KFM Picture thread

[Water Dragon]

Post yourself

H2O Dragon (http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/41793f1ez2eda7cc/7a0a/__sr_/fdb2.jpg?pht4knBB_X0SdrzE)

[Shaolinlueb]

where ever did i put that bra pic with my fce superimposed over it?

[Tigrentera]

Me....

[FngSaiYuk]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
Post yourself

H2O Dragon (http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/41793f1ez2eda7cc/7a0a/__sr_/fdb2.jpg?pht4knBB_X0SdrzE)

Redirs me to http://phvrf.yahoo.com/users/41793f1ez2eda7cc/7a0a/__sr_/fdb2.jpg

I don't get name resolution for phvrf.yahoo.com

[unixfudotnet]

http://unixfu.net/~chris/me.jpg

[Water Dragon]

I want Abel's Horse Stance pic!

[SifuAbel]

which one? the standing or the side one?

[SifuAbel]

standing on..........

[Water Dragon]

The one with a guy on each leg. That's historic KFO!

Me and my Shorties (http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/41793f1ez2eda7cc/7a0a/__sr_/44dc.jpg?phb6lnBBza8FCcVV)

[SifuAbel]

LOL! My pic is flying off the shelf!!!

[old jong]

Me...You!... (http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesS/steele_george3.jpg) ;)

[SifuAbel]

Well, he does look like a fat version of my grandpa,

soon enough I guess, LOL!!!

[Chang Style Novice]

I can't see any of WDs pics either.

Lucky for you guys, I don't have any recent shots of my fat gutted self. It's not quite on the level of George "The Animal" Steel, but it ain't pretty.

[Water Dragon]

Try this

[Water Dragon]

Me and my Shorties

[SifuAbel]

repost

Composite I made for a casting site.

[Chang Style Novice]

Yeah, I can see the attached pics - thx.

[Indestructible]

me at work...
http://server5.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=84225-M-1.jpg

[SifuAbel]

Is that really you , or are you trolling? BTW, you try that. I saw your little bullshido post.

And I challenge anybody that doesn't think thats hard to go ahead and try. If you can and show a picture of it. I'll photo myself naked.

[FngSaiYuk]

Originally posted by SifuAbel
Is that really you , or are you trolling? BTW, you try that. I saw your little bullshido post.

And I challenge anybody that doesn't think thats hard to go ahead and try. If you can and show a picture of it. I'll photo myself naked.

Yeah, that's REAL enticement there... way to get people NOT to try it ::grin::

[Indestructible]

Bet you didn't think rodeo clowns knew kung fu, did ya?

[SifuAbel]

Originally posted by FngSaiYuk
Yeah, that's REAL enticement there... way to get people NOT to try it ::grin::

I didn't say I'd post it, just that I'd photo myself. LOL!

But anyway, I'd still like to see someone try and say it was easy.

[FngSaiYuk]

Originally posted by SifuAbel
I didn't say I'd post it, just that I'd photo myself. LOL!

But anyway, I'd still like to see someone try and say it was easy.

Yah I could do it... but then you'd start getting a bit more specific, like 'hey, those 40lb kids of yours don't count!' or something like that ::grin::

[Indestructible]

I'll try it this weekend. Photo results, good or bad.

[SifuAbel]

Alrighty then, guys must be 180 lbs minimum and you got to hold it for 1 minute, low as you can.

Tip, they must step on and off without pushing or pulling off you or you will fall and hurt yourself. No photoshop.

good luck.

[SifuAbel]

Originally posted by FngSaiYuk
Yah I could do it... but then you'd start getting a bit more specific, like 'hey, those 40lb kids of yours don't count!' or something like that ::grin::

well, if you had 8-10 of them, I'd give that one to ya.

[Water Dragon]

lol @ Abel describing how to take two guys at once.

[SifuAbel]

Don't be an arse.

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by SifuAbel
Don't be an arse.

