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Meat Shake
10-26-2004, 09:17 AM
Humans sweat, we have a thumb, and we have cognitive thinking ability (or at least most of us do) ;)...

If you could have the natural defense of any single animal, which would it be (What animal, what defense?)?
Why?

Ill give my answer in a bit.
;)
MasterKiller
10-26-2004, 09:21 AM
Skunk.
Indestructible
10-26-2004, 09:29 AM
Red Crested Northern Warbling WoodP3ck3r
EarthDragon
10-26-2004, 09:56 AM
Im biased so I would have to say the praying mantis.
its hunting techniques and lighting fast reflexes say it all. oh and the forearms studded with razor sharp spikes is a nice feature to boot!
red5angel
10-26-2004, 10:25 AM
I'd stick with the human animal, we have trigger fingers....
MasterKiller
10-26-2004, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by EarthDragon
Im biased so I would have to say the praying mantis.
its hunting techniques and lighting fast reflexes say it all. oh and the forearms studded with razor sharp spikes is a nice feature to boot! If praying mantis is so good, how come males always lose their heads?
Meat Shake
10-26-2004, 10:47 AM
"If praying mantis is so good, how come males always lose their heads?"

Yeah, gotta say that I like getting head a lot better than losing one.

:eek:

:D

Im not sure... ***** toads are pretty hardcore... They have spikes and shoot blood from their eyes.
I cant think of many people who wouldnt be a little shook up if I started shooting blood at them via my eye sockets.
:)
Reggie1
10-26-2004, 10:51 AM
Whatever snake (some type of cobra I think) that spits venom. I'd love to be able to hock up a big nasty one and blind somebody w/ a good loogie.
FatherDog
10-26-2004, 10:58 AM
Platypi. They have poison spurs, and they can sense other animals bioelectricity without having to see them visually. Platypi pwn.
EarthDragon
10-26-2004, 11:03 AM
they lose thier heads cuz the biatches bite them off after they cum. what a way to go eh?

still in the insect world they are bad a$$
Chang Style Novice
10-26-2004, 12:21 PM
If you think they'd sh!t a brick when you squirt blood out of yer eyeballs at em, imagine what they'll do when they grab you and suddenly feel 10,000 volts!

Yeah, electric eels have the ultimate anti-grappling technique!