funny thing I noticed about message boards

[Unmatchable]

why is it than female posters always have to name themselves somthing-girl or something grrl. like pradagirl, nicegirl, honestgrrl, etc. or lady or something that shows they are female while males never have to do this?

[FatherDog]

On the internet, you are assumed to be a forty-year-old balding man wearing boxers with your ***** in one hand and a bucket of KFC extra-crispy in the other until proven otherwise.

[BM2]

FatherDog,
I laughed so hard that my bucket of KFC almost was knocked to the floor!:mad: :eek: :rolleyes:

[Serpent]

I do not have my ***** in my hand. It's in my dog.

Are we talking about the same *****?

[Royal Dragon]

GOD, I wish I knew where the link to that naked fat guy sitting at his PC, amongst trash and piles of fast food wrappers is!!!!

[Water Dragon]

Fools, don't you realize that females don't exist on the internet!

[mortal]

fatherdog

I can't stop laughing!

[GeneChing]

That made me laugh so hard that I spilled my KFC. Or should I say KFTC (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/index.php) ;)

Maybe I should change my member name to GeneChingGuy...

[phantom]

I believe somebody on here goes by the handle KenpoGuy.

[Becca]

Bajos_dad is kind'a explicit on gender as well. And there is no "girl attatched to my name, but I'm assuming that most peeps realize I'm female.

[David Jamieson]

well lets see, the intermaweb has been around for a long time now, more than 20 years...and it's still a novelty! For most peeps that is.

there seems to be an endless stream of newbies though no matter where you go.

I'll take the chicken and a self inflicted handjob and I'll be happy with it!

thank you.

[norther practitioner]

I'll take the chicken and a self inflicted handjob and I'll be happy with it!

That explains a lot....

[David Jamieson]

That explains a lot....

That depends on how much you are able to comprehend. :p

You can not like chicken and that's ok, but to claim you don't masturbate as a male of the species is an outright lie i don't care who you are.

:D

[Shaolinlueb]

KFC did away with the buckets a long time ago. :( now its only boxes of chicken. unless you saved you bucket and sue it repeatedly (sp?)..... **** perverts and they're clear bucket.....

[David Jamieson]

hmmm, i have to say "not true" sl. I can still get a bucket of chicken from kfc just down the street.

15 or 20 piece, regular or new crispy style.


mmmmmmm chicken...better than masturbation!

[Starchaser107]

Originally posted by Becca

"Bajos_dad is kind'a explicit on gender as well. And there is no "girl attatched to my name, but I'm assuming that most peeps realize I'm female."

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how do you explain Stacey ?

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
hmmm, i have to say "not true" sl. I can still get a bucket of chicken from kfc just down the street.

15 or 20 piece, regular or new crispy style.


mmmmmmm chicken...better than masturbation!


**** it, they got rid of the buckets in the north east :(

[norther practitioner]

That depends on how much you are able to comprehend.


:rolleyes:


but to claim you don't masturbate as a male of the species is an outright lie i don't care who you are.

:rolleyes:

I've got better resources for that...

[David Jamieson]

I've got better resources for that...

just because you can get sex with another doesn't mean you stop hittin it buddy.

and you and all the other guys who got girlfriends (or boyfriends) who deny that they masturbate because they now have a glove and receptacle for their jing...are as I stated, full of Shi.ite.

You like every other male on the planet will wank it, til it simply don'tr work no mo.

But it's ok. THese things really need to be de-taboo-ized. lol

[Water Dragon]

It's a maturity thing Kung Lek.

First you deny it, then you admit to it, then you just don't care one way or the other.

[Royal Dragon]

just because you can get sex with another doesn't mean you stop hittin it buddy.

Reply]
This is simply not true. I stop completely when I have a woman, especially since I always seem to fall in with nymphos who won't give me any rest. If I was do'n them, and barley keeping up, how can I ad some self gratifacation on top of all that too? I'm shooting blanks enough as it is with just having sex with my woman too often. There is no room for anything else.

[David Jamieson]

lol, royal, what's the longest relationship you've had with a nympho? :p

[Tak]

Why Porn'n'Chicken?

Because fried chicken is good, and porn is movies of people having sex with each other.

[BM2]

"Finger licking good"
I don't think I can eat chicken again now.

[David Jamieson]

I don't think I can eat chicken again now.