Don't take it in the arse.

[CaptinPickAxe]

<------me


or

[SifuAbel]

Ok, does your wife know about these tendencies of yours?

[FngSaiYuk]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
Don't take it in the arse.

And please, if you EVER do, just DON'T take pix and post it of you taking it in the arse....

[SifuAbel]

You realize some perv is going to post gay porn next.

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by SifuAbel
Ok, does your wife know about these tendencies of yours?

Who gives a $hit. I'm divorcing la pinche sucia

[SifuAbel]

AHHHHHHHHHHH Ok that makes sense, divorce, opening the closet door, troll for dates.

I get it now.

:D Ok enough,

Do you want to take up the challenge? hmmmm?

[FngSaiYuk]

Y'know, I'll take up the challenge as soon as I find some guys who're coordinated enough and weigh at least 180lb.

BTW, the 45 & 55lb kids got on no sweat and thought it was great fun!

[Water Dragon]

Bro, I trained under MonkeySlap's school for 3 years. I'm no stranger to people standing on me during stance work.

Try haveing a 260 pound Korean climbing on your back while holding a 90/10 Cat Stance.

[SifuAbel]

Done it, although, not korean. That changes everything. :rolleyes:

[Water Dragon]

Inside joke. A few people here will catch it. Don't take yourself so seriously Bro.

[SifuAbel]

I'm not.................. :rolleyes:

[red5angel]

I'm the white dude getting ready to slam the black dude. Masterkiller is the blonde dude in the back. He's scared.

[red5angel]

here's the pic:

[red5angel]

why do picture threads alway sturn into Able wanting to post pictures of himself naked threads?

[SevenStar]

me (http://www.geocities.com/kalistawarrior/sevenstar.jpg)

[norther practitioner]

Hey 7*, remind me not too talk anymore **** mmmkay.

[red5angel]

holy Crap! I could totally kick your @ss!!!!!

I would but then it just turn into some big race war and it would get sad. Looks like you got lucky on the whole avoiding death for the song thingy.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by red5angel
holy Crap! I could totally kick your @ss!!!!!

I would but then it just turn into some big race war and it would get sad. Looks like you got lucky on the whole avoiding death for the song thingy.

yeah, yeah, any excuse... :p :D

[SifuAbel]

Originally posted by red5angel
why do picture threads alway sturn into Able wanting to post pictures of himself naked threads?

thstop it....... :D

[rubthebuddha]

el rubby:

[The Willow Sword]

here is a recent pic of me in the chaco ruins in new mexico.

[Starchaser107]

sc107

[David Jamieson]

just a touch actually...

warning: Some may find this graphic to be gestartling. artist joke....thing...heh heh, nm

[SifuAbel]

I see your monochrome and raise you glowing edges and metal effects.

[FngSaiYuk]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
warning: Some may find this graphic to be gestartling. artist joke....thing...heh heh, nm

gestartling... ahhh... yes... haha... funny...

jeez... art geek...

[FatherDog]

http://www.princeton.edu/~moraski2/fdtyler1.jpg

[Vash]

I'll post a pic later. I don't have a recent one, and my camera is . . . well, I don't have one. needta borrow one. later

[Indestructible]

Okay, me for real. Sorry ladies, taken.:D
http://img64.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img64&image=12047.jpg

[red5angel]

http://img64.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img64&image=12047.jpg

woah, she's hot!

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by red5angel
woah, she's hot!

yeah she is.

http://martial.best.vwh.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=506047
im the good looking one on the right.

[red5angel]

more pics of the hot chick!!!

[MoreMisfortune]

there is water on my head i dont know what to do

[MoreMisfortune]

this is a self inflicted pic
distance: about the legnth of my arm

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OQSURMO&key=FMA

[MoreMisfortune]

btw im totally like surprised that WD looks human, like an acutal person

[Hua Lin Laoshi]

Ok, I'll risk the humiliation.

http://www.geocities.com/hualinmantis/

[BM2]

Its 1984, too dark, I look like crap and my hair is funny but I don't like Jimmy and its one of my favorite pics :D

[David Jamieson]

Is anyone here Chinese besides Gene? lol

[Indestructible]

Originally posted by red5angel
more pics of the hot chick!!!

