No I am not trying to sell Amway.

[Miles Teg]

�c�cbut what would you do if you didn�ft have to work and you were a multi millionaire.

I would study W.C full at normal classes. Then get a limousine driver to chi sao with when ever I felt like it. I would also get a BJJ teacher. I would learn Aikido during the day and maybe some Tai Chi (both from top instructors of course!). Then I�fd get my butler to pick up a couple of thugs each week and pay them to fight me offering a bonus if they win. I�fd need my world class body guards around to yank them off me if I was getting my butt kicked.
I would also get a personal trainer. And I would also try an get into as many competitions as I could.


O.K that�fs what goes on in my fairytale mind, what would you do?

[anerlich]

Miles, you're aiming way too low.

The only goal worthy of a man is to rule the universe with an iron fist and ruthlessly crush all opposition.

[Miles Teg]

With a cat called Mr Bigglesworth?

[anerlich]

I have two cats called Mojo and Poppy ;)

[anerlich]

Then get a limousine driver to chi sao with when ever I felt like it.

Try to abstain while he's driving, especially if you're riding in the back! :p

Actually, "he" is a bit sexist. Xena, Warrior Princess, would look pretty good in the black suit and peaked cap :D

[Vash]

I would utilize the funds to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Then, I'd by a h00j ****in' house filled to the very top with lesbian porn.

[AmanuJRY]

Vash,

Are you surfing lesbian porn tonight or something?

[lawrenceofidaho]

Originally posted by Miles Teg
With a cat called Mr Bigglesworth?

Brings to mind a corny martial arts flick from the early 80s called "Kill, and Kill Again".......The bad guy has built his own little private Utopia (called New Babylonia), captures martial artists to fight like gladiators in an arena for his amusement.

A crazy billionaire like that might do something bizarre, -just for fun, like kidnap all the all the wing chunners on the forum who don't spar & don't like "sport-style" training, dress them up in the latest MMA fashions and have them duke it out in a cage with 3 oz gloves & (gasp!) UFC rules.......

;)

[anerlich]

I've though about this some more, and the only answer is ...

HAN'S ISLAND.

[Gangsterfist]

If I had a million bucks, I'd do two chicks at the same time:cool:

(anyone recognize what movie that is from?)

[Matrix]

Originally posted by anerlich
I've though about this some more, and the only answer is ...

HAN'S ISLAND. Don't think. Feeeeeeeel. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon.

[Miles Teg]

lol Matrix
Thats one of my favourite quotes.



Anerlich:
* Driver will could do one handed chi sao
* The names Mojo and Poppy are not going to cut it Im afraid. How about Scar and Misery.
* Xena is also from NZ so it might work out well.

[anerlich]

The names Mojo and Poppy are not going to cut it Im afraid. How about Scar and Misery.

I like your thinking, but up it a few notches.

How about Yog Sothoth and Nyarlathotep?

[Miles Teg]

:confused:

..............I believe an explanation is due.





Yog Sothoth and Nyarlathotep???!!!!

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by Miles Teg
:confused:

..............I believe an explanation is due.

Yog Sothoth and Nyarlathotep???!!!!


Sumerian/Babalonian mythology. Although, I don't know the connection or referance as to why he used them.:confused:

[anerlich]

The reference is from "Illuminatus!" by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. Huge SF hit when it first came out, the original source for Discordianism (google if you've never heard of it). "Prometheus Rising" by the latter author is also a great read, though for supposed non-fiction is gets a bit far-fetched.

Yog Sothoth was an invisible monster from a star who ate souls and/or possess bodies and with whom the protagonists had to deal. Repulsive and terrifying to behold. He could be trapped within pentagons, and some of the more "out there" conspiracy theories have it that the Pentagon in the US contains such a being.

Nyarlathotep was a buddy of his.

I belive they also feature in H.P. Lovecraft's fiction, but I've never made it through one of his books. Not my kind of books. Similar to the Cuthulu (sp?) mythos.

My wife nixed the idea of renaming the cats. :(

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by anerlich
The reference is from "Illuminatus!" by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. Huge SF hit when it first came out, the original source for Discordianism (google if you've never heard of it). "Prometheus Rising" by the latter author is also a great read, though for supposed non-fiction is gets a bit far-fetched.

Yog Sothoth was an invisible monster from a star who ate souls and/or possess bodies and with whom the protagonists had to deal. Repulsive and terrifying to behold. He could be trapped within pentagons, and some of the more "out there" conspiracy theories have it that the Pentagon in the US contains such a being.

Nyarlathotep was a buddy of his.

I belive they also feature in H.P. Lovecraft's fiction, but I've never made it through one of his books. Not my kind of books. Similar to the Cuthulu (sp?) mythos.

My wife nixed the idea of renaming the cats. :(

Renaming the cats would have been cool.

Yes, they are used throughout the Lovecraft novels (I've read a few). And Cuthulu was from Sumerian/Babalonian mythos as well.

Also, if the Pentagon has Yog Sothoth trapped in it, then Cuthulu is chained up somewhere near Oz under the sea (probably the Marianas [sp?] trench).

[AmanuJRY]

...Let's see, title of thread includes Amway, converstion includes Yog Sothoth, Nyarlathotep and Cuthulu.......[cue Twilight Zone music]:D

[Matrix]

Originally posted by Miles Teg
lol Matrix
Thats one of my favourite quotes. Me too Miles.
I should have added the sound effect for a smack upside the head... :)