But I bet you'll still be masturbating won't you. :p

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
You can not like chicken and that's ok, but to claim you don't masturbate as a male of the species is an outright lie i don't care who you are.

:D
What about a thalidomide with a really small winky?


Actually, no. As a guy, he'd find a way. It's that kind of single-minded determination that helps us rule the world!

:eek:

:(

[Royal Dragon]

lol, royal, what's the longest relationship you've had with a nympho?

1st, 12 years, but the last two were divorcing.

2nd, 8 years (over laping the 2 years divorcing the first)

3rd, not a nympho, just really passionate.

4th and most recent 5 months. Currently broke up, but reconciliation is iminent 'cause she can't get enough of me.

This is the sum total of ALL relationships my entire life, and includes ALL of the Women I ever had sex with.

[Royal Dragon]

Oh, and one more thing, I am still on a hugging basis with 3 of them (Number two has alot to atone for), and could probably nail any one of them any time.

[Meat Shake]

I woke up in the mornin’ to a girl who’s butt’s soft
Gotta brush my teeth
Clean my nuts off
Put on the gear that i’ma wear throughout my day
But before I take a shower I ain’t ashamed to say
When I think of the night before, and the heat of passion
Your big brown booty
My mind starts flashin’
I’m lookin’ in the mirror with my **** on rock
Should I pursue to do you
Or just stroke my knot
While my girl is asleep
I’m caught in a jam
Went to the bathroom
With cocoa-butter in my hand
Closed the door behind me
Locked it very tight
Thinkin’ of all the naughty things we did last night
Slipped out my underoos sat on the toilet bowl
And let the hand I hold the mike with
Take control
Closed my eyes tight so it would seem more real
I’m thinkin’ about the crazy ways you made me feel
As my thoughts get deeper
And a little more intense
If you don’t know what comes next
Well you’re just too dense

[Becca]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
Originally posted by Becca

"Bajos_dad is kind'a explicit on gender as well. And there is no "girl attatched to my name, but I'm assuming that most peeps realize I'm female."

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how do you explain Stacey ?
My name ain't Stacey; I don't need to explain it. I have never known a man named "Becca", either. But to be honest, I have known more men named stacey than women. Same thing with Kelly.


P.s. Have you gotten the last few PMs I sent you?

[Banjos_dad]

and yeah I am 37 w/a friar tuck starting, you bstrds thanks for pointing it out LOL

FUlly clothes with both hands on keyboard thx :cool:

[norther practitioner]

Becca....

Stacey was a dude, who couldn't decide to tell anyone if he was a chick or a dude... etc...


Good post MS.. the only difference is, I would have let her do that for me....


KL

I'm not sayin' neva.. I'm sayin' I don't need to sit at my comp. with one hand feeding my fat face and the other feeding my fat labido.

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by norther practitioner
Becca....

Stacey was a dude, who couldn't decide to tell anyone if he was a chick or a dude... etc...


Good post MS.. the only difference is, I would have let her do that for me....


KL

I'm not sayin' neva.. I'm sayin' I don't need to sit at my comp. with one hand feeding my fat face and the other feeding my fat labido.

dude, i know you love the kfc. :p

[norther practitioner]

Blech:mad:

[unkokusai]

Originally posted by FatherDog
On the internet, you are assumed to be a forty-year-old balding man wearing boxers with your ***** in one hand and a bucket of KFC extra-crispy in the other until proven otherwise.


WTF?!:eek:

Is there a camera hidden in this room somewhere?

[BM2]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
But I bet you'll still be masturbating won't you. :p


Does anyone recall about PETA exposing KFC's poor treatment of chickens? KFC admitted that a supplier had injured and stomped the chickens. The supplier fired the employees that were filmed comitting those acts.
Next KFC replied that they were going to be more senstive in how they kill the chickens. What are they going to do? Gently choke their chickens?

[Becca]

Originally posted by norther practitioner
Becca....

Stacey was a dude, who couldn't decide to tell anyone if he was a chick or a dude... etc...


Good post MS.. the only difference is, I would have let her do that for me....


KL

I'm not sayin' neva.. I'm sayin' I don't need to sit at my comp. with one hand feeding my fat face and the other feeding my fat labido.
Noted. But my name still ain't Stacey, so I still don't have to go there, if you get my meaning.:D

[SimonM]

Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
KFC did away with the buckets a long time ago. :( now its only boxes of chicken

Not in my neck of the woods.

Mind you - my neck of the woods is Canada.