I don't have any idea where she came from. I was uploading my pic to a free hosting site, didn't check the file name after it uploaded, and thats what I got. Strange.....

[Indestructible]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
Is anyone here Chinese besides Gene? lol

Silly, chinese don't do kung fu anymore.

[joedoe]

I am, but I don't have a digital pic of myself to post here.

[Serpent]

joedoe's not Chinese. He just likes to pretend that he is. In fact, he's a transexual Nigerian.

[BM2]

Serp,
Is there a reason why you haven't posted a pic yet? BTW, I didn't state this in my post above but I'm the one with the white top.

[joedoe]

It is because Serp is actually a Fillippino midget prostitute and he is worried that GDA might try to molest him

[Ming Yue]

Left to right:

Oso • Judge Pen • Ming Yue • 18 Elders • Yu Shan • Metal Mantis • Bung Bu

[Serpent]

Originally posted by joedoe
It is because Serp is actually a Fillippino midget prostitute and he is worried that GDA might try to molest him
I am not a prostitute! I let you pay me for your own self-esteem.

Originally posted by BM2
Serp,
Is there a reason why you haven't posted a pic yet?
Yes there is.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Ming Yue
Left to right:

Oso • Judge Pen • Ming Yue • 18 Elders • Yu Shan • Metal Mantis • Bung Bu
Heh. Bung Bu is meditating. Or is he asleep?

[Vash]

Originally posted by Ming Yue
Left to right:

Oso • Judge Pen • Ming Yue • 18 Elders • Yu Shan • Metal Mantis • Bung Bu

Oso looks like my ex-girlfriends brother-in-law

Judge Pen looks like todd mcfarlane

Ming Yue is da new hotness

I don't know the other dudes.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i will try to molest serp no matter what. he is very molestable.

everyone has seen my pre-chemo pics so ill wait and post one of my baldness tomorrow.

[joedoe]

Originally posted by Serpent
I am not a prostitute! I let you pay me for your own self-esteem.

Yes there is.

BS! You begged me to pay you otherwise you wouldn't be able to get your next fix, you crack ho. :D

[Serpent]

Originally posted by joedoe
BS! You begged me to pay you otherwise you wouldn't be able to get your next fix, you crack ho. :D
Oh, man! There goes my reputation!

Still, at least GDA will always be there to molest me....

[themeecer]

Me
My Mug (http://g.myspace.com/00032/95/35/32145359_l.jpg)

[SifuAbel]

You look like a young Truman Capote.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by SifuAbel
You look like a young Truman Capote. Who's that?

[Shaolinlueb]

he also looks like a bigger version of that midget from jack@ss

[David Jamieson]

This (http://www.classicbookshop.com/reviews/capote/cover.gif) is a young Truman Capote.

Good call Abel, they are sort of alike in an eerie weird non H0m0 sort of way although I don't know and it woudl be ok if that was the case but TC is definitely licking the cake batter off the spoon at every opportunity.

I apologize for the graphical representation of gay sex through the use of baking tools

btw, for those who fell off the ride at the point of reading this, we are talking about themeecers shot.

otoh, perhaps it is me who is either on drugs or needs to be.

thank you
that is all

[Suntzu]

:( ..... of course i'm on CP time :D

me on the right.....

[David Jamieson]

wee man (http://weeman.netfirms.com/whatareyouchicken9.htm) is the guy in the middle.

I think the Truman Capote pic looks more like him, though at some angles, wee man is close.

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by Vash
Judge Pen looks like todd mcfarlane


I don't know if that's good or bad. Anyway, that pic was taken at the end of a two day mantis seminar so we were all a little rough around the edges.

