Ultimate Kung Fu moves thread [Archive]

EarthDragon

11-01-2004, 12:57 PM

the qoute on you porfile has nothing to do with disrespecting you personally. Nor does it have to do with david ross.

I asked him to come up and fight me, he declined and said it was to far for him to drive.
But what does that have to do with having some respect for my mother? One has absolutly no effect or relation to the other and Im sure you would'nt want that done to you so again would you please remove that.... that's not a lot to ask of you I wouldnt think, thank you

CaptinPickAxe

11-01-2004, 01:01 PM

Kris is the ORA's beloved Swede...good luck trying to convence him to do anything. ORAist are stubborn to boot.

red5angel

11-01-2004, 01:03 PM

I'll show you respect if you show me respect. I'll take down the quote if you back up your words and fight Ross. Simple as that.

fukking awesome, kristoffer, you're my new hero.

MasterKiller

11-01-2004, 01:08 PM

Uh oh. What styles does Kristoffer study? I can almost hear Red5 flipping through the yellow pages to find a school...

red5angel

11-01-2004, 01:12 PM

uh oh, there you go hurting MK's teachers feelings kristoffer.....

Kristoffer

11-01-2004, 01:13 PM

I understand what you mean. But I don't like people who don't put action behind their words. In my world when someone challenges another guy, he should seek up him not the other way around.

Pecking me and others for sympathy won't get you far. See me as your teacher. Either you learn how to not take things so personal, from people on a public forum you never met -Or you learn to live with my quote.
I'm not being mean, I promise I will take it down if you fight Ross. There shouldn't be any more questions about this, I think I've covered it all?

Kristoffer

11-01-2004, 01:17 PM

btw I didn't plan to hurt no feelins yo

Meat Shake

11-01-2004, 01:21 PM

Kristoffer kicked me in the jimmy and made fun of my over weight handicapped child.

Edit: I have just realized that I have unintentionally placed the word "porn" in my avatar twice.
:eek:

EarthDragon

11-01-2004, 01:23 PM

He has already made his excuse, I'm too far to drive.I'm in the middle of nowhere, none lives in buffalo........ yadda yadda yadda
Its not up to me to go to him I asked him to fight me he should put up or shut up not the other way around. if he wants to back up what he has said he should be the first o prove it!

That and I think he knows that I would win, he coaches now he doesnt fight, plus he would say I'm not in his weight or height catagory, he's 5'6 and 170lbs. I'm 6'2 and 232 so that would be his next excuse.

But again I still dont know what having that on your profile proves anything other than being dispresepctful of someone mother. One has nothing to do with the other.

CaptinPickAxe

11-01-2004, 01:26 PM

no moron, your the challenger, you go to him, Dimwitt. Its custom...

Excuse are like *******s, ED, everyone has them and they all stink. Its just so happens you have more than most people.

red5angel

11-01-2004, 01:26 PM

YOU fukking challenged HIM dude. Stop making up lame ass excuses, it's just fukking weak sauce dude.

Meat Shake

11-01-2004, 01:27 PM

weak sauce?
I dont ever want that on my french fries.

ED - Coach ross has a boxing ring if im not mistaken... Unless you guys want to duke it out in an alley with broken glass... which would be way cooler. We could play michael jackson's "thriller" in the background while you fought.

WinterPalm

11-01-2004, 01:28 PM

If Earthdragon's mother is dead, you shouldn't have that in your signature. That is a *******ization of everything this art stands for. It is disgusting. This isn't kung fu, this is teenage idiots.:(

lkfmdc

11-01-2004, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by EarthDragon
Its not up to me to go to him I asked him to fight me

Dude, you really do come on like a comic book

If you challenge me, it is up to you to come to me.... you can bug step it all you like, but that's the reality. You claimed you are only and I quote "a couple of hours away" so why don't you come to me?

CaptinPickAxe

11-01-2004, 01:28 PM

Also, you must be a ****in' moron to think that its better to fight on your inch thick mats as opposed to his fully furnished gym that has A BOXING RING.

Your excuses stink like...nevermind. That's too low of a blow...you might tell on me, littleboy.

Kristoffer

11-01-2004, 01:36 PM

You can argue all you want. My terms are still on.
Thank's to Ora'istas for your support.
Meat Shake you make me go lofl with that 'thriller in the backround' :D
allah akhbar

norther practitioner

11-01-2004, 01:37 PM

We haven't had this much squable since the advent of boggle.

lkfmdc

11-01-2004, 01:41 PM

I challenged Rickson Gracie, Mike Tyson, Benny the Jet, Rulon Gardner and Vanderlei Silva, I told them they have to come to me since I challenged them

Since they all declined I am clearly the best BJJ, Boxing, Kickboxing, wrestling and MMA fighter of all time

(feel free to insert sarcasm here)

:rolleyes:

Meat Shake

11-01-2004, 01:46 PM

"This isn't kung fu, this is teenage idiots."

Sifu teaches how to fight. Parents should teach the rest.

