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lamakwoklee
11-12-2004, 07:03 AM
Son: Mom, I'm pullin' up stakes and relocatin'!

Mom: That's great son! Did ya' get a new job?

Son: Nope.

Mom: Are ya' goin' away ta' college?

Son: Nope.

Mom: Ya gittin' married?

Son: Nope.

Mom: Well what the hell ya do'in?

Son: I'm go'in away ta' learn kung fu!

(Insert laugh track now.) :D :D :D

Mom: Son... YOU'RE A A*****E!!!
CAN'T YA' JUST ASK FOR A SET A VCD'S! :confused:!
MasterKiller
11-12-2004, 07:29 AM
Just find a different school and quit whining.
SPJ
11-12-2004, 08:46 AM
Relocate from home to study in the school you desire.

Best of luck.

Seek what you need and what you desire.

Mom usually supports whatever is the best for her kid. If the kid is happy, Mom is happy, too.

VCD is a good info, too.

But no books, no video info will take the place of a good teacher.

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.

So they said.

:D
FuXnDajenariht
11-12-2004, 09:37 AM
shweet....a kung fu journey, old skool style...buuut you kinda do need alotta money nowadays. no need to make urself homeless for kung fu training..
lamakwoklee
11-12-2004, 10:53 AM
MasterKiller,

I forgive you. I know you're doing the best you can to keep up. We'll still let you sit at the grown folks table.

Lamakwoklee
MasterKiller
11-12-2004, 11:07 AM
You've already pizzed off the two guys here who could have given you Lama forms. You're on a roll....
lamakwoklee
11-12-2004, 11:15 AM
You know, I pizz off so many guys. It's too hard to keep up. If you're serious about helping me, but you've taken offense to something I wrote, PM me. If your just a "troll". Get in your snappy one-liner and go already. Don't make a lifestyle out of being a "flamer".
MasterKiller
11-12-2004, 11:23 AM
You must be programmed for ettiquette and protocol. Too bad you don't speak Bachi.
lamakwoklee
11-12-2004, 11:26 AM
MasterKiller,

So you do have a sense of humor.

LKL
lamakwoklee
11-13-2004, 10:08 PM
MasterKiller,

Isn't "Bachi" a game old folks play in the nursing home?

LKL
SPJ
11-14-2004, 08:58 AM
The tiles game is called Ma Jiang or Mojhong or--

Bachi or Ba Ji means 8 zones divided by the front vs rear, left vs right, top vs bottom.

It is used to be called Ba Zi or rake fist.

It is widely practiced in Meng village. It is though to be originated from Moslem community in China.
lamakwoklee
11-14-2004, 12:30 PM
SPM,

I must consult the I Ching to predict when you'll get the double entendre.

LKL
SPJ
11-14-2004, 12:49 PM
You are right.

I have no idea what kind of games they played in the nursing home.

But Ma Jiang is popular for any age group.

Probability, memorization of tiles shown, intentions, holding the tiles needed, chances of having a final match, --

All these are more than double thinkings and may indeed be too much and thus not suited in a nursing home.

Tai Chi exercise may be better than Bachi or whatever.

:confused:
lamakwoklee
11-14-2004, 12:56 PM
SPM,

I know what Ba Ji Quan is. I know what Bachi Ball is. I also know what a pedant is.

LKL
SPJ
11-14-2004, 01:05 PM
Cool.
SevenStar
11-14-2004, 01:06 PM
I thought old folks played canasta...
rubthebuddha
11-14-2004, 01:13 PM
no, they just watch matlock. (http://www.the-ocean.com/simpsons/others/oldman.wav)
MasterKiller
11-15-2004, 07:54 AM
Bachi is the Binary language of moisture evaporators on Tattooine, guys. Lighten up. :p
SPJ
11-15-2004, 08:21 AM
Oops.

:D