[norther practitioner]

Me telling chaser what I thought of getting my picture taken

[Indestructible]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
wee man (http://weeman.netfirms.com/whatareyouchicken9.htm) is the guy in the middle......

The JackaZZ episode where he dressed as an Ompalompa(sp?) and skateboarded down the street was awesome.

[Indestructible]

Sorry Sifu Abel, I couldn't get anyone to stand on my horse stance this weekend.:(

[themeecer]

Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
he also looks like a bigger version of that midget from jack@ss
Lol.

Well heck .. I am used to getting references to Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise ..... and Fabio.

:D

[David Jamieson]

here's a kungfu pic of me:

[SifuAbel]

If you match the drop shadow it would look more present.



Indestructable,

You have all the time in the world. Keep trying.

[Oso]

Originally posted by Ming Yue
Left to right:

Oso • Judge Pen • Ming Yue • 18 Elders • Yu Shan • Metal Mantis • Bung Bu

CORRECTION

that's not Metal Mantis. I can't remember his KFM name though.


Bung Bu was accidentally killed at the seminar and we propped him up for the photo op.

[David Jamieson]

i think MK made that pic of me. I liked it so much I kept it.

that guy is a goofball in a good way sometimes. lol :p

[Hua Lin Laoshi]

Oh my God, they killed Bung Bu. You bas tards!

[red5angel]

here's a kungfu pic of me:

KL, you must be the pasty canadian looking guy in the grey shirt and white pants?

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Oso
Bung Bu was accidentally killed at the seminar and we propped him up for the photo op.
Heh. Weekend At Bung Bu's.

;)

[Oso]

not that ya'll don' already know what my ugly ass looks like but here's the most recent from September. I'm in the blue shirt.

[David Jamieson]

red-
nope, i'm chi blasting in the bg. I thought it was you and MK in the foreground.

???

oso-

did a hot chick just cruise into the kwoon in that pic? :p

[Oso]

nope, believe it or not, that's a kung fu form that share's the same philosophy that judo does of 'looking left' to complete the circle of a throw.

in that instance, it's the last move of the 3rd road, an entry and fit in for the throw are the two moves before, turn and throw, looking back the way you came to finish. look back forward and start 4th road.
;)

[David Jamieson]

jeez, you don't gotta get all technikikial about it!

I figured it was a form thang... but it could've been a hottie entering behind all you guys, throwing your attention.

Or it could have been that guy ted collapsing because he doesn't go to class often enough and his body thumping to the floor made everyone look! :p

[bung bo]

Heh. Weekend at Bung Bu's.

Come on over to my house this weekend. You can watch Iron and Silk in my room while I go to work, but keep your stinking mitts off of my fig newtons. BTW, the name is bung bo, but don't beat yourself up.

[Oso]

BTW, the name is bung bo, but don't beat yourself up.

maybe, but the form is bung bu.

;)

[Oso]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
jeez, you don't gotta get all technikikial about it!

I figured it was a form thang... but it could've been a hottie entering behind all you guys, throwing your attention.

Or it could have been that guy ted collapsing because he doesn't go to class often enough and his body thumping to the floor made everyone look! :p

actually, ya shoulda seen the hottie that was there the next night.

we was all talking too her (4 days of nothing but a room ful of sweaty guys, ya see) and Master Shr comes in and we all had to back off.....

[Vash]

Yall keep this thread alive till I get a hair cut and a shave.

Cuz when I gets my pics on the line, yall jus KNOW it's gonna be BLING BLINGIN HOTNESS!!!11!!1

[IronFist]

Here's a back shot of me I posted in the training forum a while ago:

Click (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=419970).

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

Originally posted by Oso
we was all talking too her (4 days of nothing but a room ful of sweaty guys, ya see) and Master Shr comes in and we all had to back off.....

cauze he waz like dat ***** is mine. i cant wait til i gots skilz like that.