I dont care about ED, LKFMDC,etc etc etc... battling it out. I will however randomly interject my asenine statements into your arguments as I see fit.
Regards-
Meat "The 7th wonder of cambodia" Shake

norther practitioner

11-01-2004, 01:54 PM

If people new what meat shake was.. maybe they'd get it..

Do you want meat fries with that.

Ray Pina

11-01-2004, 01:55 PM

It's not cool or classy to attack someone's mother, especially if she is dead.

No one's going anywhere, and everyone will just keep talking smack. Mr. Ross has proven that he can train fighters to fight and win. ED, you don't have to fight MR. Ross to prove anything. You don't have to prove anything. But if you wanted to prove that you can fight, just post some footage of yourself fighting in an open event against a non school mate ... it's pretty simple.

Meat Shake

11-01-2004, 01:59 PM

No meat fries, but women everywhere are going crazy for the all new hot meat injection!
:eek:

:D

red5angel

11-01-2004, 02:02 PM

Its not up to me to go to him I asked him to fight me

holllllyyyyyy sheeeeeit. I didn't even see that! DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS!!!!!!!! Moron of the year.

Vash

11-01-2004, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Meat Shake
Sifu teaches how to fight. Parents should teach the rest.

Dayum. I need to start smoking weed so I can get all profound and sh*t.

[]quote]Originally posted by EvolutionFist
it's not cool or classy to attack someone's mother, especially if she is dead.

For some reason, this made be laugh. Out loud. Whilst rolling on the floor.

Meat Shake

11-01-2004, 04:49 PM

Yes, smoking copious amounts of doobage will lead to such eloquent and enthralling conversations such as
"Hey dude"
"what?"
"Are you hungry?"
"Huh?"
"Nevermind."
Or
"Dude"
"Yah"
"F*ck... I forgot what I was gonna say."

Kristoffer

11-02-2004, 04:53 AM

Dead mothers, don't hit back

Shaolinlueb

11-02-2004, 05:38 AM

Originally posted by Kristoffer
Dead mothers, don't hit back

dude thats just wrong.

Kristoffer

11-02-2004, 05:45 AM

No, it's true

humble-one

11-02-2004, 06:05 AM

I can't believe your insulting someones dead mother!

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 06:11 AM

wtf is wrong with people here? thats 10 times worst than trolling and people are defending it likes it cool to make fun of someones death mother..... if being able to fight does that to you then i dont want any part of it....

Kristoffer

11-02-2004, 06:19 AM

you're not part of it

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 06:23 AM

part of what?!

humble-one

11-02-2004, 06:25 AM

its a public forum you made everyone part of it by posting it on here.

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 06:39 AM

Its easy to say that people should just ignore the posts that they dont agree with, but when this bs crosses over to every single thread it becomes hard to avoid and more than alittle annoying. There are thousands of KFM members who have as much right to enjoy the forum as you do. Frankly im tired of seeing the same threads about San Da, just worded differently, but it doesn't mean i dont respect Coach Ross.

As far as i'm concerned this whole thing is between ED and Coach Ross. But since you think its ok to add your 2 cents i think its necessary to say that your acting like a complete ****. Besides the fact that challenge matches are pointless and unimportant in the long run, your just using it as an excuse to post garbage about someones deceased mother. Which makes you 20 times worse than someone who couldn't fight a house cat.

I guess seeing someones blood spill is more important than not coming off as a heartless piece of ****.... :o

CaptinPickAxe

11-02-2004, 06:50 AM

Kris, you made the sig...

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 06:52 AM

and dude...

if your gonna be offensive atleast make it funny....

red5angel

11-02-2004, 08:20 AM

I guess seeing someones blood spill is more important than not coming off as a heartless piece of ****....

Actually, seeing a spineless peice of crap man-up is more important then coming off as a heartless piece of ****.
Earth Dragon wants to challenge real fighters he's got to be willing to really fight.

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 08:53 AM

dont change the subject.....

......and people wonder why martial artists will never get respect....

even the chinese dont have such a narrow view of martial arts...

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by red5angel
Actually, seeing a spineless peice of crap man-up is more important then coming off as a heartless piece of ****.
Earth Dragon wants to challenge real fighters he's got to be willing to really fight.

you have your priorities twisted.

if its really all that important to you then stop standing behind Coach Ross to represent you real fighters out there and go fight him yourself. if its not important enough to pay for a cheap plane ticket then why waste energy ranting on and on about it?

humble-one

11-02-2004, 08:59 AM

Just because theres a challenge involved doesnt mean its ok to say that **** about his mother. Makes me wonder what it means when you say real fighters. A bunch of loud mouth thugs i presume.

Water Dragon

11-02-2004, 09:04 AM

lol

I agree that the mother comment is uncalled for, but you guys need to realize that ED was talking all kind of smack and then brought up that his mother passed away in what I can only call a cry for pity. It backfired on him. He should have kept his private business private.

