The Earth dragon rant and observation thread

[SevenStar]

dude... post your observations here (http://www.kungfuusa.net/images/photo_page/021.jpg) and leave the other thread be.

[CaptinPickAxe]

LOL!

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by SevenStar
Now, if you post something pertinent to a recent awakening you've had, by all means, post it. oh well...

[red5angel]

I can see you are no more gorwn up then the oher childern on here. whos diiiick did you suck to become a moderater? oh wait I forgot its a volunteer job.

I love this guy, and I'll break it down in detail so you can love him too.

See, ED has habit of accusing those who oppose his views as "immature" or not "grown up" and almost everytime he follows up with some immature slam.

On top of that most of those slams are low brow, and unintelligent slams on the level of an angry 4th grader. I'm just waiting for the "your momma" jokes.

So he not only makes a claim, but then contradicts himself in the same paragraph, multiple times!!!

I also love ED because he continues to try to convince us that he is open minded but has a hard time trying to explain anything that he believes in without falling to baseless opinions and supportless "facts".

At the very least ED, you put a smile on my face.

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by red5angel
I'm just waiting for the "your momma" jokes.


Yo mama so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

[EarthDragon]

well clever trever I learned it all from you .... but at least I make you smile..............

[Meat Shake]

Yo mama so fat, when she try to get out of bed she rocks her fat ass back to sleep. Snap!

Mmm... Good ol 4th grade. ;)

[red5angel]

well clever trever I learned it all from you

another 4th grade classic! You should have said "I'm rubber...."

[MasterKiller]

Yo mama like Pac Man. Three men for a quarter.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama so poor, her welcome mat just says, "wel ?"

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by EarthDragon
seven star,
I can see you are no more gorwn up then the oher childern on here. whos diiiick did you suck to become a moderater? oh wait I forgot its a volunteer job.

your mom's, actually...

[SevenStar]

yo momma so dumb she stared at an empty box of orange juice because it said "made from concentrate"

[Water Dragon]

yo mama so black, she has to put on a white glove to eat a Tootsie Roll.

[SevenStar]

yo momma's like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn

[Water Dragon]

Look Bro, just cause yo mama suck dick in a phone booth, that don't make her a call girl.

[EarthDragon]

my mothers dead seven star, so I dont think that is appropiate to asay anything like that.

why would you talk about someone's mother.

and you call yourself a moderator?

[Water Dragon]

ED, if you need some mama jokes, I'll PM you a couple.

If you're just looking for pity, you're already the most pitiful person on this forum.

So either way, we gots ya covered man.

[Meat Shake]

Yo mama so fat that when she ****s it takes 3 hours to come out.

[Mr Punch]

Doesn't ED stand for Erectile Dysfunction?

[SevenStar]

the only difference between yo momma and a washing machine is that after I dump a load in the washing machine, it won't follow me around

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

[EarthDragon]

No theres just certain things people should'nt joke about.

[red5angel]

Doesn't ED stand for Erectile Dysfunction?

you shouldn't joke about that Mat, Earth Dragon has ED and there athings you shouldn't joke about.







:D

[brothernumber9]

yo mama got no toes and complains her flip flops don't fit.

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by brothernumber9
yo mama got no toes and complains her flip flops don't fit.

lol

Yo mama's missing so many teeth, when she smiles it looks like her tongue's in jail.

[Nevermind]

Yo' mama's armpits so hairy, it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama got a glass eye with a fish in it.

[Meat Shake]

Yo mama got a pegleg, wit a kickstand!
Yo mama, yo mama, yo mama!

[Kristoffer]

I'm underground.. like EarthDragons mom

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama got a leather afro with strap on side burns.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

[BentMonk]

Man, some of these were funny. This one came from my 10 year old daughter. "Your Momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out." Kind of gives a whole new meaning to "Taste the rainbow." doesn't it? :p