[rubthebuddha]

hm. ironfist shows us the one view all guys get of him -- his back. :eek:














:D

[IronFist]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha
hm. ironfist shows us the one view all guys get of him -- his back. :eek:




Ohhhhhhhhhhh snap! :D

[Eddie]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
Me and my Shorties

Water Dragon,
Gotto love the US suburbs. Looks so clean. NO fences around the houses, and every drive way looks the same. Do you at least have a fence around the back yard? Down here, my house have walls with electric fence and gate, with two very hungry German Sheppard dogs roaming the yard front and back. And I live in a decent area.

Nice kids. Do they do martial arts?
Eddie

[Eddie]

http://www.martialarts.co.za/choylayfut/images/Russel&Ed.jpg
im in black
Eddie

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Eddie
http://www.martialarts.co.za/choylayfut/images/Russel&Ed.jpg
im in black
Eddie Woah! Is the other bloke in the photo really little, or are you one big dude?

[Eddie]

Don’t you know? Im a giant. The other guy is 6ft4. Im almost 8ft tall.














Just Kidding.
Im 6f4. Russel is my old boxing partner. He is just short. I have a friend that make me look like a little boy.
Eddie

[MoreMisfortune]

kfm measure time! yay! (not for me)

how much you weight, son?

im at 231lbs, estimated about 20-22% fatboyness

[David Jamieson]

wolfen, I see you are attempting to help ED find his keys in that first shot.

In the second shot, I think a bio-break is in order for that one gentleman. lol :p

[Eddie]

You asking me moremisfortune?
I weigh between 102 and 110 kilos that is. Dont weigh myself regularly. Probably more bodyfat than you, though Im not too worried about that.

[Judge Pen]

6'1"
185lbs
16% fat

[Vash]

5' 8"
200lbs
15% BF

[Oso]

5'11"
240
too much

[norther practitioner]

wolfen, he was reffering to a rather funny thread dealing with earth dragon.


5'8" (barely)
183 (depends on if I looked at food recently)
way over what I want.

[Shaolinlueb]

5'10
178 lbs
15% body fat.

[Oso]

i hate skinny people..................

I don't remember when I was less than 18% bf and that was 2 years ago when I was down at 208.

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by Oso
i hate skinny people..................



And we hate big guys that can toss us around like ragdolls!

[Hua Lin Laoshi]

Almost 5' 11"
Usually around 160 lbs
Never measured BF but I'm sure I have around here somewhere (found some on my waist recently).

[FatherDog]

6'4"
185 lbs
Dunno the body fat percentage, but it's probably pretty low.

[Water Dragon]

I'm 6'0" 180 if anyone cares

[mortal]

http://www.shaolinwolf.com/Imagesabcd/anthonybutterfly.jpg
http://www.shaolinwolf.com/Imagesabcd/anthonyxiebu.jpg
http://www.shaolinwolf.com/Imagesabcd/anthonyupintheair.jpg
http://www.shaolinwolf.com/Imagesabcd/anthonybutterfly2.jpg

They are a couple of years old.

[joedoe]

5'9" 100kg, probably about 85% body fat

[SifuAbel]

nice pics, mortal

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
I'm 6'0" 180 if anyone cares

No one cares.

Geek.


















;)

[Water Dragon]

I'm telling Gene :(

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by Eddie
Water Dragon,
Gotto love the US suburbs. Looks so clean. NO fences around the houses, and every drive way looks the same. Do you at least have a fence around the back yard? Down here, my house have walls with electric fence and gate, with two very hungry German Sheppard dogs roaming the yard front and back. And I live in a decent area.

Nice kids. Do they do martial arts?
Eddie

I'm telling you Bro. that pic was actually taken in the city of San Antonio, not even the suburbs. The whole area is just beautiful. They have these beautiful big houses in the foothills out there.

the oldest trains a little. I don't teach him any specific 'discipline'.