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 09:19 AM

geez

so that makes it ok? no one is gonna be mature and take the high road? most of those jokes came after the fact.

....do i hafta get into momma joke etiquette? once someone mentions their mother is deceased, shes officially off limits. where i come from if you still choose to go there, its wise to take out health insurance beforehand. but then again its so much easier not to look someone in the face and spout nonsense behind a keyboard

besides.....its about him and his skill, NOT about his family.

im only 18 and i have enough sense to know that.....

Water Dragon

11-02-2004, 09:22 AM

Bro, you need to pick up a copy of Hooked on Phonics and go re-read the thread. None of the mama jokes were directed at ED.

ED was talking all this smack and asked Sev who's c*** he sucked. Sev replied, "Yo mama's". That's when ED started crying about his mom's passing away.

No. That doesn't make everything all right, but deserved or not, ED pretty much asked for what he's getting right now.

red5angel

11-02-2004, 09:30 AM

if its really all that important to you then stop standing behind Coach Ross to represent you real fighters out there and go fight him yourself. if its not important enough to pay for a cheap plane ticket then why waste energy ranting on and on about it?

like waterdragon said, ED talked all sorts of smack and made it seem like Ross wouldn't have to expend any real energy or money to meet him to fight. However ED doesn't want to back up his tough guy talk h deserves what he gets.

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by Water Dragon
Bro, you need to pick up a copy of Hooked on Phonics and go re-read the thread. None of the mama jokes were directed at ED.

So im underground like Earth Dragons mom refers to who?

EarthDragon

11-02-2004, 11:15 AM

This is the point I'm trying to make, The crap talk was between me and ross, never did I mention anyone in his family.
When 2 people are talking crap to one another thats fine, both parties are invloved, but to bring someone else especially one that is deceased is just wrong.
So I deserve to have that in someones sig?
My comment wast to seven star, he didnt even put that in his why is kris?
Again crap talking between two people that are both doing it is fine but including family is nothing to joke about.

Mention your momma to a black guy, your fighting no matter what you have said about him you just dont go there. People should have some more respect.
We are all matial artists and learn and share a common love but to get persoanl about a challenge THAT DOESNT EVEN INCLUDE YOU is ridiculous and down right disgusting kris!

red5angel

11-02-2004, 11:18 AM

We are all matial artists and learn and share a common love but to get persoanl about a challenge THAT DOESNT EVEN INCLUDE YOU is ridiculous and down right disgusting kris!

stop pretending to be a tough guy or back up your claims. You want to be the big bad sifu, then stop blowing smoke and man-up. Otherwise take your medicine.

Water Dragon

11-02-2004, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by FuXnDajenariht
So im underground like Earth Dragons mom refers to who?

Was that comment made before or after ED came around sniffing for attention? OK then...

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 11:23 AM

before or after what? do you even understand the quote?

FuXnDajenariht

11-02-2004, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by red5angel
stop pretending to be a tough guy or back up your claims. You want to be the big bad sifu, then stop blowing smoke and man-up. Otherwise take your medicine.

Everyone understand why it takes 10 years to become a doctor?

EarthDragon

11-02-2004, 11:30 AM

whats the difference? before or after? does it matter? If you mom was dying from cancer would you want someone to put something disrepectful about her? or joke about her dying? or being dead? I mean realy guys you can be that fcuking clod hearted....... beacuse as you said (I came around and was sniffing or wanted attention? WTF

red5angel

11-02-2004, 11:33 AM

suck it up ED. You want to be the big bad tough guy then act tough and stop whining like a sissy. I think Kristoffer has amde an excellent point. You wanna talk tough on the internet but can't handle the heat?

Water Dragon

11-02-2004, 11:36 AM

I understand ED. I'm not advocating cutting up on anyone's dead mama. I've already stated that I feel that's uncalled for.

But don't come on a thread where everyone is cutting up and having a good time and start that $hit.

We're having a good laugh tossing mama jokes back and forth. Sev makes one comment (because YOU made a very offensive statement yourself) and you come on whining to everyone about your mother's passing away.

Don't think I don't feel any sympathy for your mother's passing. I do, and I will offer my condolences to you right now.

But you basically came on that thread attention whoring for pity. No one was cutting up on your mother and you know it. You just want people to say, "Oh, poor ED. Look how mean those people are picking on him."

I don't agree with some of the comments made after you brought that up. but the fact is YOU brought it up.

EarthDragon

11-02-2004, 11:39 AM

Whatever, I am done posting on this board.

everyone enjoy yourselves....................be well, train hard

Water Dragon

11-02-2004, 11:40 AM

Don't let the browser hit you in the ass on the way out.

Kristoffer

11-02-2004, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by FuXnDajenariht
So im underground like Earth Dragons mom refers to who?

Me. And as you might have noticed, I don't care 'how I come off'. WD and red5 have gotten the point of what I did too.

I knew ED was full of ****. And I had a hunch he would leave instead of backing up his words. This thread has served it's purpose. Good night.