do you like boxers...?

[atsai]

What's in your underwear drawers? And which one do the ladies prefer? :confused:

I'm thinking about switching back to briefs; leg movements probably will be less restrictive (when I do kung fu--see, im on topic).

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[jameswebsteruk]

None! Commando, baby...

The chalice from the palace has the pellet with the poison,
The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

[scotty1]

I agree with the above. Could be dodgy in some situations though. :p

[Chang Style Novice]

Boxers are very good dogs. They have that 'squashed face' thing going on that makes some people think they are very mean and vicious, but in fact they are one of the friendliest breeds. They love people and other dogs, and get so excited that when they wag their tails, the entire hindquarters of the dog oscillates.

Boxers are very energetic and mischevious, though, so anyone adopting one should be prepared to give it plenty of daily excercize and obedience training. Fortunately, they are also extremely intelligent and trainable.

Boxers get their name from the distinctive way they play, which is to stand up on their hind legs and bat at a playmate with their front paws. My first dog was a boxer, and on one occasion he caught me in the nose and bloodied it!

I have no idea what a boxer would be doing in the underwear drawer, except looking for something on which to chew or with which to play tugofwar. Ladies seem to like them a lot, once they get to know 'em. At first the 'squash face' thing makes them a little apprehensive.

What any of this has to do with leg movements, I am clueless.

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[old jong]

I lost my good old boxer last summer.He died of an heart attack right in front of me in the house! He was 11 years old. His name was Popeye! That dog really kept me on my toes and he was "something" to train but he was so friendly that you could not help but forgive him for all his "dogtricks"
BTW, I prefer and wear boxers.I would post a pic of me in some but I don't know how!...No,don,t tell me how! ;)

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Les écrits restent!...

[Water Dragon]

I have a 2 year old brindle male named Noble Storm Front. I just call him Storm Dawg.

Here's a pic:

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Prairie/9088/file098a.jpg

You may take my life, but you will never take my Freedom

[Ryu]

Aw,
Old Jong, sorry about your dog, man.

Ryu

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"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

[JWTAYLOR]

I always liked playing in boxes as a child.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

[KC Elbows]

My boxers have jumped out of the underwear drawer and formed a sort of mob by the bath. I will not stand for this sort of rebellion!

[Kung Lek]

CSN- that "squashed face" term is "Naso-Cephalic"

it is a trait of dogs that have been overly hybridized followed by generation after generationof inbreeding.

poor little hillbilly dogs that they are, there are a large variety of these types of dog and they generally need a great deal of care to ensure a good life span.

Dog's have good kung fu skills by nature, they don't need the time and effort that we humans put into developing our kung fu.

Cat's even less so. A cat and a dog in the same house? The Cat rules, period, with very few exceptions.

Also, boxers and commando are my preference, although being that I have a scottish heritage, we prefer the term "regimental".

:D

Kung Lek

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[Water Dragon]

There is a good reason Boxers have the pushed in nose. They were originally used as hunting dogs in Germany to pull down boar and other big game. The nose was developed so that they could hang onto these animals and still breathe until the hunters caught up. I LOVE Boxer trivia!!!

You may take my life, but you will never take my Freedom

[sultanpro]

I like Tyson, Lewis, Ali, Duran, and Lennord.

:)

Its not what goes in a man that defile's him, its what comes out.

[Chang Style Novice]

Water Dragon is correct about the reason Boxers were bred for nasocephalic (whatta word!) facial features. But Kung Lek is correct in saying the poor guys are inbred. In addition to their respiratory problems, the exaggerated deep chest and narrow waist of the boxer causes gastrointestinal difficulties, usually just flatulence, but occassionally more serious health hazards as well. Poor Popeye with his heart attack is a good example of the problems of inbreeding - 11 years is a pretty good run for a Boxer.

Here's a really cute photo I found on Google that perfectly captures a typical Boxer personality.

http://www.sillychilly.com/image61.jpg

For what it's worth, Buck (my Boxer) and Uzza (my father's Boxer who took Buck's place in our home) would totally terrorize Mehitabel, the cat one of his old girlfriends abandoned to our care. Of course, Mehitabel was a pretty sorry excuse for a cat

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[Martial Joe]

I thought this was going to be a thread on boxing... :D

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I am Sharky's main man...

[nightair]

martial joe you took the words right out of my mouth. :D

DOH!!

[atsai]

Great, now I want a dog... :)

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[old jong]

Chang Style Novice talked about Health and "Flatulence" problems of the Boxer.Well,it is true!...Picture this: A quiet evening.You are watching a good movie.Everything is perfect.Your dog is watching you with loving and almost human eyes and suddenly you hear...PPPPZZZZZZZIITTT..PUT...PUT...PSHHHH !!! :eek: You have to run to the windows to get some oxigen and recover from the gas filling the whole house!
Boxers can produce "Tank Abbot" class flatulences.
Btw Thanks for your concern RYU. :)

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Les écrits restent!...

[Mojo]

I can't stand Barbara Boxer.

[CanadianBadAss]

Wearing boxers... u people make me sick, I think I should report you people to PETA.
Besides, snake skin clothes are so much more sexy...

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[WongFeHung]

Canadian, could you send me that WongFeHung@aol.com
also, anyone try dropping into a horse wearing boxers? (ding-ding)I dunno, feels kinda funny.

[Kung Lek]

Skarbro-

Ali IS King o'the ring forever and for all time!

man, that guy was an awesome fighter. In fact it was Ali who inspired me to learn martial arts.

peace

Kung Lek

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[CanadianBadAss]

Do u mean send you the animation? I'm just getting it from http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SydesJokes-Pics/files/Pictures/m/martialarts.gif

but if u want it all u have to do is copy it, then paste it in a word ducment or somthing.

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[WongFeHung]

thanx paul that was great!

[straight blast]

I like to wear my Muay Thai boxer shorts under my clothes..."Just in case..." :cool:

"Through strength, learn gentleness. Through gentleness, strength will prevail"

[FeloniousMonk]

I, the mighty Fellonious Monk wear briefs. Many of my followers question this, saying "Oh holy Fellonious, why do you wear briefs when the majority of women prefer boxers?" I always tell them the same thing. "My foolish friends, in battle it is the wise choice to have your (ock and b@lls as close to you as possible, if not your manhood will fall prey and thus you will be nothing more than a eunich. I know this for I have fought many men who prefered boxers, now they prefer silk panties. I challenge all who wear boxers, yes all!

the unbeatable felonious Monk

The unbeatable Felonious Monk

[Stumblefist]

Semi-bikini briefs rule.
About 1 and a half inch t o 2 inch at the hip, not too narow or everythng doesn't keep in place, not too wide or you can't kick high or go low.
keep em safe, guard the jewel, don't want em flopping around in throwing and rolling.

"It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me"

[atsai]

Keeping your package in place is good; I don't get why people enjoy these thing dangling around.

Now how about the concern that briefs reduce sperm counts?

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[FeloniousMonk]

Art, for the worlds sake, I hope they do lower the sperm count. Afterall if there were another unbeatable Felonious Monk, like myself, we would rule the world.

The unbeatable Felonious Monk

[Sharky]

i live in a box

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.