He's a NINJA. Contrary to what Ashida Kim thinks, ninjas are Japanese. According to the Kouga Ryu, the (very) late Hattori Hanzou and a couple of other ryuha whose histories are partly documented in the Nikkou Edo Mura period ninja museum exhibitions near Kinugawa, Tochigi Prefecture (also branches near Kouga Village itself, Isa Village etc), the arts of the ninja came from China. Sorry can't provide a reference... tho there's probably something on Nikkou Edo Mura on the net, I don't have time to look for it and translate it, but I was there two days ago if that helps...!

Did you know there were 91 arts of distraction and 120 arts of running away, and that some ninja are documented as having blown their faces off with special explosives to prevent their real identities being discovered. I say documented, but of course, I can't name names, for obvious reason...!!! :D Though there is a rather amusing discussion in the museum about how Hattori Hanzou could be both the best ninja and the best known...! ;)

IronFist
08-15-2004, 08:17 AM
Someone freaking laugh at the video cuz it was funny!

Mr Punch
08-15-2004, 08:42 AM
Oh, er, sorry mate, didn't see it...! :D Haven't got wmv player...:rolleyes:

unkokusai
08-15-2004, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by IronFist
Someone freaking laugh at the video cuz it was funny!


ha ha

Kymus
08-15-2004, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by IronFist
Someone freaking laugh at the video cuz it was funny!

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phew - that was great

GunnedDownAtrocity
08-15-2004, 01:58 PM
lol

Royal Dragon
08-15-2004, 05:23 PM
I liked when his arm fell off. :p

SimonM
08-15-2004, 06:02 PM
Yes, very funny...

GeneChing
08-17-2004, 11:07 AM
And they say wushu isn't effective... :p

SifuAbel
08-17-2004, 11:14 AM
LOL! That was cool.