ATTN: Khun Kao

[Water Dragon]

Queens Pawn to D-4

[red5angel]

can't you get a better opening then that? ;) You better be playin' black.

[Water Dragon]

I don't know. I feel it's a lot safer to open with the Queenside Pawn. Otherwise, you're allowing Blacks Queen to come out and dominate the board early. Wanna play Red?

[Khun Kao Charuad]

Nf6

Nothing wrong with a Queen Pawn opening. Its more conservative, but strategically sound. I prefer Kings Pawn Openings when I play white because I like to be on attack.

[Water Dragon]

Nf3

[Khun Kao Charuad]

g6

[Water Dragon]

nc3

[Kristoffer]

the tension is unbarrable

[Khun Kao Charuad]

bg7

[Water Dragon]

E3

[norther practitioner]

BINGO!!!!


oh, sorry, wrong game

[Khun Kao Charuad]

d6

[Chang Style Novice]

Squirtle, I CHOOSE YOU!

[Water Dragon]

BD3

[norther practitioner]

Yatzee!

****, I'll get this right soon.

[Khun Kao Charuad]

e5

[norther practitioner]

JENGA!

[Water Dragon]

D4-E5

[norther practitioner]

Gin!

[Khun Kao Charuad]

d6xe5

[Water Dragon]

Pulls Prumb on NP. Spin to the left and right roundhouse to the ribs.

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by Khun Kao Charuad
d4xe5

That was my move. ????

*teeps Khun Kao in the jimmy*

*runs like hell*

-edit-

Did you mean D6-E5?

[norther practitioner]

Shakes it off because wd is a *****..

points out that he's playing chess on kfm forums..

[Khun Kao Charuad]

*drops a jumping axe elbow to NP's spine while WD has him bent over in clinch

(and simultaneously hits Chess Clock timer....)

[norther practitioner]

:rolleyes:


get over yourselves...

[red5angel]

smacks KK's and WD's girls @sses on the way out the door and says "you better get home to yer little boys now, don't want em to get lonely."

[norther practitioner]

I'm sorry.. I meant

Go Fish!

[norther practitioner]

Red do you have any 4s?

[red5angel]

nope go fish!

you got any 6's?

[norther practitioner]

yup... here are 2 6s'

you got any 8s

[red5angel]

****, 3 8's


wait! UNO!!!!!!

[Khun Kao Charuad]

LOL @ you guys!

[norther practitioner]

Sweet...



oh, wait...



King Me!

[red5angel]

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!!!!

[red5angel]

King Me!

or in WD's case "Queen Me!"

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by red5angel
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!!!!

Dude, 11 points for the word quagmire...

shakes boggle board again...

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by red5angel


Ream Me!

[Water Dragon]

KK, did you mean D6-E5 on your last move? You said D4-E5, but that was my move.

*Plays Walt Michalowski Air Guitar*

[Kristoffer]

First rule of chess club is.. never talk about chess club!!

[red5angel]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
Beat Me

[norther practitioner]

KK,


are you ever going to pay up.. you stayed at my hotel at park place....


red, I'll sell you my get out of jail free card.. oh, and look, I passed go, pay up.

[Khun Kao Charuad]

Oh crap! You're right. Your first post got buried behind so much silliness that I totally missed it!

d6xe5

[Water Dragon]

E3-E4

[Khun Kao Charuad]

sorry for the delay, I had to run a call here at work.

Qxd1 (check)

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by Khun Kao Charuad
sorry for the delay, I had to run a call here at work.

Qxd1 (check)

Nope. I have my Bishop on D3

[Khun Kao Charuad]

oh ******. I hate playing by notation. After about round 5, I start to lose track of where the pieces all are....

a5

[Water Dragon]

I have a Chess program on my computer. I just set both players to human so I can look at the board and track all the moves. If you need to, I can list out where all the pieces are for you.

D3-D5
Check

[Khun Kao Charuad]

Is there a downloadable version somewhere? I've been trying to find one all day so that I can keep track of the game without having to wrack my brain.

By the way, your move in incorrect. Don't you mean:

bd3-b5?

[SevenStar]

speaking of chess, I used to love this song:


One Night In Bangkok

By: Murray Head
Bangkok, oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change, don't you know
That when you play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings
Or, or this place

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the God's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
(It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity)
(To be looking at the board, not looking at the city)
What d'ya mean
You seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
(Tea, girls, warm and sweet, sweet)
(Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite)
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would
A muddy old river or reclining Buddha
Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by Khun Kao Charuad
Is there a downloadable version somewhere? I've been trying to find one all day so that I can keep track of the game without having to wrack my brain.

By the way, your move in incorrect. Don't you mean:

bd3-b5?

Yup. that's what I meant. Here's a link to the program I use:

http://quantum.games.tucows.com/preview/328666.html

[Khun Kao Charuad]

I just downloaded that BattleMaster Chess program. How do you set it to 2 human players? I don't see that anywhere.....

[Khun Kao Charuad]

Never mind, I just figured it out....

B

[norther practitioner]

Oh, look at that.. a straight flush

[Water Dragon]

go to game, then go to new game. Set the mind to human for each player.

[Khun Kao Charuad]

correction again!

Should be Bishop to B3....

my bad...

I'm in check. Deciding.....

[norther practitioner]

**** right you're in check, no pay up

[Khun Kao Charuad]

nd2

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by Khun Kao Charuad
nd2

you mean d7. You're playing black.

Pawn to A4

[norther practitioner]

Why does it always have to be a black and white thing with you guys.

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by SevenStar
speaking of chess, I used to love this song:


One Night In Bangkok

By: Murray Head
Bangkok, oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change, don't you know
That when you play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings
Or, or this place

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the God's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
(It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity)
(To be looking at the board, not looking at the city)
What d'ya mean
You seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
(Tea, girls, warm and sweet, sweet)
(Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite)
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would
A muddy old river or reclining Buddha
Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

You are so very, very old.

[norther practitioner]

Would you guys finish up your courting sometime soon....:p

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by FatherDog
You are so very, very old.

but you recognize the song, so what does that say?:p

[SevenStar]

why are you two playing chess when you could be doing something constructive, like kicking eachother?

[red5angel]

sadly, when I saw the lyrics to that song 7*, it got stuck in my head. I owe you a straight punch to the colon for that. Hopefully capoeira will sort of push it out of my head!



Oh, look at that.. a straight flush

My royal beats your straight....

[norther practitioner]

who said it wasn't royal... dweeb.


come on 7, come on 7 daddy needs new shoes.

[Khun Kao Charuad]

Crud! you're right again. Nd7....

[Khun Kao Charuad]

c6

[red5angel]

put it all on red baby!!!!

[red5angel]

BlackJack!!!

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by SevenStar
but you recognize the song, so what does that say?:p

Yeah, but my girlfriend's only 20, so I'm still a spry young thing.

[norther practitioner]

well fd... at least it's legal. Can't say the same about reds new side girl.

[Khun Kao Charuad]

WaterDragon....

Lets continue our game via email.

khun.kao@verizon.net

B

[red5angel]

well fd... at least it's legal. Can't say the same about reds new side girl.

I can't help it your sisters want to have me like your mom did