Looking for Battle Ready machine guns

[fanzi]

Can someone tell me where I can buy machine guns that are ready for battle? I need to be ready for battle at a moments notice. I am only interested in machine guns that are battle ready. They must be ready to use in a battle. I battle often so they have to be ready. I checked the MAM site and wasn't able to find any that were really Battle Ready.

Wanna battle?
You ready?

[tug]

Dude, you live in NYC? You can get them on the street here with the right contacts.

BTW, I live in Brooklyn, but I'm not battle ready myself...yet.

[Starchaser107]

1.5:p

[Friendless Tool]

I hope everyone on this forum can appreciate the pure genius our friend fanzi has just displayed here.

[MantisFistMonk]

:D

That was hilarious.

[tug]

Hook, line, and sinker here.

[Shaolinlueb]

"f*ck the rap battles, what about gat battles?"~Dead Prez

[Kristoffer]

:)