He knows a little Boxing and a few kicks, a handful of throws, and some BJJ. He's coming back to Chicago in December and says he wants to start training BJJ seriously. He's gonna be one bad MOFo by the time he's 18 :D

[rubthebuddha]

5'9", 185, about 15%

WD -- how old is the oldest?

[mortal]

Thanks!

Those are some cool monkey vids.

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
here's a kungfu pic of me: Copyright infringement!!!!


Anyway, me (monk spade), NP (sword) , and Mizong Kid (staff) from the 2003 Taiji Legacy Tournament (as seen in Jan/Feb 2004 Kung Fu Tai Chi, beyotches)

I'm 6'0, 175 lbs.

[red5angel]

a while back I saw pics of NP's teacher and now I always think of him as some huge black dude.

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha


WD -- how old is the oldest?

They are 8 and 3

[MoreMisfortune]

Originally posted by Oso
i hate skinny people..................

I don't remember when I was less than 18% bf and that was 2 years ago when I was down at 208.

word up, though im cool with this one skinny dude, thats cos hes cool and stuff
im like 20-22 but that is i was 20% (my best TOP OF THE LINE in all life) when i was weightin 222 actually. I be more now, yes.


Eddie dude, you probly have less fat than me most probly actuall, dude, from your pic that is i say.

[Eddie]

That pic was taken a year back. I think Im much fatter now. But who cares, My wife is a model, so who could want anything more ?

Water dragon,
That seems like a pretty cool place. Pretty clean. Still cant believe the don’t have dogs. Wouldn’t feel save without them. If I can have a lion in my backyard, I would have one.

My son is now 4, and he loves kung fu, but he loves lion dance even more. That’s him in the middle (in the head), and that pic was taken when he was only 3 (http://www.martialarts.co.za/choylayfut/pics/lion2004ny1.jpg ). He also learned now that if he goes out and do a lion dance, he usually get more tips than the older students, and he always uses that money to buy toys and sweets and stuff. Now every weekend, he nags us to go do a lion dance so that he can buy himself some new toys.

Masterkiller,
You look EXACTLY the way I thought you would. Come to think of it, you look pretty much like your avatar.
Eddie

[Toby]

Xebs, you should measure that. I reckon ~20% is probably severely underestimating ;).

[MoreMisfortune]

no dude, the dude did the thing, i was at a gym at the type, he calculated 21% some, then i lost some more 2 pound doing excercise and didnt see any muscle go away so i imagined i was 20%
at the time, that was
right now i dont know, but i estimate at leats 22
lets say maybe 24
i dont know

[Skarbromantis]

Some old promo shots

me (http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/SKARD1SKARBROTHAZ/images/sm-27329.jpg)

me (http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/SKARD1SKARBROTHAZ/images/sm-27339.jpg)

[David Jamieson]

geez scarbro, where you been? lol

[Nick Forrer]

I am the one on right (http://www.wingchun.org.uk/images/photoalbum/Master%20Wan%20Pat%20Nick%20CMAC%202000.JPG)

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by Eddie
Masterkiller,
You look EXACTLY the way I thought you would. Come to think of it, you look pretty much like your avatar. What can I say? I'm the Scottish Gordon Liu. :D

[rubthebuddha]

the real mk, from a previous thread (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=479039)

[David Jamieson]

Copyright infringement!!!!
what you talking about you haggis chugging border reiving skirt wearing nessie walker!

I believe it was you who did the original infringing.

infringenator!

:p

[MasterKiller]

My friend says your original picture was public domain.

[Samurai Jack]

5'11", 203 lbs. @11% BF

[David Jamieson]

My friend says your original picture was public domain.

lol, your friend is wrong, and all materials are copyright by me.

But I don't mind, I thought it was funny. I still do, I mean it is pretty ridiculous.

