Where to get free stuff on your birthday

[IronFist]

List (http://www.spoofee.com/index.php?section=birthday).

[Ming Yue]

decisions decisions...

CATTLEMEN'S - free dessert and cowboy hat
CHEVY'S - free dessert and sombrero


Go to both places, get real drunk and re-enact the Alamo.

[Meat Shake]

Hehehe... Chevy's...
Im not sure why, but while we were in minnesota my dad insisted that we try that place....
"Wtf? you want to eat mexican food in minnesota?"
"yes, Im sure it will be good."

Meat Shake was of course correct, the only thing worse than the food was the way people pronounced the names of said food.
:eek:

:)

[Ming Yue]

reminds me of going to a mexican restaurant with my ex BF's brother, who ordered in english, but affected a strong hispanic accent. His explanation was that they'd understand him better and appreciate it. :rolleyes:

He's a great guy, but we still gave him all the **** he deserved, and then some.

[Chang Style Novice]

Probably so did the kitchen staff. Literally.

[Ming Yue]

ewww.. I think he ordered mole.

[Chang Style Novice]

Man, talk about your perfect opportunities.

Remember, kids, never anger the people who handle your food!

[Meat Shake]

"His explanation was that they'd understand him better and appreciate it"

lofl... Either that or think he was making fun of them.
...
Then again, everyone working at the chevy's I ate at was white... and from what I heard no one there spoke anything close to spanish anyways.

[Ming Yue]

nah.. he's not mean spirited. I think he really believed he was being helpful.

[rubthebuddha]

i'm sure the waiter conveyed this chap's sentiments nicely. "hey, pablo, order in for some mole -- and pinch one off in it if you have a moment."



honestly, who's the retarded ******* who thought that we really, really want to hear people we don't know sing to a person they don't give two ****s about? stupid birthday songs. :rolleyes:

[Volcano Admim]

there are no who.re houses on your list, man
screw you