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Judge Pen
11-04-2004, 06:45 AM
Tomorrow's the big day. ACL reconstruction with possible meniscus repair vs. removal. Needless to say, I'll be out-of-pocket with my training for a while.

ShaolinTiger00
11-04-2004, 06:50 AM
good luck.

fwiw, I tore my lateral meniscus this summer by a freak heelhook accident. (legs were tangled and i zigged, he zagged and my knee was stuck.)

I had the tear removed and was working out again in less than 4 weeks.

It's been less than 6 mo. now and I'm not 100%, but can do almost everything that I was doing before. although some things like walking up and down stairs still aggrivate it.

DO YOUR PHYSICAL THERAPY. take it very seriously. You will be recovering ahead of the projection.

David Jamieson
11-04-2004, 08:09 AM
so you're not going for the ass implants then?

red5angel
11-04-2004, 08:11 AM
good luck JP! Let us know how it comes out!

Judge Pen
11-04-2004, 08:13 AM
I'm going for the Britney Spears knee surgery. I go in for the knee and come out with C cups. :eek:

David Jamieson
11-04-2004, 08:16 AM
boobs are gonna look square on ya dude.

Judge Pen
11-04-2004, 08:31 AM
But I'll never have to leave the house again. And I'm going for the nice round look.

David Jamieson
11-04-2004, 08:37 AM
boobs on a man look square no matter how round they are.

Radhnoti
11-04-2004, 11:32 AM
Best wishes JP. I'll keep my fingers crossed for a quick recovery.

MonkeySlap Too
11-04-2004, 12:18 PM
Good luck man. Remember to ask for no anesthetic... you want to stare that surgeon in the eye when he cuts you, let him know he can't get away with it... no, wait, never mind... um Good Luck.

Reggie1
11-04-2004, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Kung Lek
boobs on a man look square no matter how round they are.

I'd ask how you know that, but I honestly think I'd rather not hear.:D

Judge Pen
11-10-2004, 01:00 PM
1. Britney lied: You do not get boobs from just having knee surgery.

2. You really don't feel anything as long as you take the nice pills they give you.

3. PTs get paid to hurt you.

4. Your quad turns to jelly as soon as they cut your knee.

5. Not being able to drive really sux arse

6. I'll take sympathy booty as often as I can.

7. Getting sympathy booty with my mom in town taking care of me reminds me of my high school days.

8. It's amazing what you can learn to do while on one leg

9. Horse stance training will suk that much more when I get the brace off.

10. If I can get back to training in 6 months it will all be worth the effort.

red5angel
11-10-2004, 01:03 PM
6. I'll take sympathy booty as often as I can.


8. It's amazing what you can learn to do while on one leg

:p

MasterKiller
11-10-2004, 01:11 PM
7. Getting sympathy booty with my mom reminds me of my high school days. :confused:

Judge Pen
11-10-2004, 01:13 PM
You left out the "in town" MK. I havent' had to sneak around to get booty in a while.

sean_stonehart
11-10-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Judge Pen
1. Britney lied: You do not get boobs from just having knee surgery.

2. You really don't feel anything as long as you take the nice pills they give you.

3. PTs get paid to hurt you.

4. Your quad turns to jelly as soon as they cut your knee.

5. Not being able to drive really sux arse

6. I'll take sympathy booty as often as I can.

7. Getting sympathy booty with my mom in town taking care of me reminds me of my high school days.

8. It's amazing what you can learn to do while on one leg

9. Horse stance training will suk that much more when I get the brace off.

10. If I can get back to training in 6 months it will all be worth the effort.

1) Thank God... you'd look funny in a C Cup...
2) True but you're not supposed to drink ... :mad:
3) True
4) True
5) See #6
6) Attaboy
7) Careful... she's still mom...
8) See #6 & #7
9) Depends on what kind of horse training my fellow young Padawan :cool:
10) Most definately...