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IronFist
08-09-2001, 03:58 AM
I need my fix...

help...

Iron

IronFist
08-09-2001, 04:09 AM
Cancel that, I found one!!!

http://abacus.sj.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/354238cae824b153a129b6fbf4/i-1.JPG

http://abacus.sj.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/354238cae824b153a129b6fbf4/i-2.JPG

http://abacus.sj.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/354238cae824b153a129b6fbf4/i-3.JPG

Oh man is that a superman sticker? This is ebay auction1175316850 (http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1175316850)

Want to know the funniest part? In the item description, it says "The Dummy has been designed to withstand battles of pure fun."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Kungfu Cowboy, how'd you like this one, ah?

Iron

kungfu cowboy
08-09-2001, 04:58 AM
Oh man, that dummy SUCKS!!! (superman!?!?) :D

Barry Manilow ain't no vegetable.

kungfu cowboy
08-09-2001, 05:01 AM
More from the write up:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> This Wooden Dummy stands 5' 11" and is one of a kind. A rare item. Built to fit the true warrior.
It's not like the one's you see in catalogs at all. This Wooden Dummy stands alone. It has been said that with a good foundation nothing crumbles.The Dummy has been designed to withstand battles of pure fun. Made of wood, steel, high quality PVC piping, and cement. It has helped me tremendously in my Martial arts skill. It has given me increased strength and speed. It's a good creative workout -makes you think of strategies that you can employ on your attacker. A must have item... Shinny coat on the Wood. A glossy look. Never miss a workout. For your convenience you can take him anywhere you go because this dummy is portable. You dismantle him from his foundation. Shipping and handling is $25.
[/quote]

Man, I wish I could get my hands on a shinny coat. :(

Barry Manilow ain't no vegetable.

Anarcho
08-09-2001, 09:20 AM
Is that a dummy in that first picture, or is he trashing a church?

kungfu cowboy
08-09-2001, 10:30 AM
LOL! :D

Barry Manilow ain't no vegetable.

Abstract
08-09-2001, 05:52 PM
I wish I could afford to buy a shinny coat. I hear they're all the rage in Sri Lanka.... :p

BeiKongHui
08-09-2001, 07:27 PM
All right come clean...who bid?

"To the extreme!"
--Poochie

kungfu cowboy
08-09-2001, 07:40 PM
:(

chessGMwannabe
08-09-2001, 11:47 PM
:eek:
NOW THERE'S A LOOKER!!
sadly enough, it's better than mine, cause I don't have one. ;) I should bid on this one! lol

IronFist
08-11-2001, 08:22 AM
It's up to $91!!!

I am such an Ã*sshole.

Iron