[MonkeySlap Too]

Here's a photo taken before I moved out West. I'm the guy on the right. The guy in the middle wasn't the president of Taiwan yet, but his office did wake me up early that morning to supply added protection during his speeches in Chicago while he was campaigning. Apparently some people who didn't like him hired street gangs in L.A. to storm the hotel banquet. While he was taken away by bodygaurds, the audience was terrorized until the police got there. I was just thrilled to be the school picked to f@ck with a gang. Can you spot how many knives I'm wearing?

The guy on the left is a tough old man. He joined my class at an advanced age (that I'm now approaching) and insisted on playing with the boyz. A good man.

Lemme see if i can find more...

PS - this file is a jpeg if you have problems opening it...

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
lol, your friend is wrong, and all materials are copyright by me.

But I don't mind, I thought it was funny. I still do, I mean it is pretty ridiculous. My friend says you owe me $.20 royalty for every time someone downloads that picture. I'll let it slide this time, though. It's the holidays, afterall.

[SifuAbel]

ttt

[TaiChiBob]

Greetings..


Guess which one is me..

[scotty1]

Wow.

TCBob- you look kind of how I thought you'd look.

Monkeyslap - you don't. You look scarier. :)

[Toby]

Woah, TaiChiBob you're hot. But who's the skanky old guy you're hanging out with? :D

[joedoe]

I actually envisioned TaiChiBob to be a bit fatter.

[David Jamieson]

That's cause you're a chubby chaser!

I envisioned taichi bob as a 28 yr old oriental/african girl who wears nothing at the keyboard.

...alas, that spell is broken. :(

Thanks for nothing bob...you *******!

[Vash]

Originally posted by MonkeySlap Too
Here's a photo taken before I moved out West. I'm the guy on the right. The guy in the middle wasn't the president of Taiwan yet, but his office did wake me up early that morning to supply added protection during his speeches in Chicago while he was campaigning. Apparently some people who didn't like him hired street gangs in L.A. to storm the hotel banquet. While he was taken away by bodygaurds, the audience was terrorized until the police got there. I was just thrilled to be the school picked to f@ck with a gang. Can you spot how many knives I'm wearing?

The guy on the left is a tough old man. He joined my class at an advanced age (that I'm now approaching) and insisted on playing with the boyz. A good man.

Lemme see if i can find more...

PS - this file is a jpeg if you have problems opening it...

"Yo, so you wanna make a deal or what? Yous pay me da money, nothin' unfortunate happens to this fine establishment, capish?"

In other news, I'll post a pic tomorrow, after I go job huntin' - I'll be all prettied up.

[joedoe]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
That's cause you're a chubby chaser!

I envisioned taichi bob as a 28 yr old oriental/african girl who wears nothing at the keyboard.

...alas, that spell is broken. :(

Thanks for nothing bob...you *******!

Actually, it is because I am a fat b@stard and envision everyone else as fat b@stards too just to make myself feel better about things. :D

[TaiChiBob]

Greetings..

LOL.. i guess i deserve it for posting myself next to such a beautiful young Lady (Tiffany Chen, W.C.C.Chen's daughter).. but, some of you guys are brutal ("skanky old guy"?).. oh well, when you pass the half century mark and can still suffer the pains of your youth, you can't really complain.. i still spar and roll (and support the Advil Corporation and bathe in Zheng Gu Shui) but healing times seem to be getting longer after the younger guys strut their stuff..

I'm 5'9" (Tiffany had on heels, honest...) and 150lbs (155 after a good round at the Chinese buffet)..


I envisioned taichi bob as a 28 yr old oriental/african girl who wears nothing at the keyboard. LOL, i told her not to use my web-cam anymore, she gets me in so much trouble.. just a lovely young lady i met at the "Younger women for older guys" chat-room.. (not Tiffany, she's much too classy for that)..

Seriously, you guys are great fun, Be well.....

[Toby]

Originally posted by TaiChiBob
... some of you guys are brutal ...I thought that might be pushing it. Glad to see you've got a sense of humour :).