Unsolicited Product Testimonial

[MonkeySlap Too]

Well I got my "Feiyu" sneakers yesterday ... I love these things. My wife thought they were designer, my secratary thought they were retro cool, and they are cmfortable with a kind of bouncy step.

The smell when they came out of the bag almost killed me, but pretty cool stuff, Gene.

[red5angel]

what are "Feiyu" sneakers?

[MonkeySlap Too]

It's those kung fu sneakers they sell over at martialartsmart.com

Those bald guys in togas ;) are always modeling them...

[rubthebuddha]

Those bald guys in togas ;) are always modeling them... who the **** wears orange these days anyway? :rolleyes:











:D

[red5angel]

your mom

[MonkeySlap Too]

I think John Kerry dyed his skin orange...

[FngSaiYuk]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha
who the **** wears orange these days anyway? :rolleyes:

According to HGTV & Style, it's the new *in* colour...









:D

[IronFist]

The ones with the photoshopped pics of the monks wearing them.

Oops, did I say that? :D

[Sang Feng Fan]

Originally posted by MonkeySlap Too
I think John Kerry dyed his skin orange...



Which one is Kerry, I forget?

Link (http://www2.warnerbros.com/willywonka/gallery.html)

[rogue]

My Unsolicited Product Testimonial

Even though they're a little tight, Trojan Magnum XL Condoms.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by rogue
My Unsolicited Product Testimonial

Even though they're a little tight, Trojan Magnum XL Condoms.
They're only tight because you have them on your head.

[rogue]

Is someone turning a bit green with envy?:p

[rubthebuddha]

nope, that's a skin disorder he got from shagging a radioactive sea-lion. he thought it would give him special aqua powers, but all it did was give him the skin problem, a bad overbite and a permanent inability to walk correctly.

[Shaolin Dude]

Originally posted by Serpent
They're only tight because you have them on your head.

rogue, you should've shot back with yea, my other head lol :D

[Eddie]

And they make awesome skateboarding shoes…

[MasterKiller]

If you wear the black Feiyus out in public, women toss their underwear at you.

[David Jamieson]

fei yu = chinese keds

rubes who buy xl condoms are funny...seeing as a regular run of teh mill condom can be stretched over a watermelon for pete's sake. lol

talk about appealing to insecurity of men and their wee wees.

and when I say "wee"... hahahaha, suckers.

[LarryD]

Originally posted by MonkeySlap Too

The smell when they came out of the bag almost killed me, but pretty cool stuff, Gene.

LOL, Ya the smell masks the foot ordor. I ordered 2 pairs and they are a bit too small. Next time I'll order a size larger.
Now if they could just make the soles smooth. I've been skuffing my feet on cement to remove the ridges. The ridges hurt when you slap your kicks.

[LarryD]

Originally posted by MonkeySlap Too

The smell when they came out of the bag almost killed me, but pretty cool stuff, Gene.

LOL, Ya the smell masks the foot ordor. I ordered 2 pairs and they are a bit too small. Next time I'll order a sixe larger.
Now if they could just make the soles smooth. I've been skuffing my feet on cement to remove the ridges. The ridges hurt when you slap your kicks.

[MasterKiller]

They smooth out pretty fast through regular exercise.

[BM2]

How do these shoes run(no pun intended) in width?
But my feet are wide, really wide. I have to buy special boots because I can not get my toes under the standard steel toe cap.

[Tak]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
rubes who buy xl condoms are funny...seeing as a regular run of teh mill condom can be stretched over a watermelon for pete's sake. lol

It's a comfort issue.

[Icewater]

Ditto on the wide feet. Is there a good MA shoe out there that is wide? Currently I wear Discipline low-tops.

[GeneChing]

We have authentic Feiyues in black (http://www.martialartsmart.net/4535k.html) and white (http://www.martialartsmart.net/45353l.html) now. In fact, we are the only ones to carry the authentic black ones until the other companies catch up (see my infomercial (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/article.php?article=546)).

As for the smells, we take no responsibility of the fragrant aromas that waft off any Chinese product. American deodorizers are king!

As for the sizing - they do stretch. I have a wide foot, and Feiyues always seem tight to me at first, but then loosen up later. My last pair was actually a size too small, but I still managed to cope and wore them out.

[SevenStar]

I agree with everyone - feiyue's are excellent.

[rogue]

How do they run length wise?

[Tak]

Well, they're stretchy, you know, and that little reservoir at the tip is kind of annoying, but all right, I guess...